Monday, January 30, 2023

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TV Pilot: The Last of Us 

Dear ChatGPT: Write me a tv show mixing plot and relationship elements from the Mandalorian, Children of Men, and The Walking Dead set in the video game called The Last of Us. Please cast actors from other prestige tv shows (or relatives of such actors). Thank you...

ChatGPT: Done. How would you like the credit sequence? 

Show creators: Game of Thrones with mycelium. Gracias.

ChatGPT: Got it. I'm finished creating the show, do you think we should add some thematics to the show so we can be said to saying "something"?

Show creators: Good point. Can you make a checklist of issues vital to coastal Democrats and just sprinkle them in?

ChatGPT: Sure. So diversity casting (of course) - a lot of mixed race couples, women should be in positions of power, bad guys will be mostly white men who wear uniforms and use guns, include a gay love story, that type of thing...

Show creators: Perfect. Ah...one other thing...can you add a long lecture scene at the beginning about science so we can educate the audience?

ChatGPT: Do you think it might be boring?

Show creators: Not if you set it on a tv stage. Like it was a tv show on a tv show.

ChatGPT: Genius. I wouldn't be able to do this without you.

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