Call Girls Calling Out Tiger Mistresses

Is it just me or is this story getting better by the day?

Last night I heard a "news" promo that up to 10 mistresses are coming out. Ten! Tiger really just went for it, didn't he? There needs to be a club for these athletes with stellar reputations who are secretly carrying around a harem or in the case of Marvin Harrison, a secret mafioso. Tiger is the boss, Marvin Harrison is the consigliere.