Overton Window
Every horrified liberal who finds themselves surrounded by hateful terrorist cheerleaders has no one to blame but themselves for letting the Overton window shift leftwards the past 20 years.
My Least Popular Opinion: The Iraq War Was Still Not A Mistake
Neither was Afghanistan, but the pullout was.
Noisy voices on both right and left casually dismiss the Iraq was as some sort of horrible travesty - one of the dumbest and worst things the US has ever done. Really? Have we been attacked again by Al Queda? Has Saddam spread violence and instability across the region? Have WMDs spread in the region?
ISIS and Al Queda are exhausted forces. It's a practical miracle they didn't manage any follow ups post-9/11. Israel has normalized relations with almost all the Arab states.
If anything, the big mistake with respect to the Iraq War was France and Germany fracturing the UN and making it feckless.
Strategy - For Starters
1. Taiwan needs to draft and train 1.5 million militia troops in how to defend the island against Chinese invasion starting next week.
2. NATO and the US need to start manufacturing massive amounts of ammunition and military supplies next week. US needs to demand NATO allies get on board or kick them out of the alliance.
3. Sanctions put back in place against Iran immediately.
4. Israel has carte blanche.
5. Build a fence on the Southern border.
6. Question: what would the Greeks have done to the Palestinians?
UPDATE:
Further thoughts in the shower:
7. Make an arrangement like this: if the Iranians attack US interests, we decimate their navy and give half their country to the Saudis and Iraqis if they're willing to take it.
8. Make a deal with the Indians, Vietnamese, and Japanese that if the Chinese invade or blockade Taiwan, the Vietnamese will invade the Yunnan province from the South, the Indians will invade from their border region and the Japanese will defend Taiwan from the sea.
9. For the crowds cheering on Hamas in Rotterdam and any other European countries, I'd get names and revoke immigration status of 10-25% of all participants. I'd put them on a boat to Gaza next week. If they protest again, another 10-25% and so forth.
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TV Show: Poker Face Pilot
This is one of the best network TV shows I've seen in a long time. There is one tiny problem baked into the design. The show is for dudes. The lead is a sassy woman. The show will never be able to square the fact that dude-dudes won't tune in for the long haul to watch a sassy women. They'll watch a film with a sassy woman lead. But if given the choice of Justified vs. Poker Face (or even old school Miami Vice or Sopranos) - they will always opt for the dude in the lead.
So as excellent as the show is, it won't be a hit. Which squares perfectly with what Hollywood is right now - politically correct instead of a money maker.
You Must Like Our Themes!
Producer complains buyer turns down their project because of the LGBT+ themes.
Because there isn't enough LGBT content out there, right?
Movie Biz
Generated just 49 mil this past weekend.
The biz committed slow motion suicide over the past decade. I've been a witness.
Equity
What percent of the "equity" issue could be resolved by a renormalization of 2 parent homes in disadvantaged communities? 50% would be my guess.
Absent consistent abuse, I would guess even a shitty dad would be a net positive. A dad who simply filled up the cars with gas, earned minimum wage, and put away the dishes once in awhile would still help the household a lot. And just being around, who knows, he might even play with the kids once in awhile.
Why this never is "on the agenda" is beyond me...
So You're Saying There's a Chance...!
LA Times doing their best Jim Carrey from Dumb and Dumber impression with respect to cash payments for reparations. Despite nearly 3x as many Californians saying they are against reparations (in a poll done by the LA Times), LA Times writes this headline:
Most Californians want reparations for slavery but don’t want to pay cash. Now what?
Several decades ago this phenomenon was addressed by the book He's Just Not That Into You, but I suppose liberal women gotta be liberal women...
The above headline is literally the opposite of what the polls, data, and common sense say.
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Film: Tender Mercies
Why are there so many great films and writers out of Texas and Oklahoma? No Country/Cormac, all Larry McMurtry films and novels, Horton Foote, Tracey Letts, Terrence Malick? Is it something about the landscape? The food? The public schools?
What to say about the film? Well, it's a family melodrama that's really one of the better movies about being an artist. I loved the writing - incredibly direct and a great contrast to the other film I just watched --
Film: Molly's Game
A few good scenes but ultimately felt like a long voice over with a movie playing in the background.
Film: The Sound of Music
The thought crossed my mind while watching this: we enjoy movies because they were made by human beings not so different from ourselves. Would it be interesting to watch a basketball game played by aliens or androids? I think not. The other thought that crossed my mind: this film puts to shame the films currently produced by the Hollywood studios. And a third thought while watching this amongst a packed house at the Hollywood Bowl sing-a-long: if somewhere in LA played Easy Rider on a Saturday night, how many folks would attend? 20-30? Whereas Sound of Music gets thousands. Recall, Easy Rider was made in '67 and supposed to be a marker of "New Hollywood," etc. Sound of Music is 1965. So what, in the end, holds up? When I was 25, was probably (sadly) more impressed by Easy Rider. But these films - pardon my QT reference - aren't even the same sport.
One last thought: I think the country and people that were able to make this film still exists, just the Hollywood that made this film does not.
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Film: Hustlers
One of the worst films I've seen in awhile. Somehow Rotten Tomatoes has a 87% fresh rating from critics. How? My guess: they hired a PR film to juice those ratings. Because this one is bad. Not like man-hating Barbie bad - although it has a little of that - Barbie at least makes you think. This one just lacks basic drama or human characterization or much of a story. What it does have, however, is an abundance of slo mo shots of a diverse group of strippers walking into a bar, restaurant, or club. That's about all that can be said about it.
