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Book: Journey Into Fear by Eric Ambler

A lesser known spy novelist from WW2 era known for amateur/regular people falling into the espionage world. An alright book that works as a decent look at how we have become much more sophisticated, wise to the ways of the world and at the same time less patriotic. 

Film: You Me and Dupree

A solid concept, strong cast, but entirely flat execution. 3rd act storytelling really wanes. Way too long. Strange this a film by the Russo brothers of The Avengers fame. 

Terrible Sign

In my hometown area, 3 of the 8 places one could go catch a flick are now closed down with no signs of re-opening. 

Movies are cooked.

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Film: The Edge

Caught on good old fashioned hotel room TV last night. Couldn't stop watching. By no means a great film, but a satisfying (what they now call elevated) genre flick. They used a real bear. So when a guy gets eaten instead of CGI-ing the bear, they literally created a man-shaped doll and gave it to a real bear to tear to pieces. It was awesome!

This Sums Up the Man

Obama's list of best films. As dumb as his lists were before, he takes it to the next level this year by including some movies he produced. This sums up the man well: he wants to be both a filmmaker and movie critic. But of course, doesn't have the balls to actually make a film as a director or writer or actor and let someone else judge his work. Nor does he feel any need to write anything about any of the films he choose, or why he chooses them. You might think W painting pictures of his dog is a dumb hobby, but it's so much more impressive than what Obama is doing. 

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Film: Monster

Some great moments and performances, but perhaps my least favorite Kore-eda film of the several I've seen. Quite a bit of the dramatic situation felt forced in order to land an effect. Ultimate "mystery" didn't pay off - a bit shallow and par for the festival circuit course.

Film: Best of Times

Get past the silly conceit and there are pleasures to be had. Two stand out "big" scenes in the Elks lodge and the double date - both using clever dramatic irony to comedic effect. The scene where the girls and guys struggle to talk about world events - what better times those were...

Harvard Pres...

Seems like folks have uncovered 5-10 instances of plagiarism...which seems like quite a lot given she hasn't written much.  

My guess is that she's been plagiarising for as long as she can remember dating back to high school. What an ugly shame - just imagine how many other unethical and poor little decisions a person like this makes throughout her everyday life. 

Mmmmm...K

Now Taleb on the Palestinians "were never offered a state train." I suppose next they'll be telling us all the billions of aid didn't go into tunnels and weapons.

Menu Anxiety

34% of Gen Z report "menu anxiety" when ordering a meal. Not to defend Gen Z, but I somewhat relate to the general stress of the retail experience. During the Christmas season, I am reminded of pre-internet Christmas shopping and how much I hated it. Actually going to retail stores can give me a headache. Nevertheless, that we need such a term explains a lot. These are the same people who support the Palestinians. So if you find this future threatening perhaps you should not. Israel could defeat these losers by opening up restaurants and making the menus a tad more complicated that average to crush their spirits. 

Random Screenwriting Thought

All movies are actually mysteries - but you choose between plot or character and occasionally, both. 

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Film: Napoleon 

I enjoyed The Last Duel, so I was quite looking forward to Napoleon despite the negative reviews. I went in happy to overlook whatever flaws took place in the narrative for some cool battle sequences. But I came away unimpressed and wanted to know a lot more about Napoleon. First flaw - you would hardly know why Napoleon is considered one of the greatest military commanders of all time by watching the film. He actually seems like a bit of a loser. Also it seemed to me he dumbfucked his way into power in the film and I can hardly believe this is historically accurate. The research on the military-political stuff felt wikipedia level deep. So fine, the film concentrates more on the Josephine love story. But does it? I feel like the majority of scenes were the two of them sitting on a couch together with glazed, confused looks interspersed with some unsexy doggystyle scenes. In this respect, it had similarities with the Last Duel. Did Scott do some research on sex in that era? Was it predominantly doggystyle that women didn't enjoy? I wonder...

The best parts are few and far between moments of self-deprecating humor - Kirby taunting Napoleon's "costume," his attempts to impress children by taking credit for burning Moscow, describing the fate of his pork chop coming to his plate, etc. But the humor bits didn't land because we weren't invested enough in the narrative. 

If...

If Hamas had instead invaded Israel to murder 1,200 innocent dogs I wonder if the progressive left would be more outraged, less outraged, or equally outraged. My guess is more.

Perspective

It's not that kids make you realize it's not just about you, but rather that it never was.

Political Persuasion

I'm a Bill Maher liberal or Megyn Kelly conservative, with a slight dash of Amy Klobuchar with a sprinkle of Ron DeSantis on top. And a lifelong Californian. Which might explain why my political aspirations have never moved beyond blogging for a few people!

The Right of Return

Yglesias ponders the unhealthy obsession.  You know, if these 3rd generation removed Palestinian kids actually had the right of return, they would maybe visit once, find it pretty boring and unnoteworthy and then return to their normal lives. You know how I know this? Because my mom lived in a farming community in the late 1940s in California and my kids have gone exactly once in their lives and never ask about it at all!

SF Reparations Plan Dead

Or perhaps it succeed in keeping a few progressives employed on a project that made them feel good?

A Forever Problem

Affirmative action creates a "forever problem." What do I mean? I was just reading about Disney being in a big pay equity lawsuit with some female executives. And several thoughts occurred to me: if you're being underpaid by your employer, isn't the move to leave for an employer that would pay you what you're worth? How is it efficient to stay for nearly a decade and then sue? While there might be some friction issues with my solution, the main point is: these ladies know they couldn't make that much more "out there."

And I got to thinking about what happens if you use affirmative action in hiring. By definition you are choosing someone less based on merit and more for their diversity. Maybe a decent number of these hires will catch up and be productive members of the team. Maybe some will become all stars. But by definition, as a group, they will underperform their peers presuming the company knows what it is doing with respect to hiring. So you'll get into this situation when down the line, the affirmative action group will make less money than their peers, get promoted less, get lower performance bonuses and so forth. Then will come the lawsuits and claims of "unequal pay." So almost by definition, if you do affirmative action hires, you will down the line also be guilty of unequal pay.

The alternative would be pay your affirmative action hires equal to their higher performing peers. It might work for a short while, but soon the high performance people will grow disgruntled and leave for greener pastures. So you will be in this race to the bottom situation eventually where you will lose the most productive and keep the least productive. 

This will work across different levels of society. We're seeing this in education right now. Everyone realizes the average Asian person at Harvard scores (or would score if they took SATs) around 1500. And every African American at Harvard probably scores around 1300. Well, maybe most Asians who score 1500 are okay with this and presumably the African Americans scoring 1300 are okay with this, but guess who isn't (and shouldn't be) okay with this? Asians who score 1300-1500 and African Americans who score 1500!

And so it goes on. I wonder what the impact across generations will actually be? I know all the proponents think the future will be a Benetton Ad, but it will be more likely be goofier and more corrupt forms of epic copes than we see today. 

Interesting

It actually seems like the NBA is going to crack down on Draymond Green. An "indefinite" suspension.

Young Americans

Matt Yglesias notes young people are turning against Israel. My reaction: who cares! Young people love Hamas and Ukraine. And guess what? Both are getting their asses handed to them right now. Young people like the unpowerful. How's it working out?

Marxism

Any notable people who became Marxist late in life after bearing witness to how poorly capitalism worked over a long period time?  

Notes on Luttwak Podcast

From Hidden Forces:

-Xi Jiping planning for Taiwan invasion. Why? War starts with a concept. Xi has it in his head Chinese to establish themselves as a war fighting people. 

-Evidence: promoting violent, unprovoked actions against India on the border.

-Evidence: ordering the production of wheat/grain against growing oranges, fruit, etc because planning for future sanctions.

-Evidence: leading political theorist right now in China (and Xi's intellectual boss) believes China's communist party will fall unless democracies proven to be weak/ineffectual.

-How? Xi will put pressure on Taiwan and count upon treason from Generals within Taiwanese army. He sees some KMT members in powerful military positions in Taiwan as essentially mainlanders who when push comes to shove will lose on purpose. Evidence: they already have apartments build for them in Beijing.

-What else? Xi wants a skirmish against the US to prove China is tough. Maybe over Taiwan.

-Luttwak makes the point the Han are wonderful people, but not warlike. They've been controlled by other groups for centuries - the Mongols and the Japanese. He said there would still be Japanese garrisons in China if not for the Americans. 

Update

Apparently I've been mistaken. Previously, I've often joked wokesters should be fired from their President of Universities and other DEI positions and instead get jobs as baristas. But it turns out wokesters can't even do that job. 

She Is Thoughtful She Is Kind

Words of support from alumni and faculty for Claudine Gay. 

“She is thoughtful. She is kind. She is resolutely dedicated to the growth and wellbeing of our very diverse community."

You would think she was a kindergarten teacher rather than the President of the most former most prestigious university on the planet. 

 

Jersey Man

Sentenced to 8 years prison for shouting racial slurs at neighbors. I bet he regrets turning down that Harvard scholarship where he would've been protected by free speech.

Wow - Claudine Gay

She should be fired not just for her disastrous performance, but for being a total fraud. In nearly any profession she'd be long gone. 

Resignations Are Just the Beginning

Not only should the 3 Presidents resign, the entire DEI bureaucracy needs to be dismantled. Title IX should be overturned or rewritten. This is de-Nazificiation shit. Once the money for this stuff is gone, it'll be all over. Everyone will be happier. All the minorities in America will. be fine. Or at least no worse off. Literally no one will be harmed except for the people who making a living in DEI and dedicated their lives to it. And they deserve to lose those fake jobs. In fact, in the long run, even they will be better off because they'll be forced to do something of actual use to the world like teach kids to read or make coffee.

