Things I Would Like To Do With Presidential Candidates and Former Presidents

1. Barak Obama - have a cigarette
2. George Bush - drink a beer
3. Hillary Clinton - eat cheese and crackers
4. Bill Clinton - go to a whorehouse
5. Al Gore - hang out with his family on Xmas
6. George Bush Sr. - play Risk
7. Ronald Reagon - shoot a movie
8. Howard Dean - go to a basketball game
9. Ralph Nader - drink tea
10. John Edward/John Kerry - smoke pot
11. John McCain - shoot guns
12. Rudy Guiliani - go to a party

more later