Funniest part - the big looming arrest and sting operation leads to some hardcore probation and 4 weekends in jail for the ladies. We're talking super high stakes in this one.
Pain Hustlers
A movie about big pharma selling opioids. Now do puberty blockers and hormones - the stuff they're doing today, not 20 years ago.
The Hopeless
I theorized 25% of people were hopeless, turns out the actual number appears to be 23%. I was pretty close.
"Discussions"
Read a children's book today on accident about a kid who runs around naked, discovers his parents clothes closet, doesn't fit into dad's clothes, and instead loves mom's clothes. Story ends with mom teaching him how to put on make up. Reviews on amazon: "Wonderful!" "Affirming!" "LGBT+ friendly."
Do these people realize that 97% of kid-parents who read this story and have a "real" discussion, it will go like this: well that was super fucking weird, wasn't it? How about we never read this piece of shit again?" Or at least that's how my conversation with my 5 year old went.
I'm not so sure the LGBTQ+ strategy of putting all this stuff in the face of normies is going to have the intended effect. When people find out you're in a throuple or banged 10 dudes in a week or are cutting off your tits, I just think people are gonna be grossed out and think you're totally weird no matter how many thoughtcrimes they are breaking.
Everything Wrong With the Movie Biz Summed Up
Susan Rice back on the Netflix board.
She has no business being anywhere near a local theater production, but somehow in a major position of power at the biggest producer of film and tv content in the world.
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Film: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
3rd or 4th watch...what's new?
Imagining the movie through the eyes of a non-film bros - is the Margot Robbie storyline nonsensical if you don't know the Sharon Tate story?
Is the narrator Kurt Russell or the character Kurt Russell is playing in the film?
Still don't understand the shot of Polanski drinking french press in his backyard.
My favorite moment this time around - Leo losing it when he's describing Bronco Billy story.
Thought: does Tarantino think about movies in 20-30 minute segments? I watched the date sequence from Pulp Fiction the other day and noticed his segments are wonderfully self contained and full of unexpected twists and turns. I wonder if part of his "magic" lies within his ability to break films down into smaller narrative components -- thereby disrupting the audience's boredom and expectations with certain narratives tropes (ie story structures) they've become overly accustomed to. We have no idea how long the sequence at the Spahn Ranch is going to be. We think maybe Pitt will get laid? Robbed? Killed? Maybe there will be a huge fight? Maybe this is the entire rest of the movie. Maybe he just drops her off and waves to Charlie Manson before going to watch a movie by himself.
If Tarantino made this film at a different moment would there have been some sequences in Italy with Rick and Cliff? Would we see how Rick meets his Italian wife?
You need the scene, but one of the scenes I liked least this time around was the Manson murderers in the car.
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Film: Kill Boksoon
Another strong Korean action-dark comedy film. A bit bloated in b-stories, I could've lived without the seeing the potential future conceit, but nevertheless stylish, fun, cool. I do worry we might be entering a time when Hollywood closes shop for the most part and no one notices or cares. Like maybe Hollywood goes in the direction none of the creatives want - just making the highest of high end product - 20 movies a year and nominate all of them for Oscars. 20 TV shows and nominate all of them for Emmys. Korea, Italy, Scandinavia, Japan, Argentina are where all the middle class movies get made.
Building A New City
Silicon Valley elite trying to build a new city in Norcal. Two thoughts:
1) Great idea. I think we should be building 10 new American cities.
2) This also sounds like the bad guy plot of Chinatown
Gender Surgeon Justification
Consider - gender surgeons often say they do what they do to kids because the alternatives are suicide - that is, a 13 year old says I'm going to kill myself unless you change my gender. But what if the 13 year old just cut out the middle man part of the equation and said, "Gimme 10K or I'm going to kill myself." Would the gender surgeon pony up the cash to do this? Why not?
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Short Story: Fire in the Hole by Elmore Leonard
Boy, is he good. Packs so much feeling, character, joy, humor into short little space. Inspiring really. The whole TV pilot is laid out in this story...
Film: The Fabelmans
Halfway through...obviously terrific filmmaking but I find myself experiencing low level depression watching it. Why? Among other reasons, I see the America being depicted here as irretrievably lost and in a bad way:
1) Hardly anyone has 4 kids anymore - the early scenes of Spielberg teaching himself to make movies was with his sisters. No sisters no Spielberg.
2) The Boy scout pack is HUGE and fully engaged with the filmmaking of young Spielberg. Could any kid gather such help to make movies today? Would the parents stop them for not meeting diversity requirements? No Scouts no Spielberg.
3) The father's job. He's so excited about building things and examining how things work in the physical world. Do Americans have jobs like this anymore? Are Americans like this anymore?
A Brief Theory on Education/Teaching
You learn so you may forget.
When you teach a child phonics, you hope they will internalize the lessons so much they don't need to expend any brain energy on the formation of words when they are reading. You learn it, so you can forget it and concentrate on the bigger issue of meaning.
You teach basic math so that the lessons are internalized and you don't need to count on your fingers when getting change at a store. You learn basics so more complex math can be done at a later time. You can intuitively understand compound interest when you know multiplication. Without it, you are lost.
Many great writers de-emphasize learning "structure" when it comes to storytelling suggesting it isn't helpful or how "real writers write." But many people who aspire to write don't actually understand or know structural basics. It's like saying, real race car drivers don't check the RPMs when they shift gears. No shit. Because they've internalized the lesson. But a kid learning to drive stick shift should probably think mechanically about the steps as they are practicing in the parking lot.
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Film: Detectives vs. Sleuths
Needed to wash off the stink of Barbie so I watched this insane Hong Kong action film that 100% deserves a nomination for a holy fucking shit movie of 2022. Question: can a holy fucking shit movie also be good? I think so, but could see a debate on the issue. This movie is somewhat close to being good but engages in a familiar problem with Chinese action films - a complete lack of characterization in favor of "twists." Still, the main character is a paranoid who believes he is the "chosen sleuth" meant to solve all the botched cases within a corrupt police department. He also sees demons. In my language that translates to "you had me at hello."
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Film: Barbie
So much to dislike! Bill Simmons coined a term "sports hate" to distinguish between actual real hate and just "sports hating" a certain player. So I "movie hate" Noah Baumbach films and he's managed to extend his circle to his now wife Greta Gerwig.
Where to begin? In no particular order:
Hitting a trifecta of things I hate in films: corporate brand extension, misanthropic hipsterism, gender studies 101 themes...
Irony - the best parts of the movie are Will Ferrell and Ryan Gosling. At least I laughed (lightly) during their scenes. So in a movie about feminism, the guys steal the show.
The underlying misanthropy. This is my main issue with Baumbach film in general. It's shallow cruelty masked as "realism." I find them boring, tedious, and untrue. Like I'm hanging with a depressive. So while yes, a lot of ideas are brought to the fore in the film - none of the ideas are interesting. The father gets mocked for trying to learn a second language. The Ken's are mocked for their helpful attempts to show Barbie's how to work photoshop and invest. There was some wit in that final sequence, but if you excavate the underlying meaning, it's got an upside down world view. The Barbie's basically steal the election validating the claims of the Jan 6 protestors! This is the Gerwig-Baumbach political philosophy?!?
Lacking emotion. The only vaguely true emotional moments are tiny moments between America Ferrara and her daughter and Gosling's lack of identity. For a movie about Barbie, she's a pretty uninteresting character. I don't buy her existential crisis one bit.
I don't mind the nonsensical plot mechanics. Par for the course for these type of movies.
Kate McKinnon was a tiny jolt of life into a movie that starts off dead for 20 minutes. I was in a theater about 30% full - not a single laugh for nearly 25 minutes into a movie that is supposed to be a comedy.
Musical numbers were lacking passion. Like they were just there to fill in runtime. Also - just me - or were there too few musical numbers to feel like a musical and too few jokes to feel like a comedy?
Thankfully no audience cheers for America Ferrara's lecture. Pure cringe.
Why does Barbie decide to become human in the end?
In her "meeting God" (ie Rhea Pearlman scene) was it just me, or is this what I imagine happening in an acting class?
Gerwig likes 80s and 90s sitcoms, doesn't she? This is a point in her favor and probably why she's a better filmmaker than her husband.
Gerwig seems to diss on her dad in a lot of these movies - reading into this and Ladybird I'm sorta like: does she blame him for dealing with a bout of unemployment when she was a teen? Sorry to be so Freudian.
Some nods to wokeness being hijacked by corporate stooges. Fine point. Not sure what to take away from it. Not sure the film knows. Does this undermine wokeness? Further validate it? Similarly, not sure if handicapped and trans Barbie's were making a joke about inclusivity or trying to be legitimately inclusive. Does Gerwig know? Does WB know? Does Mattel know?
Trans Barbie tough to stomach on screen. No one will say it, but everyone will think it. You can tell because post-production did a job on actor to make it seem like maybe just a sort of ugly barbie - but informed viewers will recognize the actor and someone involved with the film is hoping it will "open up discussion" on the matter while others see it as an opportunity to sell dolls.
My wife defends the film because it was a smart move by Mattel and better-than-expected-for-a-Barbie movie. Is there a term that can describe this nonsense? Like a cousin-term to "damning with faint praise." A good move for Mattel? That's what we ask of our movies now?
This is not a film for kids. This is a film for women who want to it every which way. This movement of women taking their daughters (and sons) into this cult of hateful nonsense will have a very nice backlash that I am going to enjoy watching.
UPDATE: Just had a realization about the end of Barbie - the weird mother-daughter /tree of life montage at the end was about Barbie discovering she wanted to be a mother (never felt this emotionally at all in the film). Trip to gynecologist nails this point. Took me 2 days to figure this out - either I'm dumb or the hid the ball on it. Why?
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Film: Yojimbo
Definitely a rewatch but strangely I have no recollection of when I watched the film or how many times I've seen it. Not one of my favorite all time films - nor even one of my favorite Kurosawa films - but nevertheless it feels like it belongs on any list of greatest films of all time. Is this discussed as an action film? It might be the birth of the genre...alongside James Bond.
Good
NYC pension funds threaten to divest from entertainment companies unless they resolve strikes.
More like this please. I feel we need total replacement of all management at all the major studios. But that's just me.
Alcohol
Good twitter post on alcohol. Turns out all studies saying modest alcohol is good for you are full of shit. Any alcohol is bad. Makes sense since it is a poison.
But the important question is not: booze or no booze. It's what to do in the evening when you can't/shouldn't be working anymore or hanging with kids.
