Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Wire Awards

1. Scariest character - Snoop. Without a doubt. Even scarier when I later learned she actually did murder someone when she was 14 years old.

2. Best opening sequence - McNulty on a legendary bender. There are several honorable mentions...Snoop buying the nail gun, Clay Davis finding an attorney, and even the last episode - with Carcetti literally unable to speak and Norman laughing his ass off.

3. Saddest Moment - Prop Joe RIP. So many honorable mentions...Kima getting shot, Michael leaving Dookie, DeAngelo going to jail...but that line, "I treated you like a son." "I wasn't meant to play the son." Ouch.

4. Hottest Women - Teri D. Honorable mentions - McNulty's ex-wife and Nerese Campbell.

5. Most Hated - Levy. At different points, you can severely hate Rawls, Valcheck, Marlo, Kenard, Templeton, but no one is consistently as unlikeable as Levy.

6. Best Music Montage - Season 2 - Feeling Alright, Steve Earle.

7. Best Version of opening song - Season 5, Steve Earle.

8. Best Celebrity Guest Spot - Steve Earle. Runner up - Method Man.

9. Best Sex Moment - Although it's tough to vote against McNulty getting caught by patrol cops bending over a bar slut on the car...Herc walking in on Mayor Royce getting a BJ takes the cake.

10. Worst Moment for Awesome Character - Omar turning into Batman.

In words of Daniels..."to be continued..."

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