A Weekend Without Internet Porn

Joshua Tree is in the middle of the desert. August is in the summer. Who the fuck goes to the desert in the summer?

Things to do in the desert in the middle of the summer:

Hike early, sunrise-ish, in the relatively cool 75-85 degree weather. There is an Oasis in the middle of the desert.

Get lost, see a coyote, run low on water.

Check out Amboy, a ghost town on Route 66, which died as a result of HWY 40 being built, negating the need for this particular section of Route 66.

Walk on water, like Jesus. Off the road to Amboy, this is a lakes of salt.

Bike through J-Tree at surise or sunset.

Win a bikini contest for $100 to pay for the weekend trip. (note: hot chick needed)

Hike to a goldmine listening to Prince.

Swim at night, naked if so inclined.

Wear sunscreen.

See a drive in movie.