Monday, February 08, 2010

I Sympatheize

Pakistani Ambassador rejected because of his name.

Despite having served for years as a distinguished Pakistani diplomat, Akbar Zeb reportedly cannot receive accreditation as Pakistan's ambassador to Saudi Arabia. The reason, apparently, has nothing to do with his credentials, and everything to do with his name -- which, in Arabic, translates to "biggest dick":


It's been a shameful secret I have kept from most of my peers and readers, but my real name is actually Big, and I changed it to Greg to keep my dignity and various positions.

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