Funniest Line At Lunch

At lunch today, sitting next to kids of my bosses. Great kids, aged 10 and 8. I am curious about how kids perceive adults and so I asked them if they knew the age difference between our intern (18) and my co-assistant (27). I asked them who they thought was older.

They looked at the two and said confidently, "They are the same age."

I laughed. Then they were curious. "Who is older?"

I said, "(insert co-assistant name) is nine years older than (insert intern name)."

"Oh really? So she could be his mom!"

Exactly.