Milf Island Storyline in 30 Rock
In 30 Rock there was a storyline where Jack superimposes Jerry Seinfeld into his "Seinfeldvision" programming and Jerry is the host/spokesperson for a show called Milf Island and a dozen other NBC shows. Naturally, Jerry finds out and gets upset. Jack threatens Jerry with a lawsuit and Jerry counter threatens to buy NBC at which point Jack realizes NBC could be bought for 4 million dollars.
Does any of this sound familiar?
And yes, there is a show called Milf Manor running on TLC right now.
San Diego Notes
Timkin Museum in Balboa Park what museums ought to be. Small, doable in an hour. Roughly 12 incredible paintings in the Dutch/Flemish room alone including a Rembrandt.
Safari Park twilight tour worth the time and money. Saw a few different rhino species, giraffe, a lot of antelopes. I sheepishly asked whether predators get mixed with prey. The guy laughed and said a lion in the park would mean the end of the other animals.
Barrio Logan in SD. Gentrifying, but still feels like "the barrio." Kids wanted to play on playground with drug addicts around, possible gang graffiti, and no other children around -- my answer was "no." Went to eat at Las Cuatro Milpas, a Mexican restaurant open since 1933. An hour long wait. Worth it for the experience and to "have done" it. Food was good, but perhaps not remarkable. Best thing was chorizo and huevos...basically a stew with chorizo, eggs, beans, and rice -- you could barely tell there was chorizo and eggs in there. Squeeze some lemon, eat with the magnificent homemade tortillas - very good. I'd skip the "rolled tacos" which are just taquitos.
North Park neighborhood. Like other hipster areas but with a San Diego vibe. Tribute Pizza joint in wonderful old post office location. Got a Jeni's ice cream shop. Felt younger than LA hipster areas or maybe I'm just older...
Hillcrest brunch...place called Trust. LGBT blah blah blah flags flying everywhere. Sort of weird. Wasn't pride month several months ago? Menu looked terrific, food was solid.
Might San Diego whether the current California weirdness better than LA and SF? Both LA and SF have noticeably declined in the past 7-8 years. And I noticed a considerable homeless problem in San Diego, so it wasn't immune. But certain characteristics - military presence, older folks, a science-oriented UCSD, and just being generally less attractive to the most batshit people on the planet suggests selling LA/SF and buying some San Diego.
Good Title: Beware Psychotherapy That Works
On a macro level the more ubiquitous and de-stigmatized psychology becomes we seem to be more awash in mental illness.
One would imagine the opposite to be true.
And Behold The Business Genius of Our Time...
These are the types of people who make money in show business now...the person who came up with the brilliant idea of branding popcorn.
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Film: Man on Fire
Never been a gigantic fan of the ADHD style of this film. For what gets remembered as a classic action thriller - remarkably little action. Sure, Denzel sticks a bomb up a guy's ass but the film is more drama than action. I suppose for the entire 2nd half of the film, Denzel's walking around with a gun or bazooka but the set pieces are more memorable for their brutality than spectacle. An interesting flick - almost for how much people seem to know, follow, and remember it. Can anyone explain to me Mark Anthony's scam for getting his own daughter kidnapped? Insurance pays ransoms for these things? Seems like a pretty flawed system and would encourage mass kidnapping... Nice use of music in the film.
Film: The Apartment
Writing lesson: a lot of plot revelations early into the film pulls us into the story. I mean we start with the guy already loaning out his apartment. Most of the 2nd half of the film just deals with emotional fallout and the various ironic scenarios of Lemmon being a ladies man.
Depressing that such a film of this scale would be an "indie" today and look like shit compared to what we were making in 1960... Even more depressing it wouldn't even be made as an "indie" because of various "problematic" elements featured in the film -- no point in getting depressed pointing these out.
Film: The Drop
Watched the first half so far. Crime films from book adaptations often allow for much more sprawling, digressive narrative structure that has high risk and high return when done well. They should've promoted this film as a "dog movie." Amazing cast...want to see how it ends.
Ohtani
Saw in person last night. A few notes:
-He's an incredible player. Took an extra base on a single with no outs to put himself in scoring position.
-I haven't watched a ton of baseball in recent times, but he's a bit Barry Bonds-ish at the plate. You can feel the entire stadium stop and watch. Each pitch a giant moment.
-He whacked a fly out that seemed to go up 1 mile in the air - a millimeter off a monster home run.
-A single man interested in meeting a Japanese woman would put himself in a good position to do so by attending Angels games.
-The Angels as a team stink.
-"He Gets Us" was advertised at the stadium. Clever. It seems like the Christians are stealing a page from the BLM playbook by creating a strong slogan and pushing their ideas through sports and other significant cultural touchstones.
-As I get older, I think the food at games improves slightly and yet I'm more disgusted by it.
-Beer is tempting to order, but I'm glad I didn't have any. Why do stadiums/events carry the large/22 oz type of beers now? I would prefer smaller sizes (and order more) to maximize number of cold sips. Temperature of drinks an underrated vital factor in enjoyment. This applies to beer, martinis, coffee, soft drinks, just about anything and why Musso and Franks martinis are the best (the extra bits kept cool in ice bucket for you)
The Studios
This WGA-SAG strike will create 1-2 generations of people in entertainment who fundamentally hate and distrust the studios and their new friends in tech. But of course the people who work in those places don't care since they know they will be fired or quit by the time the chickens come home to roost. Hence the problem.