Treason

Thinking about all these pro-Hamas people in the West...college students, DSA groups, CAIR, etc. What are they actually guilty of? Well, they are entitled to their speech, differing opinions, etc. We continually cherry pick instances of maybe where their speech crosses over into incitement. But is this really the point? I don't think so. What I think the lies beneath all this is a more fundamental thing: many of these folks are treasonous. They don't care about the Palestinians or Hamas or any of that. They actually just hate their own countrymen. They want to overthrow the government. They don't come out and say it, but if pressed, I bet they would admit it. They don't have any clue about what would replace it - they'd just pick up a bad Communist playbook if they got the opportunity. But treason is giving aid and comfort to the enemy. Well? Is Hamas not our enemy? Is supporting Hamas not an act of treason? Can someone explain why not?

What I like about this formulation is that I actually think there are quite a lot of people who make valid points about the poor decisions of our foreign policy and the poor decisions of Israel. But those type of valid arguments get completely drowned out by the vast number of people who simply want the US and Israel and the whole Western system to fail. Treason is a serious crime. Why don't we charge people with it more? It might make our political discourse a whole lot more fruitful. We need to get rid of the fringes because they glom on and take over. So yes, many people will think I'm crazy for suggesting locking up my political enemies. But that's exactly what I'm saying: these are the political enemies of civilization and a few thrown in jail will make the rest go back into hiding and working customer service jobs like they should be. 

DEI

Institutions captured by DEI won't reform for the same reason that when a club or restaurant becomes lame, it stays lame. Because the lame people will stay and the cool people leave. DEI solves a real issue: what do mediocre losers do? They know they can't leave the DEI gig because there is nothing else they can do that would be remotely as rewarding. It's Harvard President or barista.

The Thing Is Not The Thing

One of the best points re: Western leftists I've come across lately. 

What actually matters is the behavior of Western leftists, who care about the Palestinian cause precisely because it is so hateful and dysfunctional, just as how they romanticize the most anti-social elements of the criminal underclass at home.

 

More on Grass

I know people say grass uses a lot of water. So what? Am I missing something? Isn't there something called the water cycle? Doesn't the water just cycle through the earth and still exist?

All This Fake Grass

My kids and I play sport on this fake grass. Beyond my suspicions this causes extra injuries, the plastic shit gets all over your shoes and socks. What happens to all this shit? Where does it go all this little plastic crap? Wherever it ends up, it can't be great. However this shit is made - it isn't natural. I never wondered any of this with real grass. 

More on the University Presidents...

Even Elizabeth Warren is shitting on the University Presidents! Senator Pocohontos for all her loony ideas, is at least intelligent and capable. She can tell these three don't meet the basic qualifications for leadership. Why? We all know why. Affirmative action. This is what you get. 

What Do We Need?

We just need to cut the shit. That's it. Just cut the bullshit. 

End DEI. End affirmative action. End it all. Teach kids to read. Do math. Write. We need to build. Build literally everything. Housing, weapons, bridges roads, cities, cars. Cut all the uselessness. It can be done.

Winning

Israel closing in on Hamas leader in Gaza.

If this constitutes Hamas "winning," someone please explain to me what Hamas losing would look like.

Free Speech and Genocide

I consider myself a pretty free speech absolutist, but it's obvious you can't cry "fire in a crowded a theater." In a similar logic, Charles Manson was found guilty of murder for inciting his followers. It is illegal to tell someone suicidal to go kill themselves, is it not? Seems to me campus radicals calling for genocide of the Jews is a layup in terms of speech that crosses the line into incitement. The 3 women Presidents say, it depends on the context. Well, the context is this: you have thousands of willing mass murderers on standby with guns right next to a whole lot of Jewish people in Israel. I'd say that qualifies as incitement, wouldn't you?

How hard would it be to say the following:

1) Calling for genocide against Jews or anyone else is a violation of our student code. This does not constitute free speech, but rather an incitement to violence.

2) That said, no one on our campus has called for the genocide of Jews. Merely supporting a Palestinian state or the Palestinian dreams of statehood cannot be construed as "calling for genocide."

3) That said, there has been a worrying amount of support Hamas on our campus. We as an institution completely and entirely denounce Hamas as an illegitimate and illegal terrorist organization. And we need to do a lot of soul searching to figure out exactly why members of our community are defending and supporting mass murderers. We believe these members are entirely wrong and we need to dissect exactly what is going on here. We will investigate and should we find violations of the student or faculty code we will swiftly act. At our school there is ample room for political dissent. But there is not going to be any tolerance for incitement to violence, celebration of wanton murder and destruction, or antisemitism or racism. In addition, gross propaganda the types of which are spread by Hamas and its supporters will be met with a powerful chorus of truth and accuracy. 

Or something along those lines. It's not hard. 

And let me make the gender point again. A man who had any sort of father or male friends or even just played pick up basketball with other dudes  would not conduct themselves this way in front of Congress. Far left women from the circles these ladies are from have no such social code to adhere to and thus...we are where we are.

If A Game Sucks, Change the Rules

Something is rotten in academia as evidenced by how pathetic the Presidents performed in front of Congress. It comes into such clear focus, doesn't it? Somehow elite Universities can't find the language to describe why calling for genocide is wrong and against their values. Should we let in students who want to become serial killers? How about misogynists who would like to march in favor of murdering women? How about good old fashioned neo-nazis? If the current construction of elite Universities can't figure out why terrorism and genocidal ideations are inappropriate - maybe we need a new construction. Here are a few thoughts:

1) Get rid of tenure. Seems to me tenure hasn't protected Universities from group-think. So...if it's not serving its function, maybe it's past the expiration date. 

2) Fire all the crazy professors. Not so hard, was it?

3) Kick out all the crazy students. Was that so hard?

4) Fire all the crazy administrators. 

5) Cut tuition by 25%.

Colleges overnight could be great again.

3 Women Presidents

I know people like to say misogyny is the reason we've never had a female president. Perhaps there is an alternative explanation, evidenced by the answers the three women presidents of MIT, Harvard, and UPenn provided to Congress today about whether calling for the genocide of Jews constitutes harassment. 

I know that's not the fashionable thing to say, but come on, we're all on some level thinking and knowing that a lot of this DEI crapola is due to women not being able to deal with shit. And yes, of course, not all women...just the median and plus some...

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Film: Guy Ritchie's The Covenant

Gyllenhaal on the down low becoming one of my favorite actors - he's following the model of Denzel or perhaps even Tom Cruise - bringing a level of intensity and craft to tried and true genre pictures for men. This movie is much better than most in the genre. And the first 30 minutes are pretty incredible. At some point, I'd like to watch it right next to the Hurt Locker. But the story suffers a bit from essentially being split into two separate movies. Not quite epic enough to pull it off. And the two pieces don't quite fit naturally - in fact, they may be too similar?

TV: The Bookie Pilot 

I really like this comic, Sebastian Maniscalco but boy this pilot is lame. I guess Chuck Lorre saw Curb and thought to himself: I can do that. He can't. Referencing Two and Half Men throughout this was quite painful to see. 

As a side note, Ray Romano has a little bit in here as a sad sack gambler. Romano and Seinfeld are an interesting contrast in how they handled their post sitcom-world triumph. Seinfeld became the flaneur, the man about town always glad-handing with the elite - the man above the fray. Romano seems to have gone in the opposite direction - playing the "loser" in tiny bit parts, content to be a struggling working man. Let's not forget Romano is worth upwards of 200 million dollars.

Hamas

For all the talk of Hamas "winning" they sure seemed eager for both the ceasefire and the ceasefire to continue.

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Film: The Holdovers

Doubt I'll love a film as much this year. Such an anachronism in 2023. It's incredibly patient, maybe even slow. But builds so well to quiet revelation after revelation about its characters. Did not cheat any moment - nothing felt ham-fisted, gratuitous, or fake.

And yes, I'm going to buy Marcus Aurelius's Meditations. Shouldn't you?

Win

I agree with the basic premise in Richard Hanania's substack: the Palestinians must lose hope. Otherwise they won't change. The plan for the Israel and US should be this: win. Here's a theory about how:

1) Palestinians lose half of Gaza now. It becomes a buffer state. They lose all their Israeli privileges, ie work visas, etc. Maybe Israel operates the water and power from the buffer region or something if the Palestinians for some reason cannot provide basic services to themselves.

2) If Hamas pulls any more shit, they lose another half of what they've got. And so forth.

3) For every Hamas member the Palestinians arrest themselves or hand over to the Israelis, they get an apartment. For every mid level, a house. For every commander/leader: acreage in the buffer zone. 

4) Expel a random 50% of all students who broke student codes during the Israel-Palestine protests. Going forward any student who breaks the student codes gets no warning. They're gone. And yes, this means foreign students will lose their visas. Adios. 

The war would be over in a couple weeks. 

A Fake Country

An interesting challenge would be to describe the difference between a real and fake country. 

Musk

All of the advertisers know damn well Musk isn't antisemitic. 

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Film: To Catch a Killer

Not a great thriller by any stretch, but I still enjoyed. Why? Because I enjoy just about any decent crime drama.

