Dick Around Abroad

Compliments of the onion:

"Taking time to go fuck around abroad has become essential to a well-rounded education," said New York University dean of student affairs Christina White. "We urge all our students to pick a program that's right for them, whether it's six weeks dicking around in the Spanish countryside, or six months sticking your thumb as far up your ass as you possibly can in Japan or South Korea."

I really screwed up in my study abroad semester - I actually studied and worked really hard and had a challenging academic experience. Part of this was because the Brits were so goddamn lame to kick it with, I had nothing else to do but study. Also, we had these one-on-one sessions with teachers, so you kind had to do all the reading and know what you were talking about.