Monday, January 30, 2006

Greg-istan

When I finally start my own country, it'll be the death penalty for people doing really, really, fuck up shit. And that'll be in the constitution, like article 5, or something. You do some super fucked up shit, you're gonna get lethal injection, mutha fucka.

What is the definition of "some super fucked up shit," well, that'll be up to the courts, but it'll be sort of like the definition of pornography - you'll know it when you see it. For instance: meeting someone on the internet who voluntarily offers to allow you to eat them - and then comes over and allows you to cut off his penis and you try to eat it together. Well, that qualifies as super fucked up shit.

Hang 'em high.

No comments: