I'm Late on Bill Simmons

But this guy is a hell of a lot of fun to read. Somehow, I managed to read this entire article.

So many funny bits, they aren't even worth listing out, you just gotta read...but on a somewhat serious note,

Just for the record, here are 10 more "Guy Rules" (if you stick by these, you're all set):

1. Don't operate the remote control at someone else's house, unless they give it to you.

2. Don't ask to borrow a porn movie under any circumstances.

3. Don't even think about hooking up with a friend's ex-girlfriend or sister.

4. When you're sharing a bed with another guy, sleep as far away from him as possible.

5. Don't use somebody's towel when you're using the same shower, unless there's absolutely no recourse.

6. Don't drink the last premium beer in someone's fridge, unless they give you the OK first.

7. Don't ask to borrow a DVD, unless it's someone you see at least two or three times a month.

8. Don't call to make fun of them after their sports team suffers a tough loss.

9. Don't let your friends keep buying rounds without stepping up to the plate yourself.

10. Don't order a seven-course breakfast when everyone else is eating bagels, then say "Let's just split the check evenly" when the bill comes.