Nuggets of Gold
I haven't even finished reading this yet, but there's already genuine nuggets of gold in the article.
And so misogynist, once a term used for men who repeatedly beat their wives or who pushed a sexually aggressive “PUA” agenda, now accrues to those of us who don’t find much to love in the music of Taylor Swift.
and
The assumed ideology in 21st-century American life is that your personal and political virtue is expressed in your consumer choices, that you reveal your innermost ethical self not through your actions or even your utterances but with the consumerist cultures you labor to broadly associate yourself with.
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TV: Jack Ryan S1 E1 and E2, Justified City Primeval, S1 E1
Something about John Krasinski is a bit hard to buy as Jack Ryan. There's just no comparison in screen presence between him and a younger Ford. The show also feels a bit cheap, even though they globetrot and have pretty serious action sequences. Everything sort of looks like shows of similar character like 24. Part of the Jack Ryan appeal was the verisimilitude of the movies/books. This network TV treatment diminishes the brand.
In contrast, Justified is perfect TV. The humor plays and balances nicely against the medium-high stakes of the situations. To sustain tension and interest, they jump around to numerous POVs and introduce layers of dramatic irony. Also, the great achievement are the side characters, each given some sort of morsel to play with in the story. Strong casting compliments the writing. And Olyphant holds it all together. As Milch says in the Deadwood commentary, "He is one handsome man."
Our Elites
Researchers faked data about honesty.
We raised a generation of folks who cheat to get ahead by meritocratic standards and are now reaping the whirlwind. My "optimism" revolves around the fact that elites in hostile countries like China and Russia are considerably more corrupt than our own.
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Film: Oppenheimer
To contextualize the experience: seeing with a group of friends at the Mann's Chinese (one of the greatest theaters in the city - if not world) in 70MM Imax with a packed audience - before the credits rolled, the night was already a win. The film didn't disappoint by any stretch and the first 1.5 (?) or 2 hours about the creation of the bomb were gripping, if not spectacular. The 3rd act didn't totally land for me. I was going with it but kept thinking to myself: is this really just going to be about the appointment of a cabinet secretary?
So...a tad mixed feelings about the overall film...I was yearning so much to be blown away. I think part of me was expecting to feel what movie lovers of a prior generation felt about Citizen Kane...which I suppose means I went in with too high expectations. A few other notes/thoughts:
-Cillian Murphy was terrific, but didn't he do something similar with Tommy Shelby (and maybe even better?)
-Josh Harnett should model the next phase of his career on Alec Baldwin and just make sure the weapons masters he works with aren't drunk and high on cocaine.
-I've read criticisms of the dialog. Was it so bad? Have I lost my ear?
-Valid criticisms: there are at least 2 movies in here, maybe 3? The best one was about the team of nerds building the bomb.
-If I rewatch, it will be in the theater and I will most be paying attention to the first sequence.
Film: Ash is the Purest White
A masterpiece and a must watch for serious movie lovers and those curious about China. A Touch of Sin and this are two of the top 5 Chinese films I've seen (same director). Asian-American actors should take lessons from Asian-Asian actors. This one will live with me.
Film: Cutter's Way
Is this the 2nd or 3rd time I've watched this film? I like it better each time. The performances are astonishing. John Hurt is beyond...and I imagine it will be (or already is) fashionable to mention Lisa Eichhorn and even Jeff Bridges...and don't get me wrong, they are terrific. But sometimes it's okay to just take the non-contrarian position and say: yeah, I think Lebron James is the best player on the court. John Hurt reaches a different and rare level in this film.
Visiting Death
We should all plan a 2nd or 4th career starting around age 60. Maybe I'll become a film director. Or a soccer coach. Or a financial planner. Or an academic. Or a deli owner. Or a car salesman. Or a writer of detective fiction. I have no idea.
New Genres
Some new genre observations based upon stuff I've watched recently
1) Middle Aged Woman Wanders Around - Nomadland, The Lost Daughter
2) Action Hero Fights a Circle and There Are Lots of Other Characters, Too - MI7, Across the Spiderverse
3) We All Crazy As Shit - Yellowjackets, The Idol
4) White People Are Dumb and Imma Get in Touch with My Roots Now - Joy Ride, You People
Goddamn
Freaking Fran Drescher on Bog Iger.
I wouldn't mind if every CEO of the studios and their entire teams were replaced.
Theory
The moment AI can create written "movies" either by writing, directing, or acting - the AI movie becomes irrelevant and boring because it will feel immediately cliched. The best argument for AI is that human made films are already cliched. Hardly an endorsement.
Recently, I started playing Risk a bit on the iPad. Playing against the hardest level AI is quite easy to defeat already. I suspect they don't make the AI too good otherwise people wouldn't play at all. But you know who is good? Actual other players...the games are much more challenging playing against real folks. The downside to "real" games is they take too long whereas the AI games are fast. But after awhile the AI game becomes pointless.
Studios Execs Own Houses Too, Don't They...
Unbelievable leak to Deadline from an anonymous studio exec about letting writers go broke.
Question: how long do corporations keep printing paychecks for executives making tv and movies if they aren't making television and movies?
