Up in the Club

Setting - Over 18 club Sunday night Hollywood and Highland
Situation - Free entrance and free booze per the roommate's radio station hook up

Cast of Characters:

-Fat white chick with decent looking black dude who rode on the elevator with us, ends up completely bent over on the dance floor, shoving her ass into his crotch. [where all the white women at?]
-Group of Islamicists, one wearing a suit, the rest looking fairly unhappy [how long will it be before chicks start digging islamicist 'bad boys'?]
-Divorced, horny mom, chaperoning her 18 year son's birthday party [why not?]
-Korean female hip hop DJ who listened to my musical suggestions [if i were a dj, i'd be very annoyed by suggestions, i think...but then again, if they're good, they're good]
-50ish white woman rubbing up on a 30ish hispanic male prostitute [the roommate thought it more likely they were married for the green card, but I'm pretty convinced he was a prostitute by the way he paid attention to her]
-19 year old white chick showing off her perfect boob job by grinding and shoving her tits in her female friend's face [i noticed that the girls on the dancefloor seemed to be getting more pleasure from grinding with each other than the guys. or maybe that was a fantasy]
-Group of really tall Asian chicks [from Yao Ming country or something]
-Two Krumpers [these guys were insane, but pretty damn fun to watch]

The bet: If the roommate will say to the Islamicists, "I'm from the Department of Homeland Security and I'm watching you." I will say to the mom, "Can I have this dance?"