Tuesday, March 08, 2011

Good News

Winona Ryder agrees to have sex with Generation X.

Children of the so-called Baby Boomers, Generation X has been characterized as a group unable to speak about anything unironically, while also possessing a mistrust of authority and a longing to have sex with Winona Ryder. According to Ryder, this demographic deserves to have "at least one" of its thwarted hopes and dreams for itself actually come true.


Thank you, Winona.

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