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Film: Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning Part 1
A thing the studios ought to consider is not making the same creative choices across similar films. From an audience perspective, it's pretty boring to watch a big train action sequence from Indiana Jones on Monday followed by a big train action sequence in Mission Impossible on Wednesday. Although to be fair, the last sequence in MI7 is the best part of the movie. The other best part are the random faces cast (particularly the femmes). But pairing old action star with young femme (both Indy and MI7), ending on a part 1 (Spiderverse and MI7), and having a bad guy that is basically a picture of a moving circle with spooky music (Spiderverse and MI7) feel awfully similar.
And did "The Entity" do a script pass? Because man those information dump dialog scenes...
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TV: Yellowjackets S1 E2
The cuckolded husband wore a shirt that I own, which I take as an indictment against my wardrobe.
This episode is largely about Missy...and thinking a bit deeper about the show and why ultimately it feels "less" than Lord of the Flies...this show is about female psychopaths. They missed the point of Lord of the Flies, which is this is about us. So much of prestige tv has this same/similar uber message of: we humans suck. But what they really mean is: all the people around me and you (audience) suck, huh? And I'm a bit sick of it, but worse than that - I don't think it's true.
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Film: Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
Lifeless. At moments Phoebe Waller Bridge had some charm, but Harrison Ford didn't seem into it. Around the third act I realized: holy shit they stole my idea from years ago called Time Traveling Nazis...and I can tell they had put about as much thought into it as I had. Which is to say very little.
Too much time spent on de-aging technology and DEI participation in casting and too little time spent figuring out whether there was any point to making this movie.
TV: Pilot for Yellowjackets S1 E1
I hope the pitch for this show was Lord of the Flies meets Dazed and Confused.
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Film: No Hard Feelings
An okay night out, but I prefer my sex comedies with sex.
TV: The Bear S2 E2
Something rubs me wrong about this show. Like the show Girls before it, fans seems to relish in the "authenticity." What an awful word, "authenticity" especially as applied to a TV show. Freaking TV! Imagine wanting to sit on a couch eating potato chips and watch "authenticity." If one wants "authenticity" wouldn't the smarter move to go get paid minimum wage to work in a shitty kitchen? At least you'd be making some extra money. No, what this audience wants is "real life" porn - the illusion they are living when in fact they are lonely and sad. Get off the couch, you bums!
Student Loan Debt Forgiveness
Supreme Court rules Biden's student loan forgiveness plan is illegal (which it is). Here's the thing: you can't legislate against stupid. If you're borrowing too much money for school, you are a sucker.
1) The schools are ripping you off. They're taking the loan money and spending it on shit like DEI coordinators, campus gyms, film series, and every dumbass idea any midwit employee at the University can think of. And you're going for it.
2) So...when you get out of school and look at the bill, you're thinking: fuuuck. And now, you're ripe for exploitation by the Democratic politicians who take your "fuuuuuck" and say "you know this is the Republicans fault because they won't let us forgive your debt. But...if you vote for us, we will help you. So you vote for them.
3) But here's the thing: the Democrats know the American public doesn't support reimbursing college grads and they know it's not technically legal unless there is an act of Congress. But they just pretended to pass a law forgiving debt while knowing full well the Supreme Court will rule it illegal. Because it is! But they get to look like the good guys and their political opponents get to look like the bad guys and you will keep voting for them because you're like an abused wife who thinks her husband is about to "change." And meanwhile the interest is piling up.
Affirmative Action
Good read on the case in front of the supreme court which will likely find Harvard discriminates against Asian American applicants (which everyone already knows they do).
How long before Universities start giving "plus points" to bad spelling on admission essays?
NOTE: Notice for all the talk about "democratic norms" when it comes to Trump, etc, the Left are the ones who systematically abandon the law when when the Supreme Court issues a ruling it disagrees with. Universities will react to the clear ruling with new efforts to "get around it" since they don't actually believe in our system of government, but rather their own emotional intuition.
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Film: The Last Seduction
Shot in a very matter of fact manner. I wonder what a more stylish director would've done with the material. Nevertheless, enjoyable...
TV: The Idol pilot
Severely underrated by the critics, but feels like a lot of other provocations I've seen before. Shows and movies with this look-at-how-fucked-up-we-are attitude often fall into a trap of their own making where they start getting the characters doing crazy wild shit that get me thinking (if I may borrow the words of the Weeknd): "I don't believe you."
TV: The Bear pilot
Biggest cliche on prestige tv: the slumming it genius. Are all these shows sort of a variant of Sherlock Holmes in a way? Tortured genius in a kitchen?
Wagner Group
Everyone says they can't win against Moscow if indeed this reports of rebellion are true. Then again, Putin just got on a plane.
And for the record, I believe a group of psychotic mercenaries getting their hands on nukes is worse than Putin.
But if Prigozhin is working for the CIA, might this be one of their greatest operations ever?
US - More Powerful Than Ever on the World Stage
Sometimes it pays to sit still and not fuck things up.
RFK
Wait...so now he's a threat to our democracy too?
It is just me or does every single candidate not hand picked by Democratic party a "threat to democracy?"
Harvard Medical School Morgue Manager Caught Selling Human Remains
I guess you can't trust a guy with a face tattoo and spikes fused put into his scalp...
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Film: Nine Queens
A lot of fun. Maybe worked better without the final twist, tho?
Film: Champions
A good plane watch, but less than what I was hoping for.
Film: Spiderman Across the Spiderverse
Stunning for the first 70% of the story, especially the artwork and emotion. It's basically about being the parent of a teenager. But what is it with this whole multiverse stuff? It's strange, right? That every single superhero movie now exists in some type of parallel time and dimensions. My 7 year old kinda likes it and it provides some fun jokes, but ultimately makes the story somewhat incoherent and impossible to explain. Are these things now supposed to be gigantic in-group conversations for comic book fans?
