Lower Taxes

Gee, maybe Osama should run for President. In his new tape, he makes an elegant pitch for Americans to overthrow our government and embrace Islam. Yeah - good idea, bro!

"To conclude, I invite you to embrace Islam. There are no taxes in Islam, but rather there is a limited Zakaat [alms] totaling 2.5 percent.”

Hmmm....so that would increase my take home income about 20% in my tax bracket, but the downside is that I'd have to grow a beard, abstain from all worldly pleasures, and join the jihad. Think I'll pass.