Film: Road House

Great storytelling... the absurdness of the opening bar scene of just total mayhem and destruction while Swayze just watches (Yojimbo-like)... totally works in the way pro wrestling works - pure drama / emotion / absurdity - setting up how the bar needs to change. Screenwriting lesson: when an underneath truth is being expressed you can get away with bonkers shit. This is why I hate docudramas generally - they often mask pointlessness behind being a "true" story whereas a film likes Road House hides truths about how to have a spiritual center beneath ridiculous fights.

Twitter / X

Beginning to think the shift against wokeness began when Musk bought twitter because it symbolically permitted an already popular space to become more freewheeling/less woke. It showed the tide could turn. It was the battle of Midway. 

Elon Musk Stan

I've never been a huge stan for the guy...but I've never liked him more than after watching this--

Making The Rounds...

A video of Bibi Netanyahu boasting how he torpedoed the Oslo Accords and manipulates America.

Supposedly this is offered as "proof" that Israel has long undermined the Palestinian state and America are fools. A few things...has anyone got videos of what Arafat or the leaders of Hamas say about America in their private living rooms? What Putin or Xi say? Or for that matter Trudeau, Macron, Blair -- whoever -- I promise you they all talk shit and boast. How do I know this? Because they are men. Bibi is talking here like every guy I've ever known says to himself in the company of comrades - "oh man, she was totally down for it...she totally wanted me...," "or, man, I could've kicked that guy's ass...man if he said one more thing..." 

Come on...

Sunday

Last Sunday I was riding on a quiet bike path and passed three people handing out Jesus pamphlets. The though occurred to me that 20-50% of people who went full woke will end up hardcore Christians. Why not? Christianity has many of the "good" elements of wokeness and has figured out how to get around the more absurd, goofy, and indeed evil aspects of it. If you view wokeness as a sort of religion/world view that helps people cope - it seems to me Christianity is stronger and more effective medicine.

Two State Solution

Do the Palestinians even want a state?

"Ceasefire"

The far left could have their ceasefire if Hamas surrendered and disarmed. Why don't they call for it? 

Bruno Macaes - A Lie

On twitter, Macaes says the Palestinians never walked away from a deal in 2000. This is news! I suppose Thomas Friedman had bad intel on this in From Beruit to Jerusalem? Or Bill Clinton - who had just negotiated a similar peace in Northern Ireland - also lied about Arafat walking away from the deal? Is this guy kidding? What sources is he working with? This is one of the most well known and well documented negotiations in recent history. Now, he's saying this is false?

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Film: Asteroid City

Wes Anderson has become more Wes Anderson over time. A good thing, I think...

Film: The Flash

Are movies meant to make sense? I know they aren't meant ONLY to make sense, but I mean this in a literal way. Should they make any sort of sense? I wonder what a viewer from 1955 would make of The Flash or Everything Everywhere All At Once. I think they would think the world had lost its mind. And I suppose in a way, they would be right.

And separate from his personal issues off screen, I find Ezra Miller really difficult to watch.

The Far Left

Doesn't support gun ownership, except in the case Hamas.

Taiwan Finals Days

Tried another bento box - fried chicken, rice, veggies, egg, cabbage, etc. Delicious. Again - to repeat - impossible to beat cheap eats here. 

In group pictures in Taiwan, I'm in the back. This does not happen in the US.

Service in general considerably worse in Taiwan. And that factors in that service in general has gone downhill in the US.

I saw a guy using a pay phone in Taipei. There are still pay phones all around.

At the Brother Hotel, there was a "traditional taiwanese restaurant" and a cantonese dim sum place on the same floor - the traditional taiwanese place was empty while the dim sum place was packed with a 15-20 minute wait.

Rush hour felt like NYC.

Indigenous Peoples of Taiwan

Like the Native Americans were not treated well by the Japanese nor the Chinese throughout history. Over time, they've been driven off their lands into the mountains. Rarely do we hear of this mistreatment nor hear any land acknowledgements. I wonder why.

Slavery In Korea

Reading about the First Sino-Japanese War (which lead to Japan acquiring Taiwan) - it was only after this war, did the Japanese - of all people - abolish slavery in Korea in 1895. The world is much more complex and strange than you think.

Also note: the Japanese lost more men in the insurrection within Taiwan after they defeated China (Qing) in the First-Sino War. Basically, the Qing gave up Taiwan to Japan, but the people on Taiwan waged a guerrilla war where over 100,000 Japanese troops were needed to suppress the insurrection. Japanese basically just slaughtered villagers they suspected to be part of the resistance. Much of these people hid in the mountains. I'm telling you - Taiwan will not be easy to take over.

Taiwan Day 8

In the morning visited Shandao Temple where grandmother-in-law has a shrine. Afterwards, took red line MRT all the way to Tamshui, the end of the line. Visited Fort Santo Domingo - so it turned out the Spanish sailed all the way to Taiwan. In fact, the Spanish set up in the North of Taiwan and the Dutch in the South. Eventually it became clear to the Spanish that the Dutch weren't going anywhere so they abandoned the fort in the mid 1600s. The Dutch took it over. But later in the 1640s, a Chinese General attacked the Dutch and threw them out of Taiwan. The island was under the control of the Qing Dynasty (the last emperor). Something I know most Westerners won't know - the Qing are the Manchu people. Who are the Manchu people? In the 1600s they were a minority of about 1% of the population of China, but managed to take over the entire country. They seemed sort of like cousins / similar to the Mongols although they had a rivalry with them. Anyhow, the people we think of Chinese are Han Chinese...so it's a bit interesting to think about China in the modern context...they were ruled from about 1600-1905 by the Manchu people but during that time there was a lot of mixing between Manchu and Han...afterwards, China descended into chaos - Japan took over Taiwan in 1895 and later Manchuria in WW2...it wasn't until Mao in 1949 did the communists/Han take over China again. And even then, it was a bloody affair and a lot of Chinese fled to Taiwan to form a government in exile. 

So I digress. The fort was interesting as was the nearby "little white house." These are strategically located at the mouth of the Tamsui river. This river leads to the sea and is why Taipei is where it is. One day, should China invade, they would probably come up the river to take Taipei. Although, that might be a death trap as one could easily blow ships out of the water from all the nearby land provided they had the ammunition.

A note - perhaps I'm being influenced by the people I spoke to here - but it makes little sense for China to invade Taiwan unless Taiwan's government decided to suddenly declare official independence. First, from a military perspective, invading a big island like this would be a logistical nightmare. It would be a death trap far worse than the beaches at Normandy. There are mountains right down the middle of the country. There are windy old roads everywhere. There are very few beach areas. The weather most of the year is unpredictable. Military units could be scattered everywhere. Trying to form a beachhead could be met with a massive amount of concentrated force. Even if you set up a beach head, an insurgency could always go up and hide in the mountains or in the cities or both. But the bigger reason why an invasion would be stupid: they don't need to. Taiwan is basically Chinese. The mainland just needs to run out the clock on the matter and continue to grow economically and become attractive to the Taiwanese. Eventually, the government of Taiwan will elect a hardcore pro-China government and just fully embrace the "one-China" policy. The only thing that could spoil this eventuality would be a military invasion. Again...I've digressed...

In Tamsui there was an "old street" another hotbed of capitalism somewhat reminiscent of Chinatowns in the US. Lots of snacks and touristy items. I guess these were old commercial streets back in less modern times. 

Ate lunch at a weird, empty American place. Kids loved it. Ribs, steak, fries...too much food. Afterwards, I ventured alone out to Nanjing Fuxing area - got some baos at a popular dim sum place in the Brother Hotel. Then, picked up some hainan chicken from Ching Cheng, a local spot. The hainan chicken cost $3 - now I've had two pretty damn good $3 meals and I'm tempted to say that Taipei is one of the best places in the world to eat a meal for $3. 

Taiwan Day 6-7

Again working somewhat backwards - Beitou Hot Springs. So Taipei is essentially surrounded by mountains (and a river mouth). Up north is a long dormant volcano. And therefore hot springs. One can rent a room at a hot springs hotel (radium kagaya) just to hang and take baths and chill out in a private area. Enjoyable way to spend a morning without the kids. You can ride up there on the MRT (metro).

Afterwards, we swung down to the Taipei Railway Station to buy a bento box lunch. These lunches cost under $3. They are a glazed pork chop, rice, some bok choy, a braised egg (popular snack), and a fish cake. Incredibly popular at the major railway stations across Taiwan for commuters. The weirdest thing about them: the railway makes them. This would be like Amtrack making sack lunches in the US and selling them at Amtrack stations - only the lunches are beloved. It was a good lunch. Great, if you consider the price. 

Next, over to Dongmen Station and Yangkang Street. Ate delicious mango shaved ice, scallion pancakes, hung in a park, wandered around the neighborhood. Probably my favorite neighborhood stroll thus far - just lots of cute shops, spots, places to eat, etc. I later find out it's "one of the coolest streets in the world" according to internet travel websites. We grabbed some beef noodle soup to take home for dinner. Solid. (Lao Zhang Beef Noodle Diner)

The night before the above, we went out around our neighborhood - couldn't get into the cool whiskey bar (closed for private event). Wandered around to some streets that seemed Japanese to find a bar. Eventually landed on a place called O-Bar. Rules of this place: 2 drink minimum plus a service fee, which I think was more expensive if the waitress girls hung out at your table. We declined this option, but the rest of the tables seemed to be doing it. A bit strange. 

Before, we had hot pot dinner. Not the type of hot pot I was used to - the broth was more pickle flavored and I guess getting rarer and rarer to find in Taiwan. Mainland/Chinese hot pot getting more popular here. 