I really liked what they did with Spot, the villain - giving him a character arc. Most fun character in the whole thing...
Book: Alaska by James Mischner
Unbelievable in terms of scope and research. Beyond impressive so far...
Alaska - Day 6
Bike ride along Coastal Trail (around Anchorage). Wonderful ride. Could've gone for 2x or 3x times as long. Besides a wonderful view, there are 15-20 houses along the trail that open onto the trail and ocean which seemed like the nicest properties I saw on the trip.
Lunch: halibut tacos. Better than I thought they'd be. Tried a "breve" which is a wet cappuccino made with half and half instead of milk. Never heard of this before.
Afternoon trip to Byron Glacier. Hike 30 minutes to play on glacier through the rain. Another bald eagle sighting. Dall sheep sighting.
Dinner: 49th Street brewery. Tasty blonde ale along with Yak burger.
Best food on trip: Halibut, moose sausage, a surprisingly good strawberry rhubarb pie.
Alaska/Anchorage - Day 5
Fishing in the morning along Ship Creek. Wasn't successful, got incredibly muddy, but enjoyed casting out a line and teaching kids the basics.
Needed to get home and clean up. Ate lunch at Snow City Cafe, a very popular lunch spot. Not overly impressed with the food. It was fine. I wouldn't recommend coming to Alaska for the restaurants.
Saw a strange photo presentation/movie about the Auroras at the performing arts hall. Don't want to disparage, but I'm puzzled by how the show runs every hour. There were 6 people in the 250 seat theater and that seemed about right.
Had ice cream at Wild Scoops a local ice cream spot. Quite good and reasonable prices by ice cream and Alaska pricing standards.
Dinner with family - sushi rolls.
Finished Never Cry Wolf.
Rained a bit today.
Note: I find folks here so far to be a little friendlier than I might've expected.
Alaska - Day 4
Drive to Whittier, a small town (more like an outpost) on Prince William Sound. Most remarkable aspect of the drive - a 2.5 mile one way tunnel at the end where you drive along railroad tracks to get into town. Once in town, most of the activity are ferry tours to see glaciers, but also some locals fishing and boating out from the seaside.
Glacier tour took most of the day...saw seals, sea lions, a bald eagle, a lot of ice and several glaciers. Seafood chowder lunch was surprisingly good.
On the road out, spotted another moose. On the road back, another bald eagle.
In the evening, watched the first half of Never Cry Wolf. Kids were engaged. I remember seeing this in the theater as a child. It's remarkable. From a filmmaking perspective I'm just thinking: how the hell did they do it. Werner Herzog has to like this film. It was made by Disney.
Anchorage - Day 3
A drive out to Wasilla, home of Sarah Palin. Quick note: driving in Alaska is a blast. Roads are clear. Scenery looks so ridiculous - almost seems fake - like a painted backdrop in an old studio film. I almost would prefer to be a passenger than driver to keep my eyes peeled for wildlife. We wisited family friends lake house outside Wasilla. I discover Alaska has 3 million lakes. Most are inaccessible. The lake we visited is called Horse Shoe lake. There seem to be about 30-40 lakes nearby. Of note - once off the highway, we encountered maybe 1-2 other cars driving 20 minutes to the house. I've never been to a lake house in this remote a spot before. Most of Alaska basically feels like this - like you're in the most remote spot you've ever been. Just being here a few days I get the feeling of needing to know basics about how to handle a run in with a bear or moose. I find myself wanting to know basic car mechanics because you can simply feel like - oh man - I could be stuck here and basically need to figure out something here on my own. The people I've met are beyond outdoorsy-- they are self reliant.
In this lake, there are clams/oyster shells piled up at the shore. I guess the muskrats eat them. The oysters are no good for human consumption I'm told. In the water, pike eat all the other fish and can be caught - they're up to 3 feet long. We take a spin on a pontoon boat. See only 1 other boat on the lake. The lake does have a number of homes around it, but it's very quiet. In the winter it freezes and you can ice fish out there.
For lunch we eat moose hot dogs, halibut, and smoked salmon. Halibut is the best thing I've eaten since I got here. Smoked salmon was the 2nd best.
After the party, we drive up to Hatcher Pass and the Independence Mine. The mine area was closed off to traffic, but many people were parking near Hatcher Pass and walking up in that direction. We were tired and I didn't like the thought of dragging the kids there. Just walking in the parking lot you could feel the elevation in your legs. But Hatcher Pass was this amazing little area. About 8 tiny little A-frame cabins and then a cafe/restaurant serving beer and playing music like it was a ski area (but with about 15 people hanging around). Skiers go here and hike up the mountain and ski down. It looked incredible, but there were avalanche warnings everywhere so one would probably need to be pretty knowledgeable to safely go.
Sitting on the deck outside of the bar restaurant had to be one of the most spectacular views in the world and being tired toward the end of the day - probably didn't get to enjoy it as much as I should have.
Dinner back at AirBnB tonight - save some dough and be a bit healthier...
Anchorage Notes - Day 2
Driving toward Kincaid Park in the morning, we spotted a moose grazing on the roadside. A young bull with short, hairy horns. He was very happy, we pulled up about 20 feet away to snap some pictures and observe. What a gift.
