Trump's Insane Plan To Win Midterm Elections:

Arrest a scumbag to make the world a better place.

Side note: bringing back words like scumbag and crook would help a lot. Had we just stuck with terms like these, Trump would've never gotten elected. Because he would've just been a crook. But we "deconstructed" the language to redefine criminality because it implied racial biases, so the term crook no longer carried any weight. Can't go back now, I suppose.