Before that, we spent the day at Taipei Children's Amusement Park - half Great America, half carnival. Good bang for the buck compared the hundreds I spent at Universal Studios recently to wait in line 90+ minutes for things. I think it cost $7 to get in per person. A few of the things were extra cost - like a kids mech armor game and a go kart track. No lines. 

Night before, a big Thai dinner with extended family. Lots of fun. Drank some Chinese moonshine. I have no idea what you call it. Also tried intestines last night - not for me. Lots of opportunities for adventurous eating and drinking out here.

The Hollywood Blacklist

Someone should use AI to generate a spec about the Sam Altman firing and rehiring.  It would 100% get votes for the Blacklist and never get made. 

I Could See This Happening

A new baby boom and return to old timey American values if Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce do it.

The Palestinians

A lot of talk focuses on what Israel (or the Jews) should be doing different. How about the Palestinians? These are people who have done the following in modern history:

a) Allied with the Nazis

b) Attacked their neighbors in war and lost numerous times

c) Attempted to take over the country of Jordan

d) Catalyzed the Lebanese Civil War

e) Waged numerous, decades long terrorist campaigns against Israel

f) Are more or less rejected by all their neighbors including Israel 

I think we should come to an agreement that the world will value Palestinian lives exactly equal to how much the Palestinians value Palestinian lives. 

Taiwan Day 5 Notes

Daytime - Huashan 1914 Creative Park - an old factory built in presumably 1914 now converted into an arts mall. Similar to Liberty Station in San Diego. Accomplished 80% of Christmas shopping - this wasn't the plan, but so many fun things to purchase. Taiwan is like capitalism on steroids in some respects - so many little stores everywhere. Unsure if this is organic, cultural, a good thing or a bad thing. I suppose Hong Kong was like this back in the day. Lunch - kids got a break from Chinese - ate pizza. We had Hainan Chicken at Boon Keng Chicken. Not the greatest I've had, but solid. 

Other notes/comments-

Outside our apartment, you open the door and are literally right next to an alley where cars and motorbikes speed by. You wouldn't want a kid just to walk right outside without an adult.

Style-wise, the folks in Taipei do not even come close to what I think of as stylish. Very unlike what I think about when I picture Seoul or Tokyo...some folks are making an effort, but this is not a stylish place. Not a judgement, just something I notice. 

Saw an elementary school at recess. It looked like 90% of the kids were playing basketball. Is that at urban thing? A Taiwanese thing? A Jeremy Lin thing?

You often notice signs around Taipei that say "Air Shelter" with an arrow.

Taiwan Day 4

Told in reverse...Raohe Night Market...night markets are popular in Taiwan and throughout Southeast Asia. Why? Tropical heat during the day unbearable, so people go outside at night to hang and consume food. Now? Sometimes night markets are open during the day and cater to tourists. So, they're crowded and I would not say particularly fun or built for locals. Nevertheless, a must visit. I ate a black pepper bun - pork filling dough/bread cooked in a tandoor oven (like naan bread). A japanese pancake with custard. I passed on the stinky tofu and various options for meat on a stick. 

Earlier in the day, we did a class on making pineapple cakes, a favorite local treat. That was fun. In general, I'm becoming a much bigger advocate for taking classes. I randomly came across an interview with Tom Cruise (of all people) where he discussed how he came up with the concept of Lev Grossman in Tropic Thunder. Cruise was taking a hip hop dance class at the time and so when Stiller called him up for the role, he said he'd do it under two conditions: fat hands and he could dance. The rest is history. But Cruise said something interesting in the interview: he's always taking classes and learning new things because he never knows how that stuff might find its way into a role. I loved this concept. Anyhow. We made pineapple cakes.

Ate lunch at the famous toilet restaurant. It was gross. 

Screentime

A lot ink spilled on the impacts of screen time on children. I wonder about the impact of parents using screens on the children as well. Tough for the kids to compete for attention with junk adults consume.

Taiwan Day 3

Afternoon hike on elephant mountain. Supposedly a mild hike of about 30 minutes but the internet fails to mention it is straight upwards! A good work out. This morning parents legs were tired and kids claim no soreness. So I guess 5 and 8 are when the kids surpass the physical fitness of the parents. I do feel that I need to exercise more. 

Might've mentioned before - coffee shops everywhere in Taipei. I guess young people like coffee/lattes and American breakfasts. At the bottom of elephant mountain a latte of high quality. Also served "Kyoto style" coffee soft serve. Very popular.

Afterwards Sichuan dinner at Flower Restaurant, another super high quality and not very expensive meal. Some dishes different - actually wasn't as spicy as Sichuan restaurants in San Fernando Valley - a good thing. Incredible juicy beef rib dish along with some type of julienned bean curd. No boiled fish, but did have boiled pork and beef. Mapu tofu was different - can't exactly explain how...

Random observations:

Metro has big glass partitions between platforms and trains. Why I have never seen this before? Brilliant idea. Should be in every metro - no accidents or suicides.

Bathrooms generally well maintained and clean. A lot of people notice this about Asian countries. Nearly all public bathrooms have some type of attendant permanently cleaning up. What a great idea! One thing to point out, however - these clean bathrooms occur in incredibly busy areas and are vital for sanitation purposes. I want someone to do a toilet to population ratio - because I would guess there are far fewer toilets per person in Asia than in the West.

Appliances all seem to be Japanese and instructions written in Japanese. I find this odd. More high tech in a lot of ways, but not always in a sensible way. Automatic electronic locks on doors don't make a ton of sense to me. They seem prone to breakdown or lose electricity at an inopportune time and compound a problem. Same with temperature dials for the shower, etc. You can set them to the exact degree and control electronically like a thermostat. I've personally never had a problem with a simple shower dial. Don't see what problem this solves - and never mind if you can't read Japanese and can barely figure out how to set the temp. Also, it didn't stop the shower from going cold midway through. Taiwan has lots of little remnants of being occupied by Japan if you have the ability to notice them (unrelated to the appliances) but just about zero evidence the Dutch ever colonized this place. Although I learned Taiwan was not really an important Dutch outpost, only a stopping point to Indonesia.

Although lush and green everywhere...you can forgot you're on an island when in Taipei...unlike Hawaii. 

Taiwan Days 1-2

14 hour flight to Taipei. Watched two Don Lee films - The Plastic Men and The Round Up. The guy is a movie star -- some people like Jason Statham, others like Liam Neeson. I'm for Don Lee. 

Day 1 - staying in Songjiang Nanjiang neighborhood. Convenient location. Not entirely legal airbnb. Street food everywhere in Taipei - sure 100% sure how I feel about it. Some tastes good, definitely cheap but not exactly healthy and clean. That said, I'll try a lot of it. I get the feeling a lot of people who live in Taipei don't cook a ton because it's so easy to pick up food quickly. Right near a 7-11 and a small kids park. Notice quite a number of these little city parks for kids around town. 7-11 very popular. I think people get their coffee and breakfasts there. Hot foods somewhat attractive and similar to street food. Then again, I notice this in LA - a lot of laborers eat their lunch from 7-11 now.

Lunch - beef noodle soup, one of the staple Taiwanese lunch meals. Probably the best I've had - this was sort of the fancy version - the beef super tender and soft. Broth flavorful. I added some spice but actually thought it tasted better without. I still can't figure out the name of the restaurant, but the website is called www.noodle3.com (figured it out: Tien Hsia San Chueh beef). Michelin rated.

Walked around neighborhood. Noticed two wine bars and a lot of coffee/brunch shops. One below us serves a lot of different items they call hamburgers. Some have chicken in them, others with fish. Not sure I'm going to try. 

General note: last time I was here was 10 years ago and I see a lot more white, western faces than I recall from before...and apparently american breakfast more popular now (strange because traditional taiwanese breakfast is fav amongst taiwanese folks...)

Dinner - Cantonese restaurant with roasted / Peking duck specialty. Dragon Restaurant. It was terrific. Taipei might be the most efficient place in the world to get a high variety of quality Chinese food at decent (by American standards) prices. American dollar must be strong right now coupled with Taiwan being a tad cheaper in general.

Day 2 - Temple in New Taipei City. New Taipei City used to be countryside surrounding Taipei, but has now developed into the equivalent of New Jersey to New York. Anyhow, the temple we went to was just a bit up a hill and had this wonderful Buddha carved into rock. Then, a narrow rock staircase up through the massive rocks. A highlight of the trip. Kids loved exploring this mountainside. Far up these dirt paths were little huts/platforms set up where people (farmers?) were doing karaoke. I don't totally understand if they live there or just go up there to hang out. 

Followed by lunch, shaved ice, and boba in Ximen - a popular tourist neighborhood in Taipei. Massively popular - a lot of young folks in this area...goofy gambling type games for kids (like Pachinko parlors)...a store merchant spoke to me in Korean. 

Considered going to basketball game for New Taipei Kings (featuring Jeremy Lin), but waaay too exhausted and looks like we'll miss out on that opportunity.

Visited local wine bar after kids went down - got an Italian red - solid. Rules in bar involved an extra charge should you vomit. 

Day 3 - Morning at Taipei 101. Quite a tourist mecca. Perfect weather - great for kids to see entire city from that perspective. When built, it was the tallest building in the world. Super crazy fast elevator. Followed by Din Tai Fung, the original. Menu larger than the LA franchises. Some delicious additional dishes -- a sticky rice with meat dish, golden lava bun, hot and sour soup...

Sorry notes needing to be written quickly...

