Conspiracy Theories

This pretty much sums up how I feel about conspiracy theories way better than I ever have...

"I mean, have you ever tried to organise a surprise party? If you can't get 30 people to keep a little champagne-and-carvel-cake on the QT, how on earthy do you think the CEO of Diebold is going to get a couple hundred staff members to stay mum about their secret plot to steal the election?"

Amen.