Morals of the VE Stories

In backwards order of appearance.

1. Don't Take What Isn't Yours.
2. Love Triumphs Over Death.
3. Children May Look Cuddly, But Are Actually Evil
4. Cigarettes are Addictive
5. No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
6. Hot Chicks Don't Go For Dorky Dudes
7. If You Anally Rape Someone They'll Hate Themselves
8. Siblings Are A Bitch