Bring It On, Bozos

AL QAEDA NO. 2 THREATENS MORE U.S. ATTACKS: Al Qaeda's second in command Ayman Al-Zawahiri has surfaced again, this time threatening more attacks against the U.S. and the West. "Oh American people. We offered you a peace plan, and mutual benefit; but your governments were proud and haughty, and so the attacks against you followed one after another, everywhere – from Indonesia to Times Square, by way of Madrid and London. And the attacks are ongoing, and more will come one after another," said Zawahiri, according to a transcript provided by the Middle East Media Research Institute, based in Washington, DC.

Although Bush received a lot of shit for his "bring it on" line, I actually didn't mind it. F these Al Queda pussies. As big a deal as 9/11 was for us, it is barely a scratch on our civilization. Whereas, we're eventually going to eradicate Al Queda and Islamic Fundamentalism like the virus it is. We're going to give them the Magic Johnson HIV special and cure that shit.