A Freaking Coffee Maker

How hard is to find a coffee percolator...they have them at Kmart, but I've been waiting on the phone with them for like 30 minutes while some retard tries to find them in their store. Have they heard of computers?

I know I can get one for cheap, so I find this all quite ridiculous. I got one for $1 at a thrift store at home, so the prospect of renting one for $10 a day or buying one for $60 + seems crazy to me.