Not the Worst Idea

So you have to admit, this isn't the worst idea you've ever heard:

New Homeless Initiative To Raise Bottle Deposit To 12 Cents
WASHINGTON, DC—A bipartisan Congressional initiative passed Monday promises that relief, in the form of a national, 12-cent bottle-and-can refund, will soon come to the nation's estimated 600,000 homeless.

Compliments from the Onion.

Another: Now, this is just wrong. But funny.