Sunday, June 19, 2005

My First Act as Dictator

Will be to lower the drinking age to 18 and reduce an penalties related to minors drinking.

This is utterly ricockulous, 8 years sentence for serving booze to 16 year olds.

This first move as dictator would solidify my popularity amongst the youth base who I would later use as the Cultural Revolutionary Guard. I will use them to rat out their parents the moment they critique my regime.

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