A Misogynist

I've heard it all now. I heard through the grapevine someone at school called me a misogynist behind closed doors. Only in an insane bizarro world can I be considered a misogynist and those cutting off head in Iraq be called "insurgents." But alas, this is the times we live in....

I wish I hated women, it would make my life easier.

*See these are the types of jokes that get me labeled.