Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Hamas Matchmakers

There are many sides to Hamas - not only are they an Islamic Terrorist organization, but they also are a dating service. Be forewarded:

Sensitive singles should be warned, though. Hard as it may be to believe, Hamas can be somewhat shallow, tactless and kinda racist in its selection process, particularly for those not “pretty by Gaza standards.”

“If we see a girl that appears to match (a man), but she’s not physically what he wants, I’ll call him and say, ‘Well, she’s pretty, but she’s dark.’ Or ’she’s short, but she’s white.’ We encourage them to be a bit more realistic,” [Tayseer matchmaker Nisrin] Khalil said.


It's tough to find that special someone, even in terrorist safe havens.

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