But of Course He Was...

Julian Assange's internet dating profiles from 2006.

It is impossible to make an internet dating profile without sounding like a creepy bastard. Which is one reason not to do it.

There is an irony to Assange - the guy is getting exactly what he wished for - the type of world where no information is private, so now everyone will know every last little strange thing about the guy. I can't imagine that can sit well with him.