Next, we visited a rocky beach right below the airport (near bootleggers cove) where you can see 747s fly right over and land. On this beach, we found a watch and two old, buried cars. Apparently in the old days, people would just dump stuff right over the edge of the road down a cliff onto the beach. I've now seen three partially buried abandoned cars around Alaska.
Because the tides move so fast around Anchorage, they can move out and people can walk from this beach to Fire Island in the mud. But what's difficult is getting back on the same tide, so many will hang out there until the next tide recedes. Every once in awhile someone dies trying to make it back to Anchorage but the tide gets them.
Stopped near bootleggers cove and saw some mallard ducks.
Next stop was Kincaid park. Very crowded. Turns out there's a 40 team soccer tournament happening. Youth soccer blows Pride event out of the water - a reminder of how people actually live and what people actually do with their time. Kincaid park an interesting spot - feels like part State Park, part City Park. With the soccer tourney, it felt like Golden Gate Park, but with huge off-the-beaten-path trails. Ate a quick reindeer dog before hiking a bit. No animals, but we found old moose poop everywhere - turns out old moose poop makes good fire fuel. Kids enjoy picking it up and throwing at each other.
Next stop was Flat Top Mountain - a mountain outside Anchorage with a view of the entire city where there is still snow. Kids loved messing around in the snow, snapped a few great pictures. Did a little hike. This is a place locals go to see the Auroras when the time is right.
Next, a quick stop at Potter Marsh. Some bird watching. Saw our 2nd (my third as I spotted one while driving) moose of the day just hanging out eating in the marsh. Saw an eagle's nest but no eagles. Took a gorgeous video of the moose in the foreground, a train passing in the midground, and mountains in the background.
Ate a small dinner with extended family before calling it a day.
Watched 15 minutes or so of Cocaine Bear. A good example of where not to put the camera as a film director...
Anchorage Notes - Day 1
Anchorage on is surrounded by snow capped mountains on the North and West. It opens out to the water on the other side. This body of water is an inlet off the Gulf of Alaska which then opens to the Northwest Pacific Ocean. Driving around Anchorage (and you basically drive most everywhere) is somewhat easy to get oriented. A good number of streets run one way and thus far, there seems to be very little traffic at all. Anchorage feels tiny compared to large American cities - surprised to find the population is only 300,000 people. First day, we spent getting oriented to the city. Downtown has a lot of "stuff." We drove around, scouting out restaurants and shopping areas around 4th street. Eventually went to the Anchorage museum in the AM - kids loved it - too much museum to accomplish in one visit but highlights were a discovery section geared toward kids with exhibits similar to the Exploratorium in SF but with some Alaska-centric elements such as volcano and earthquake areas. Weather is gloomy, a tiny bit of rain, but not unpleasant. Went to lunch at Golden Coral Buffet with extended family, which was packed with working people and families. In Alaska you feel the presence of a Native minority. Unclear to me whether this is one major group or several groups - some folks look polynesian / hawaiian and others look less so. You also notice more Asian people around than you might expect - particularly Korean. But I guess in the midst of the Cold War Alaska used to ship coal to South Korea and so quite a bit of business was done. They are geographically pretty close, after all.
After lunch we did a drive and stop around Lake Hood - a small lake near the airport which is peppered/surrounded by small seaplanes. One of the more spectacular and unique arrangements I've ever seen - almost like a yacht club but instead of boats - small planes. One can drive up, sit in a park and just watch seaplanes taking off and landing. Residential apartments are right across the street. It seems like one could simply fly their plane, land in the lake, park and walk across the street to their home.
After a brief afternoon rest, we went back downtown and to the Alaska mint where we bought the kids some gold and silver found in Alaska by miners (yes, there are still miners here), who sell their finds to the mint when they make bars and coins, etc. Near downtown is a creek area. In the later afternoon/early evening (it doesn't get dark here until around 10-11pm) the creek is packed with salmon fishermen. Couldn't tell whether they'd been there all day or just show up after work to catch dinner. Didn't seem like many were having much luck - nor did we see any salmon swimming. I have it on a good account, the time to fish is low tide (and the tide is significant in Anchorage) because less water means more salmon per water area.
We went back to the museum for a planetarium show and a jazz festival. It was busy by Anchorage standards, enjoyed a light appetizer dinner along with drinks. One thing I noticed - in the museum a huge video exhibit prominently featured about being "Black in Alaska" and nearby, a Pride event in downtown Anchorage. It seems even in the land of Sarah Palin and where the license plates read "the last frontier" the woke agenda is visible and vocal.
We are staying in an area called Turnagain. Not much is walkable. The streets are generally quiet - not sure if because the population is sparse, the weather is on the cold side, or just because there is so much territory everyone drives everywhere. The area feels magnitudes less wealthy than California, yet nothing has yet been "cheap" other than gas. A noticeable brand is Kaladi brothers coffee - many coffee shops seem quite proud to be carrying it.
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TV: Succession Finale
They stuck the landing. Based upon internet research and discussion, I believe Kendall and Rava got a sperm donor for the first child. It tracks with Kendall's characterization, his heavy past drug use, and a hint from Logan suggesting Tom might be "shooting blanks" with a shot of Kendall in the background in a previous episode.
Graphic Novel: Watchmen. Re-read. While in the past, I admired the tone, themes, and genre mish-mash, this time what really struck me was the depth of characterization in the middle chapters.