Impossible?

Randy Quaid seeking refugee status in Canada:

Mr. Quaid said he has been embezzled of everything to the tune of $40-million in earnings over the course of a 40-year career that has included parts in Independence Day, The Last Detail - for which he was nominated for a supporting actor Oscar - and Brokeback Mountain by a “monstrous ring” of estate planners and lawyers trying to “murder me” to assume control of his royalties, stating that he is better off dead to for these gangsters.

This is why you don't start using drugs.