I'm Telling You

The woke are ruining parody. You can't mock something that's already absurd. 

She says, "People want want to see someone that looks like them responding to a medical or fire emergency." Uh...really? Who wants this? I could give a flying fuck what the person looks like. I want them to get my heart beating or to be able to put out the fire. Literally no one cares what they look like. And if they do, then they are dumb.