I Miss the Cold War

Yeah, I said it. The Russian's are off poisoning people left and right. I miss this kind of treachery. At least it makes sense. A guy you who opposes you get poisoned. It's not liberal, not democratic, but it makes sense in a stupid, ape, thuggish way.

But I hate these Islamic Fundamentalists who go around blowing themselves up for attention. That's what basically all this terrorist shit is about. Blowing themselves up to get on the news, make the US and the West feel ashamed about ourselves and leave them alone to chop off the heads of people they don't like and stone women to death when they hold hands with their boyfriends. Fundamentally, that's what they are trying to do. And it's no fun playing cat and mouse with these pieces of shit who don't care whether they live or die. They have no interest in a space race or beating us in the Olympics or trying to engage in an intellectual debate over which systems of governments are better. They want to blow up our athletes in the Olympics, have zero interest in space or technology other than technology that can kill and terrorize, no interest in intellectual debate, just subservience to their primative ideology (yes, primative professor laemelle who in college objected to the term because it denotated superiority).

Like I said, there was some fun in the Cold War, spies running around trying to outfox one another, trying to make the Russians look foolish, beating them at hockey, racing to the moon, Rocky IV for goddsake. Beating up these Islamic Fundamentalists is so unjoyful and boring compared to it.

I miss the Cold War.

ps - a side note idea. The Jihadists got so excited about beating the Russians in Afghanistan, right? That's where they got all their cojones. They think they brought down the mighty Soviet Union. My idea is to somehow solicit the Russians to do our fighting for us in this War on Terror. The Russians are bastards to fight. Ask the Germans in WWII. The Russians don't give a shit about how many of their men die or how many of their civilians die. They just fight and fight and are super brutal. Remember when terrorists took over a Moscow theater? Europeans would have paid the terrorists off, saved the the hostages, looked good for a moment in the headlines, and inadvertantly funded another several hostage taking episodes and/or terrorist attacks. The Russians said fuck it and invaded the theater, killing all the terrorists and losing half the hostages. But the terrorists haven't attack Moscow again because doing so, they know they'll die.

So we supported the mooj against the Russians. Don't they want payback? Can't we now support the Russians against the mooj? Let's get those old KGB badasses running around the globe to terrorize Al Queda and company. Let's sick those plutonium poisoners on Bin Laden. I read today we've spend $495 Billion since 9/11 on War on Terror related things. And I don't see Bin Laden's scalp. Something isn't adding up.