Cock Tease

I knew the 49ers would do something like this - destroy the Cardinals on Monday Night and keep their technical playoff hopes alive. Want proof?

This is like running into an ex girlfriend who cheated on you at a party wearing a push up bra, a nice new haircut, and drunk on vodka tonic...the Niners winning last night is like the moment you walk in and she is all over you like old times. When you're 22 you think - YES - I'm getting action tonight. When you're 32 you know she's going home with the douche bag with frosted tips and you're going to feel worse about yourself than had she not been there in the first place.

That's what you did last night 49ers!