The Kade Scale of Hotness

The 1-10 generally works, although Kade suffers a bit from only deigning to rate the hottest of the hot. Sort of like the grade inflation at Harvard. His rating of a 7 and 6 sums up his flawed choices:

7-Above average, keep as a friend

She may be cute and somewhat sexy, but not someone that I would date on a regular scale. Many 7’s will come off fake and not genuine because they realize they aren’t as good as the top tier, and this makes them even less attractive because they act like they are trying too hard. They can have just as many “bad days” as “good days”, and they lack sexuality and consistency.

Example: Charlize Theron, Jessica Biel, Kerry Washington, Cameron Diaz, Bar Refaeli, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Beyonce, Julia Roberts, Salma Hayek, Jennifer Lopez

6 and under-Don’t bother

Not worth listing or discussing. Not even friend or date worthy.

It's like a professor giving only A's and B's. It's grade inflation. Not to mention, Beyonce, Salma Hayek, JoLo. You gotta be kidding me. 7s? This guy's an idiot. And neglectful. A more accurate accounting:

10 - Too hot to be believed. Movie stars, models, girls who give a physical reaction to being seen for the first time by both men and women. The reason slow motion is used in movies. Bond girls. Very few in this category. Normal people like me will likely never know or actually speak with a 10 in my life, as they have likely a whole different world they inhabit. You find these girls in major metropolitan areas only like New York, London, and nuevo/rich/borderline criminal places like Moscow. They don't work for a living.

9 - Super hot, the hottest girl in a cool bar or club. The hottest girl at your high school. The hottest girl you've ever hung out with or talked to and you remember it. But in being honest with what you know about the world, doesn't have that extra special, one in a million charisma. Most guys will never date or hook up with a 9.

8 - Think of the hottest couple of chicks that inhabit your world. These are 8s. Guys are lucky to date an 8. Dudes who marry an 8 are considered winners. These are the hottest girls at your work, in your class, at the party you went to last weekend, at your trivia night, etc. There is no debate an 8 is hot.

7 - Hot, but flawed. Maybe not a face to match the body or vice versa. These are girls you're still stoked to hook up with and date and are perfectly suitable. Girlfriend hot. But...there is some debate amongst guys as to whether a 7 is hot or not. Stingy, annoying dudes, may insist she isn't. Nevertheless, 7s need to put a little work in, whereas 8, 9, and 10 really don't.

6 - Attractive and you'd hook up with her, but something holds you back from dating. (note: like the bell curve, most girls fall within the 6, 5, 4 category and so the actual difference between a 6, 5, and 4 is the most subtle)

5 - You'd hook up with her if you're drunk.

4 - You'd hook up with when drunk and lonely, but never admit it.

3 - Would not hook up with no matter what.

2 - Difficult to talk to because they are so ugly.

1 - Difficult to be in same room with because they are so ugly. On the same level as a 10, but the opposite. You will likely need to go to some weird state or country to find a 1, like where there was nuclear reactor leaks or they don't know about hygiene. Places in America - Reno, Primm, probably in the deep South, Eastern Washington, inland Florida, Appalachia, you get the idea.