But On the Upside...

In watching the news (which I generally don't do), I caught a glimpse of the "next at 10pm," preview segment. The is a lady on trial for murder who testified today that she shot and killed her preacher husband on accident. She also felt it important to tell the court her husband forced her to watch porn and dress like a slut.

It could've been an onion segment. The delivery was impeccable.