Putin Plan

I joked in the past about how we could resolve numerous world problems by seizing Gaza, giving it to Trump to develop into Vegas on the mediterranean, jobs for all the Palestinians, and let Putin have a nice hotel penthouse where he could lie around with his shirt off. But now I now realize what he really wants is a tenured professorship at Oxford where he could just spend all days reading 9th century texts and uncovering weird stories about the history of his homeland.