From The River to the Sea

Matt Yglesias has a funny twitter point about the people in the US who advocate for a secular democracy with equal rights and no ethnic or religious basis "from the river to the sea" in Palestine actually have that system right here in the United States and ought to be celebrating it more effusively.

Taleb and Macaes

I admire both Nassim Taleb and Bruno Macaes quite a bit, so I listen when they offer strident criticism of Israel right now. But I can't help but notice strange themes in their commentary--

1) They seem to think the Israelis have boxed themselves into a stupid/immoral position. Which may be the case. But I find it odd they think the Israelis should be able to play 12 dimensional chess while the bar for the Palestinians is to "try your best not let your representatives commit mass murder."

2) Taleb points out there are 2 billion Muslims in the world. Okay. As if this is an argument to not fight Hamas. Why is this stat always referenced with respect to Muslims. How many white people there are in the world? How many Christians? To what degree does this matter?

3) I find it strange for all these "Pro-Palestinian" folks become rabidly passionate about their condition 5 minutes AFTER Hamas slaughtered all those Israelis. Wasn't the time to be passionate advocates BEFORE the rampage? Don't you think it might've played a bit better?

4) Best line I've heard about a "ceasefire" was from Hillary Clinton: "there was a ceasefire on October 6th."

5) A lot of anti-Israeli people say "Israel is falling into a Hamas trap." Maybe. Is it not equally accurate to say Hamas fell into an "Israeli settler trap?" After all, at the end of this Israel is going to rule Gaza and the West Bank. Who is going to stop the settlers now?

6) A lot of Western liberals say they are Pro Palestinian, not pro Hamas. If that were the case, wouldn't the logical position be to march in favor of a Hamas surrender? And to advocate for 3rd party (non-Israeli rule). Wouldn't that save the most Palestinian lives at this point? But no...they march against Israel and accuse them of war crimes before the war started. They won't say a word against Hamas. Interesting strategy - it would be my approach if I didn't give a shit about the Palestinians at all. 

7) General thought: a strategy that would encourage war crimes and racism by the powerful over the weak: how about accusing the powerful of war crimes and racism regardless if they've committed them or not? To put it in perspective - imagine a wife who accuses/treats a husband as if he were cheating regardless if actually was. Doesn't that incentivize the husband to actually cheat? Because you've taken away any repercussions to it. Are we not edging toward that situation in general? Think about generals. In the past, we treated Robert E Lee with respect because he behaved gallantly in war, despite being on the "wrong side of history." If I were Lee today, I'd look at the landscape and say "fuck it." What incentive do I have to behave gallantly? They're going to melt my statue down either which way.

8) So far my big takeaway is that social media has made people more arrogant about their stupidity and more bloodthirsty.

9) In real life, I've yet to meet someone who is vocally pro-Hamas/Palestinian in this conflict. Social media / AI amplifies this bullshit and/or I have a great social filter. All said, I get the impression if Charles Manson was doing his thing right now, he'd have 10s of thousands of supporters in the streets following him. 

Radical Proposal

Insane idea that could work: sell the Gaza Strip to Donald Trump. Russia, Saudi, Israel, everyone puts up the money (since Trump doesn't have enough). He can develop it into the greatest tourist destination in the entire world. It's all beach front property. It probably can be bought for near nothing. All the Palestinians get jobs working for Trump hotel and casinos. Pay is generous. Only problem: no guns or weapons of any kind in the entire place. It's like a giant Vegas. This solves two major problems: Hamas goes away. Trump stays occupied. Vlad Putin gets a big penthouse suite. Putin and Trump get to hang and act like heroes. The rest of the world goes on.

Who says no?

Hot Take

My current hot take is this: Israel will crush Hamas. 

DEI

Anyone else noticed an increase of hate since the introduction of DEI? Me too. That's by design, I hope everyone understands...

My Flood The Tunnels Idea Getting Traction!

Maybe they read public musings... 

PS - Looking at a map of Gaza. People keep claiming Gaza is this hellhole piece of shit territory. What are people talking about? This is Mediterranean beach front property people. This could be Miami fucking beach or the Amalfi coast if developed properly. There is one problem and we know what it is.

Nepo Babies

Kids are more likely to follow their parents occupation. So we're all nepo babies...

Priscilla

Has anyone looked into Sophia Coppola's whereabouts on the day Lisa Marie passed away? 

Ceasefire!

What the Western Leftists mean by calling for a ceasefire are: let Hamas regroup, rearm, so they have the capacity to murder more Israeli civilians. What an insane position. If the groups wanted peace, they would call for a Hamas surrender.

Tunnels

I know nothing about engineering tunnels, but it strikes me that they need 1) an exit and 2) air. If I were worried the tunnels were full of traps and murderers, I would simply seal the exits and airways. Maybe that is easier said than done? The other option - isn't there an ocean nearby? I'd set up a big hose and just fill the tunnels with salt water. Again...I'm not an engineer.,,

China and Housing

If China and the US were companies, we should probably merge. 

We could use the housing and infrastructure. They could use the education, innovation, and culture.

A Feint

I kinda hope the Israel war plan to invade Gaza is a feint as well and they have an actual plan to deal with Hamas leadership and a way to punish Iran.

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Film: Killers of the Flower Moon

With the underlying theme of: don't trust white people you would think this would be a hit with woke people. But guess what? They won't like it, people because there's no fucking way they can sit still for 3.5 hours. I loved parts of this movie - Leo standing there being interrogated was just a chef's kiss acting performance...and man the first hour...so incredible. DeNiro great. But the seams and stitching of this movie and story didn't quite add up. I remember reading this book awhile ago and thinking something similar -- the author didn't really have a sense of what actually happened or what the relationships were actually like. I don't think Scorsese did either. Because so much doesn't really track. Does she think her husband was involved with killing her sister or not? What would your reaction be to that? Trusting him? I dunno...maybe it was really weird times back then, but then the film doesn't capture that weirdness. Not saying it would be easy to...but still. And the movie does "The Oppenheimer" and goes into an hour long act 3 trial. My eyes were heavy at times. 

In the parking lot, two couples were animated talking about Taylor Swift and I realized one reason why the movies are dying. The great auteurs are not delivering to their audience the way Swift does. She delivers every time and her fans become her marketing machine. The auteurs still have their defenders, but you need to deliver to the fanboys in a way that aren't anymore. 

I hate to say it, but we need Harvey Weinstein...or some other movie whisperer who can provide the perspective of the world/audience. Because without this kind of collaborator, the auteurs go off the rails it seems to me...

PS 

We should recognize the Hamas attack for what it was: an attempted genocide. Anyone calling for ceasefire in Israel must come up with an appropriate worldwide response to such a thing. Propose ideas people...

Anyone Find It Odd...

How the Assad family has routinely committed war crimes, massacred citizens, used chemical weapons on opposition, murdered leaders in an occupied country (Lebanon) -- and nary a peep from the progressive Left, the DSA, the WGA, or a single campus organization about it. I wonder why? It's in the exact same neighborhood. Perpetrated by a minority (Alawite) against Arab and Muslims civilians. Look up the Hama massacre for historical context. For other context - look up what happened in the Syrian Civil War and during the Lebanon protests in the mid 00s. 

I really, really wonder what it could be? It's a gigantic mystery wrapped in a riddle...

Maybe I Was Right?

When I proposed Israel should be carpet bombing Tehran? 

How Every Sane Person in The West Feels About the Woke People Around Them

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Film: Misery

One of the great films about being a writer.

Film: Tremors

Also holds up...did they use the same music as Midnight Run...?

And Spielberg straight up stole stuff from this film for Jurassic Park...

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TV Show: Lioness S1 E1

Military porn. Super lazy final scene. Still, a few good scenes and lines of dialog. People very serious in the Sheridan-verse. 

Mistake

Nassim Taleb pointing out the Arab world is turning on Israel because of the hospital strike. Which turned out to be a lie. He's pointing out new dynamics - more Muslims in Europe, more on social media, etc. Here's what I think: we need to start caring a whole lot less of the Muslim street thinks and they need to starting a lot more about what we think. The Muslim street responds to one thing: the strong horse. We're the strong horse. We need to start acting like it. 

And so you say: what is the goal of this war? I say to end Hamas as an organization. The Arabs can get on board or not. 

Anti-Israel

Being anti-Israel is code/dog whistle for anti-Semitism. Full stop. Everyone knows it. The entire reason for Israel's existence is to prevent what happened in the holocaust from ever happening again. The "pro-Palestine" position was tried before. The Jews relied on more populous "friends" for defense and political power. We know how it worked out when push came to shove.

Liberal Jews who spout platitudes and criticisms of Israel ought to be super, super careful of what they're empowering and indulging. They're getting in harmony with a tapestry of people who hate their existence and their success. There are psychological reasons for this - read up on scapegoating. Don't indulge this shit. Don't be Little Red Riding Hood. That's not grandma - it's the wolf. Face reality now. 

Hospital Bombing

Desire...

Israel doesn't want to bomb hospitals

Hamas wants Israel to bomb hospitals

Who are the good guys? Who are the bad guys?

Don't say it's complicated. It's not. 

Why don't pro-Palestinian voices ever say Hamas shouldn't build the political and war infrastructure underneath hospitals?

Redistribution - A Problem with Nepo Babies

A fresh argument for redistribution is the problem of nepo kids. Exhibit #1: Oakland A's owner is the son the folks who created The Gap. A billionaire idiot. He gives two shits about baseball, the A's, or anything and is moving them to Vegas. Why? No reason, just something to do. We see this with Abigail Disney as well - nothing but a last name and a few sociology courses. 

