Warning: All Bloggers

At one time I assumed it was safe to publish whatever the fuck I wanted on my blog because, well, it was my blog and nobody was going to read this crap anyway. Stupid logic, inviting disaster, I realize.

The warning is thus: Assume everything you write will be found by the last person you would want to find it. Don't use names. People with those names will find your scribbles because people are attention whores and google themselves out of some weird perverse satisfaction from seeing their name in text....I don't have the luxury because my name is so goddamn popular, so I'm really just jealous.

Now that you've made yourself safe for hurtin feelings, your writing will probably take a downwards spiral towards sucking ass.