Reality TV Is Here to Stay

Why? Because no writer could ever write a transcript this brilliant:

Daughter from Friday Night Lights: "Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the US on a map. Why do you think this is?"

Mrs. South Carolina: "I personally believe...that...US Americans are unable to do so because..uhhh..some people out there in our nation don't HAVE maps and..uhh..I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and the Iraq everywhere like as such as. And I believe that they should...our education over here in the US should help the us...or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future. For..."

Slater: "Thank you very much South Carolina."