I don't know how we can solve this problem, but it's real because the amounts of money controlled by these people are staggering and they can really screw things up.

Overton Window

Every horrified liberal who finds themselves surrounded by hateful terrorist cheerleaders has no one to blame but themselves for letting the Overton window shift leftwards the past 20 years. 

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Film: Sneakers 

Government agents and Hollywood stardom feels superior and more powerful than the tech bros in the movie. Times have changed. Tone and execution of the movie still enjoyable. The liberal platitudes / politics of the film hold up poorly. 

My Least Popular Opinion: The Iraq War Was Still Not A Mistake

Neither was Afghanistan, but the pullout was.  

Noisy voices on both right and left casually dismiss the Iraq was as some sort of horrible travesty - one of the dumbest and worst things the US has ever done. Really? Have we been attacked again by Al Queda? Has Saddam spread violence and instability across the region? Have WMDs spread in the region?

ISIS and Al Queda are exhausted forces. It's a practical miracle they didn't manage any follow ups post-9/11. Israel has normalized relations with almost all the Arab states.

If anything, the big mistake with respect to the Iraq War was France and Germany fracturing the UN and making it feckless. 

Question

Why don't activists who want to return land to the indigenous peoples celebrate the only country in the world who did exactly that: the state of Israel.

Efficient Way to End The War

A lot of calls from the far left for Israeli restraint and peace, etc. Why not call for the thing that actually could end the war: Hamas surrendering? 

Israel - Palestine

At least in the NY Times, US intel says Iran didn't know about the Hamas attack so I guess my carpet bombing idea was a bit hasty. Still, the world now knows what "decolonization" means in practice. 

Indigenous People's Day

For those who celebrate: were the indigenous people you are celebrating slave holders and murders? 

We Already Knew

Where these people stand...the squad, the far leftists, the feckless Europeans, the Chinese, the Russians, Hamas, Iran...just don't ever forget it. Print the receipts. 

"Exercise Restraint" 

Any country that says Israel should "exercise restraint" (ie China) should have its border invaded by a neighbor, its citizens murdered and taken hostage, and then exercise their own fucking restraint.

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TV: Poker Face S1 E2 

Didn't like this episode nearly as much as the pilot. Feel like we are back in TV propaganda land... all the female and minority characters are heroic (and boring) and every white male character is a villain. 

Strategy - For Starters

1. Taiwan needs to draft and train 1.5 million militia troops in how to defend the island against Chinese invasion starting next week.

2. NATO and the US need to start manufacturing massive amounts of ammunition and military supplies next week. US needs to demand NATO allies get on board or kick them out of the alliance. 

3. Sanctions put back in place against Iran immediately. 

4. Israel has carte blanche.

5. Build a fence on the Southern border. 

6. Question: what would the Greeks have done to the Palestinians?

UPDATE:

Further thoughts in the shower:

7. Make an arrangement like this: if the Iranians attack US interests, we decimate their navy and give half their country to the Saudis and Iraqis if they're willing to take it. 

8. Make a deal with the Indians, Vietnamese, and Japanese that if the Chinese invade or blockade Taiwan, the Vietnamese will invade the Yunnan province from the South, the Indians will invade from their border region and the Japanese will defend Taiwan from the sea. 

9. For the crowds cheering on Hamas in Rotterdam and any other European countries, I'd get names and revoke immigration status of 10-25% of all participants. I'd put them on a boat to Gaza next week. If they protest again, another 10-25% and so forth. 

Tehran

Among the many reasons I'd make a bad leader of a country, I see little reason why Israel isn't carpet bombing Tehran right now. And to be honest, I wouldn't even call and ask US permission.

Palestine-Israel

In reaction to efforts toward peace between Israel and Saudi Arabia, Hamas decided to mass murder civilians with rockets and a killing spree. 

I'd love to see someone take the Palestinian side on this one...what kind of mental contortions it would require is beyond me. 

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TV Show: Poker Face Pilot    

This is one of the best network TV shows I've seen in a long time. There is one tiny problem baked into the design. The show is for dudes. The lead is a sassy woman. The show will never be able to square the fact that dude-dudes won't tune in for the long haul to watch a sassy women. They'll watch a film with a sassy woman lead. But if given the choice of Justified vs. Poker Face (or even old school Miami Vice or Sopranos) - they will always opt for the dude in the lead.

So as excellent as the show is, it won't be a hit. Which squares perfectly with what Hollywood is right now - politically correct instead of a money maker.

You Must Like Our Themes!

Producer complains buyer turns down their project because of the LGBT+ themes.

Because there isn't enough LGBT content out there, right?

Movie Biz

Generated just 49 mil this past weekend. 

The biz committed slow motion suicide over the past decade. I've been a witness. 

Equity

What percent of the "equity" issue could be resolved by a renormalization of 2 parent homes in disadvantaged communities? 50% would be my guess. 

Absent consistent abuse, I would guess even a shitty dad would be a net positive. A dad who simply filled up the cars with gas, earned minimum wage, and put away the dishes once in awhile would still help the household a lot. And just being around, who knows, he might even play with the kids once in awhile. 

Why this never is "on the agenda" is beyond me... 

Believe All Women

Do we recall that believing women was the cause of both Emmitt Till's murder and the Salem Witch Trials?

So You're Saying There's a Chance...! 

LA Times doing their best Jim Carrey from Dumb and Dumber impression with respect to cash payments for reparations. Despite nearly 3x as many Californians saying they are against reparations (in a poll done by the LA Times), LA Times writes this headline:

Most Californians want reparations for slavery but don’t want to pay cash. Now what?

Several decades ago this phenomenon was addressed by the book He's Just Not That Into You, but I suppose liberal women gotta be liberal women...

The above headline is literally the opposite of what the polls, data, and common sense say. 

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Film: Tender Mercies

Why are there so many great films and writers out of Texas and Oklahoma? No Country/Cormac, all Larry McMurtry films and novels, Horton Foote, Tracey Letts, Terrence Malick? Is it something about the landscape? The food? The public schools?

What to say about the film? Well, it's a family melodrama that's really one of the better movies about being an artist. I loved the writing - incredibly direct and a great contrast to the other film I just watched --

Film: Molly's Game

A few good scenes but ultimately felt like a long voice over with a movie playing in the background.

Film: The Sound of Music

The thought crossed my mind while watching this: we enjoy movies because they were made by human beings not so different from ourselves. Would it be interesting to watch a basketball game played by aliens or androids? I think not. The other thought that crossed my mind: this film puts to shame the films currently produced by the Hollywood studios. And a third thought while watching this amongst a packed house at the Hollywood Bowl sing-a-long: if somewhere in LA played Easy Rider on a Saturday night, how many folks would attend? 20-30? Whereas Sound of Music gets thousands. Recall, Easy Rider was made in '67 and supposed to be a marker of "New Hollywood," etc. Sound of Music is 1965. So what, in the end, holds up? When I was 25, was probably (sadly) more impressed by Easy Rider. But these films - pardon my QT reference - aren't even the same sport. 

One last thought: I think the country and people that were able to make this film still exists, just the Hollywood that made this film does not. 

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Film: Hustlers

One of the worst films I've seen in awhile. Somehow Rotten Tomatoes has a 87% fresh rating from critics. How? My guess: they hired a PR film to juice those ratings. Because this one is bad. Not like man-hating Barbie bad - although it has a little of that - Barbie at least makes you think. This one just lacks basic drama or human characterization or much of a story. What it does have, however, is an abundance of slo mo shots of a diverse group of strippers walking into a bar, restaurant, or club. That's about all that can be said about it. 

Funniest part - the big looming arrest and sting operation leads to some hardcore probation and 4 weekends in jail for the ladies. We're talking super high stakes in this one.

Pain Hustlers

A movie about big pharma selling opioids. Now do puberty blockers and hormones - the stuff they're doing today, not 20 years ago.

The Hopeless

I theorized 25% of people were hopeless, turns out the actual number appears to be 23%. I was pretty close.

"Discussions"

Read a children's book today on accident about a kid who runs around naked, discovers his parents clothes closet, doesn't fit into dad's clothes, and instead loves mom's clothes. Story ends with mom teaching him how to put on make up. Reviews on amazon: "Wonderful!" "Affirming!" "LGBT+ friendly."

Do these people realize that 97% of kid-parents who read this story and have a "real" discussion, it will go like this: well that was super fucking weird, wasn't it? How about we never read this piece of shit again?" Or at least that's how my conversation with my 5 year old went. 

I'm not so sure the LGBTQ+ strategy of putting all this stuff in the face of normies is going to have the intended effect. When people find out you're in a throuple or banged 10 dudes in a week or are cutting off your tits, I just think people are gonna be grossed out and think you're totally weird no matter how many thoughtcrimes they are breaking.

Everything Wrong With the Movie Biz Summed Up

Susan Rice back on the Netflix board. 

She has no business being anywhere near a local theater production, but somehow in a major position of power at the biggest producer of film and tv content in the world.

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Film: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

3rd or 4th watch...what's new? 

Imagining the movie  through the eyes of a non-film bros - is the Margot Robbie storyline nonsensical if you don't know the Sharon Tate story? 

Is the narrator Kurt Russell or the character Kurt Russell is playing in the film?

Still don't understand the shot of Polanski drinking french press in his backyard.

