Goddammit, Man

We all be getting fat. Shit, we almost have a better shot at becoming filmmakers than staying skinny. Good lawrd, what is happening?

9 of 10 men get fat, and 7 out of 10 women. I'll pose a question to the fellas - would you prefer that you, yourself got fat, or the wifey went large in her old age?

Hehe.

Leykis, as much as I don't want to like him, correlates females putting on weight to erectile dysfunction, viagra, etc. "You want a cured for ED," he bellows, "Try an 18 year old." So sad, yet so true.