Doesn't Make Me Think Less of Him

It wasn’t just plots to kill Americans that got a rise out of him. It turns out that terror titan Osama bin Laden had a stash of smut to liven up his lair. Investigators poring over the tons of files, computer drives and other recordings hauled out of bin Laden’s million-dollar bunker in Abbottabad, Pakistan, discovered a triple-X-rated porn collection “of modern, electronically recorded video” that is “fairly extensive,” it was reported yesterday. It may have been just what the terror chief needed to rev up for the three wives he lived within the hideaway that Navy SEALs stormed May 2, killing him with two shots.