My favorite moment this time around - Leo losing it when he's describing Bronco Billy story.

Thought: does Tarantino think about movies in 20-30 minute segments? I watched the date sequence from Pulp Fiction the other day and noticed his segments are wonderfully self contained and full of unexpected twists and turns. I wonder if part of his "magic" lies within his ability to break films down into smaller narrative components -- thereby disrupting the audience's boredom and expectations with certain narratives tropes (ie story structures) they've become overly accustomed to. We have no idea how long the sequence at the Spahn Ranch is going to be. We think maybe Pitt will get laid? Robbed? Killed? Maybe there will be a huge fight? Maybe this is the entire rest of the movie. Maybe he just drops her off and waves to Charlie Manson before going to watch a movie by himself. 

If Tarantino made this film at a different moment would there have been some sequences in Italy with Rick and Cliff? Would we see how Rick meets his Italian wife?

You need the scene, but one of the scenes I liked least this time around was the Manson murderers in the car.

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Film: Kill Boksoon 

Another strong Korean action-dark comedy film. A bit bloated in b-stories, I could've lived without the seeing the potential future conceit, but nevertheless stylish, fun, cool. I do worry we might be entering a time when Hollywood closes shop for the most part and no one notices or cares. Like maybe Hollywood goes in the direction none of the creatives want - just making the highest of high end product - 20 movies a year and nominate all of them for Oscars. 20 TV shows and nominate all of them for Emmys. Korea, Italy, Scandinavia, Japan, Argentina are where all the middle class movies get made. 

Unsubtle

Russia's new rocket weapon is called Satan II. 

Building A New City

Silicon Valley elite trying to build a new city in Norcal.  Two thoughts:

1) Great idea. I think we should be building 10 new American cities.

2) This also sounds like the bad guy plot of Chinatown

Disliking the US

Whenever I hear someone poo-poo the US, it just makes me think they haven't travelled enough. 

Ramaswamy

Sounds good for about 3 minutes before you realize he's a complete charlatan with terrible ideas.

This is a guy who thinks and operates on 3-4 year timelines which is probably why he's running for President.

Separate, I don't understand how DeSantis can't just be running on the message: all these guys may sound right but I can govern and they can't. 

Gender Surgeon Justification

Consider - gender surgeons often say they do what they do to kids because the alternatives are suicide - that is, a 13 year old says I'm going to kill myself unless you change my gender. But what if the 13 year old just cut out the middle man part of the equation and said, "Gimme 10K or I'm going to kill myself." Would the gender surgeon pony up the cash to do this? Why not?

The Antidote

To how depressing the world can be is to have kids and play sports and games with them. 

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Short Story: Fire in the Hole by Elmore Leonard 

Boy, is he good. Packs so much feeling, character, joy, humor into short little space. Inspiring really. The whole TV pilot is laid out in this story...

Film: The Fabelmans

Halfway through...obviously terrific filmmaking but I find myself experiencing low level depression watching it. Why? Among other reasons, I see the America being depicted here as irretrievably lost and in a bad way:

1) Hardly anyone has 4 kids anymore - the early scenes of Spielberg teaching himself to make movies was with his sisters. No sisters no Spielberg.

2) The Boy scout pack is HUGE and fully engaged with the filmmaking of young Spielberg. Could any kid gather such help to make movies today? Would the parents stop them for not meeting diversity requirements? No Scouts no Spielberg.

3) The father's job. He's so excited about building things and examining how things work in the physical world. Do Americans have jobs like this anymore? Are Americans like this anymore?

A Brief Theory on Education/Teaching

You learn so you may forget. 

When you teach a child phonics, you hope they will internalize the lessons so much they don't need to expend any brain energy on the formation of words when they are reading. You learn it, so you can forget it and concentrate on the bigger issue of meaning.

You teach basic math so that the lessons are internalized and you don't need to count on your fingers when getting change at a store. You learn basics so more complex math can be done at a later time. You can intuitively understand compound interest when you know multiplication. Without it, you are lost.

Many great writers de-emphasize learning "structure" when it comes to storytelling suggesting it isn't helpful or how "real writers write." But many people who aspire to write don't actually understand or know structural basics. It's like saying, real race car drivers don't check the RPMs when they shift gears. No shit. Because they've internalized the lesson. But a kid learning to drive stick shift should probably think mechanically about the steps as they are practicing in the parking lot.

Hurricane in LA

Judging by the traffic and weather of the last two days - I hope we get more hurricanes in Los Angeles. Shit, I think we should have one every month. God - are you listening?

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Film: Detectives vs. Sleuths 

Needed to wash off the stink of Barbie so I watched this insane Hong Kong action film that 100% deserves a nomination for a holy fucking shit movie of 2022. Question: can a holy fucking shit movie also be good? I think so, but could see a debate on the issue. This movie is somewhat close to being good but engages in a familiar problem with Chinese action films - a complete lack of characterization in favor of "twists." Still, the main character is a paranoid who believes he is the "chosen sleuth" meant to solve all the botched cases within a corrupt police department. He also sees demons. In my language that translates to "you had me at hello."

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Film: Barbie 

So much to dislike! Bill Simmons coined a term "sports hate" to distinguish between actual real hate and just "sports hating" a certain player. So I "movie hate" Noah Baumbach films and he's managed to extend his circle to his now wife Greta Gerwig. 

Where to begin? In no particular order:

Hitting a trifecta of things I hate in films: corporate brand extension, misanthropic hipsterism, gender studies 101 themes...  

Irony - the best parts of the movie are Will Ferrell and Ryan Gosling. At least I laughed (lightly) during their scenes. So in a movie about feminism, the guys steal the show.

The underlying misanthropy. This is my main issue with Baumbach film in general. It's shallow cruelty masked as "realism." I find them boring, tedious, and untrue. Like I'm hanging with a depressive. So while yes, a lot of ideas are brought to the fore in the film - none of the ideas are interesting. The father gets mocked for trying to learn a second language. The Ken's are mocked for their helpful attempts to show Barbie's how to work photoshop and invest. There was some wit in that final sequence, but if you excavate the underlying meaning, it's got an upside down world view. The Barbie's basically steal the election validating the claims of the Jan 6 protestors! This is the Gerwig-Baumbach political philosophy?!?

Lacking emotion. The only vaguely true emotional moments are tiny moments between America Ferrara and her daughter and Gosling's lack of identity. For a movie about Barbie, she's a pretty uninteresting character. I don't buy her existential crisis one bit.

I don't mind the nonsensical plot mechanics. Par for the course for these type of movies. 

Kate McKinnon was a tiny jolt of life into a movie that starts off dead for 20 minutes. I was in a theater about 30% full - not a single laugh for nearly 25 minutes into a movie that is supposed to be a comedy.

Musical numbers were lacking passion. Like they were just there to fill in runtime. Also - just me - or were there too few musical numbers to feel like a musical and too few jokes to feel like a comedy?

Thankfully no audience cheers for America Ferrara's lecture. Pure cringe. 

Why does Barbie decide to become human in the end?

In her "meeting God" (ie Rhea Pearlman scene) was it just me, or is this what I imagine happening in an acting class?

Gerwig likes 80s and 90s sitcoms, doesn't she? This is a point in her favor and probably why she's a better filmmaker than her husband.

Gerwig seems to diss on her dad in a lot of these movies - reading into this and Ladybird I'm sorta like: does she blame him for dealing with a bout of unemployment when she was a teen? Sorry to be so Freudian. 

Some nods to wokeness being hijacked by corporate stooges. Fine point. Not sure what to take away from it. Not sure the film knows. Does this undermine wokeness? Further validate it? Similarly, not sure if handicapped and trans Barbie's were making a joke about inclusivity or trying to be legitimately inclusive. Does Gerwig know? Does WB know? Does Mattel know?

Trans Barbie tough to stomach on screen. No one will say it, but everyone will think it. You can tell because post-production did a job on actor to make it seem like maybe just a sort of ugly barbie - but informed viewers will recognize the actor and someone involved with the film is hoping it will "open up discussion" on the matter while others see it as an opportunity to sell dolls.

My wife defends the film because it was a smart move by Mattel and better-than-expected-for-a-Barbie movie. Is there a term that can describe this nonsense? Like a cousin-term to "damning with faint praise." A good move for Mattel? That's what we ask of our movies now?

This is not a film for kids. This is a film for women who want to it every which way. This movement of women taking their daughters (and sons) into this cult of hateful nonsense will have a very nice backlash that I am going to enjoy watching.

UPDATE: Just had a realization about the end of Barbie - the weird mother-daughter /tree of life montage at the end was about Barbie discovering she wanted to be a mother (never felt this emotionally at all in the film). Trip to gynecologist nails this point. Took me 2 days to figure this out - either I'm dumb or the hid the ball on it. Why? 

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Film: Yojimbo

Definitely a rewatch but strangely I have no recollection of when I watched the film or how many times I've seen it. Not one of my favorite all time films - nor even one of my favorite Kurosawa films - but nevertheless it feels like it belongs on any list of greatest films of all time. Is this discussed as an action film? It might be the birth of the genre...alongside James Bond.

Good

NYC pension funds threaten to divest from entertainment companies unless they resolve strikes. 

More like this please. I feel we need total replacement of all management at all the major studios. But that's just me.

Alcohol

Good twitter post on alcohol.  Turns out all studies saying modest alcohol is good for you are full of shit. Any alcohol is bad. Makes sense since it is a poison.

But the important question is not: booze or no booze. It's what to do in the evening when you can't/shouldn't be working anymore or hanging with kids. 

