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At tonight's beer at the white house, Gates will be drinking Red Stripe, the cop will be drinking Blue Moon, and Obama will be drinking Bud Light.

Bud Light? Are you serious? Is on special for $2 at the White House for happy hour? What other reason would a man drink Bud Light?

Vlad Putin is licking his chops right now. Bud Light. For chrissake.

UPDATE: If I were peer counseling these two clowns, I'd insist on sharing a bottle of Oban, watching a Peckinpah film, and playing a round of poker. If they aren't friends after that, there's no hope.

UPDATE 2: Okay, fine, if it needs to be beer, they should share a 12 pack. Budweiser (not bud light) is the obvious choice. I would choose Sierra Nevada. Or Anchor Steam or Negro Modelo (if you don't mind the foreign). I could see choosing some type of Hefeweizen because it's summer time. But I think Obama should insist on one type of beer and they all should drink it. Problem is - Obama obviously is not a beer drinker - and would choose something dumb like Bud Light.