I Take It Back

Jamie Junger is NOT hot. This is her Today Show interview. Disgusting! She's got crazy-eyes, man. I can't stand looking her. And if you can't look at a woman, probably shouldn't have an affair with her.

That makes it official - all of Tiger's mistresses are gross.

A Simmons reader likens Tiger to Don Draper. NOT EVEN CLOSE. Draper - at least in the 1.5 seasons I watched - bags some pretty hot and pretty cool chicks. Not porn stars and cocktail waitresses and borderline escorts...actually, let me take all of that back...I've got no problem with pornstars and cocktail waitresses and borderline escorts...but the ones he chose were the gross ones from within the group of promiscuous star fuckers. Some of these girls, I'm sure, are pretty cool and down to earth and fun to hang out with and hot-in-a-cool-way. But Tiger picks all the weirdos with bizarro lips and crazy eyes who kinda into weird stuff and who are pornstars you've never even heard of and then you look them up on pornsites and they not only aren't even "affair-worthy" but aren't really even jack-off worthy.