Milf Island Storyline in 30 Rock

In 30 Rock there was a storyline where Jack superimposes Jerry Seinfeld into his "Seinfeldvision" programming and Jerry is the host/spokesperson for a show called Milf Island and a dozen other NBC shows. Naturally, Jerry finds out and gets upset. Jack threatens Jerry with a lawsuit and Jerry counter threatens to buy NBC at which point Jack realizes NBC could be bought for 4 million dollars.

Does any of this sound familiar? 

And yes, there is a show called Milf Manor running on TLC right now.

San Diego Notes

Timkin Museum in Balboa Park what museums ought to be. Small, doable in an hour. Roughly 12 incredible paintings in the Dutch/Flemish room alone including a Rembrandt.

Safari Park twilight tour worth the time and money. Saw a few different rhino species, giraffe, a lot of antelopes. I sheepishly asked whether predators get mixed with prey. The guy laughed and said a lion in the park would mean the end of the other animals. 

Barrio Logan in SD. Gentrifying, but still feels like "the barrio." Kids wanted to play on playground with drug addicts around, possible gang graffiti, and no other children around -- my answer was "no." Went to eat at Las Cuatro Milpas, a Mexican restaurant open since 1933. An hour long wait. Worth it for the experience and to "have done" it. Food was good, but perhaps not remarkable. Best thing was chorizo and huevos...basically a stew with chorizo, eggs, beans, and rice -- you could barely tell there was chorizo and eggs in there. Squeeze some lemon, eat with the magnificent homemade tortillas - very good. I'd skip the "rolled tacos" which are just taquitos. 

North Park neighborhood. Like other hipster areas but with a San Diego vibe. Tribute Pizza joint in wonderful old post office location. Got a Jeni's ice cream shop. Felt younger than LA hipster areas or maybe I'm just older...

Hillcrest brunch...place called Trust. LGBT blah blah blah flags flying everywhere. Sort of weird. Wasn't pride month several months ago? Menu looked terrific, food was solid.

Might San Diego whether the current California weirdness better than LA and SF? Both LA and SF have noticeably declined in the past 7-8 years. And I noticed a considerable homeless problem in San Diego, so it wasn't immune. But certain characteristics - military presence, older folks, a science-oriented UCSD, and just being generally less attractive to the most batshit people on the planet suggests selling LA/SF and buying some San Diego.

Travel With Kids

Is a battle of attrition against the use of iPad, one you will eventually lose. 

Good Title: Beware Psychotherapy That Works

On a macro level the more ubiquitous and de-stigmatized psychology becomes we seem to be more awash in mental illness. 

One would imagine the opposite to be true.

And Behold The Business Genius of Our Time...

These are the types of people who make money in show business now...the person who came up with the brilliant idea of branding popcorn.

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Film: Man on Fire 

Never been a gigantic fan of the ADHD style of this film. For what gets remembered as a classic action thriller - remarkably little action. Sure, Denzel sticks a bomb up a guy's ass but the film is more drama than action. I suppose for the entire 2nd half of the film, Denzel's walking around with a gun or bazooka but the set pieces are more memorable for their brutality than spectacle. An interesting flick - almost for how much people seem to know, follow, and remember it. Can anyone explain to me Mark Anthony's scam for getting his own daughter kidnapped? Insurance pays ransoms for these things? Seems like a pretty flawed system and would encourage mass kidnapping... Nice use of music in the film.

Film: The Apartment

Writing lesson: a lot of plot revelations early into the film pulls us into the story. I mean we start with the guy already loaning out his apartment. Most of the 2nd half of the film just deals with emotional fallout and the various ironic scenarios of Lemmon being a ladies man. 

Depressing that such a film of this scale would be an "indie" today and look like shit compared to what we were making in 1960... Even more depressing it wouldn't even be made as an "indie" because of various "problematic" elements featured in the film -- no point in getting depressed pointing these out.

Film: The Drop

Watched the first half so far. Crime films from book adaptations often allow for much more sprawling, digressive narrative structure that has high risk and high return when done well. They should've promoted this film as a "dog movie." Amazing cast...want to see how it ends.

Luke Combs Version of Fast Car

He kept in the lyric "worked in the market as a check out girl..." a beautiful, elegant choice to honor the original song and simultaneously make a subtle fig leaf gesture on the "gender wars." Not sure who can object to this thing.

Ohtani

Saw in person last night. A few notes:

-He's an incredible player. Took an extra base on a single with no outs to put himself in scoring position. 

-I haven't watched a ton of baseball in recent times, but he's a bit Barry Bonds-ish at the plate. You can feel the entire stadium stop and watch. Each pitch a giant moment.

-He whacked a fly out that seemed to go up 1 mile in the air - a millimeter off a monster home run.

-A single man interested in meeting a Japanese woman would put himself in a good position to do so by attending Angels games.

-The Angels as a team stink.

-"He Gets Us" was advertised at the stadium. Clever. It seems like the Christians are stealing a page from the BLM playbook by creating a strong slogan and pushing their ideas through sports and other significant cultural touchstones.

-As I get older, I think the food at games improves slightly and yet I'm more disgusted by it.

-Beer is tempting to order, but I'm glad I didn't have any. Why do stadiums/events carry the large/22 oz type of beers now? I would prefer smaller sizes (and order more) to maximize number of cold sips. Temperature of drinks an underrated vital factor in enjoyment. This applies to beer, martinis, coffee, soft drinks, just about anything and why Musso and Franks martinis are the best (the extra bits kept cool in ice bucket for you)

The Studios

This WGA-SAG strike will create 1-2 generations of people in entertainment who fundamentally hate and distrust the studios and their new friends in tech. But of course the people who work in those places don't care since they know they will be fired or quit by the time the chickens come home to roost. Hence the problem. 

Nuggets of Gold

I haven't even finished reading this yet, but there's already genuine nuggets of gold in the article. 

And so misogynist, once a term used for men who repeatedly beat their wives or who pushed a sexually aggressive “PUA” agenda, now accrues to those of us who don’t find much to love in the music of Taylor Swift.

and 

The assumed ideology in 21st-century American life is that your personal and political virtue is expressed in your consumer choices, that you reveal your innermost ethical self not through your actions or even your utterances but with the consumerist cultures you labor to broadly associate yourself with.

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TV: Jack Ryan S1 E1 and E2, Justified City Primeval, S1 E1 

Something about John Krasinski is a bit hard to buy as Jack Ryan. There's just no comparison in screen presence between him and a younger Ford. The show also feels a bit cheap, even though they globetrot and have pretty serious action sequences. Everything sort of looks like shows of similar character like 24. Part of the Jack Ryan appeal was the verisimilitude of the movies/books. This network TV treatment diminishes the brand. 

In contrast, Justified is perfect TV. The humor plays and balances nicely against the medium-high stakes of the situations. To sustain tension and interest, they jump around to numerous POVs and introduce layers of dramatic irony. Also, the great achievement are the side characters, each given some sort of morsel to play with in the story. Strong casting compliments the writing. And Olyphant holds it all together. As Milch says in the Deadwood commentary, "He is one handsome man."

A Sign Of A Good Day

Computer reads zero screen time from the day before.

Our Elites

Researchers faked data about honesty. 

We raised a generation of folks who cheat to get ahead by meritocratic standards and are now reaping the whirlwind. My "optimism" revolves around the fact that elites in hostile countries like China and Russia are considerably more corrupt than our own.

Question

I wonder if Bulworth holds up. 

Oh No

I don't like death posts on the internet in general, but this one really bums me out: Sinead O'Connor.

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Film: Oppenheimer

To contextualize the experience: seeing with a group of friends at the Mann's Chinese (one of the greatest theaters in the city - if not world) in 70MM Imax with a packed audience - before the credits rolled, the night was already a win. The film didn't disappoint by any stretch and the first 1.5 (?) or 2 hours about the creation of the bomb were gripping, if not spectacular. The 3rd act didn't totally land for me. I was going with it but kept thinking to myself: is this really just going to be about the appointment of a cabinet secretary? 

So...a tad mixed feelings about the overall film...I was yearning so much to be blown away. I think part of me was expecting to feel what movie lovers of a prior generation felt about Citizen Kane...which I suppose means I went in with too high expectations. A few other notes/thoughts:

-Cillian Murphy was terrific, but didn't he do something similar with Tommy Shelby (and maybe even better?)

-Josh Harnett should model the next phase of his career on Alec Baldwin and just make sure the weapons masters he works with aren't drunk and high on cocaine.

-I've read criticisms of the dialog. Was it so bad? Have I lost my ear?

-Valid criticisms: there are at least 2 movies in here, maybe 3? The best one was about the team of nerds building the bomb.

-If I rewatch, it will be in the theater and I will most be paying attention to the first sequence.

Film: Ash is the Purest White

A masterpiece and a must watch for serious movie lovers and those curious about China. A Touch of Sin and this are two of the top 5 Chinese films I've seen (same director). Asian-American actors should take lessons from Asian-Asian actors. This one will live with me.

Film: Cutter's Way

Is this the 2nd or 3rd time I've watched this film? I like it better each time. The performances are astonishing. John Hurt is beyond...and I imagine it will be (or already is) fashionable to mention Lisa Eichhorn and even Jeff Bridges...and don't get me wrong, they are terrific. But sometimes it's okay to just take the non-contrarian position and say: yeah, I think Lebron James is the best player on the court. John Hurt reaches a different and rare level in this film.