An Email Exchange

I find it amusing.

Friend at B-school: FYI, if you are interested, I also plan on going to this tailgate on Saturday morning...

you and your first-year friends should check out this tailgate we're throwing Saturday, sponsored by Sharkeez, only $6 for all you can drink Bloody Mary's and Screwdrivers! It's just about 100 yards up Trousdale Parkway from the Marshall tailgate, so it's easy to do both.


My response: why do all the marshall parties end up costing money to attend? what does it mean by being sponsored if there is an entrance fee? and isn't all you can drink standard for all parties?

okay, now i imagine i won't get invited anymore...which isn't my intention, i just want some clarification and am still bitter about that west hollywood fiasco. if you see derek tell him your friend still wants his and all his friend's money back. bastard.

Her Response: haha this is true....they fail to mention all these "extras" which end up draining your wallet by the time you end up paying for everything! .........I actually can't give Derek any shit because this one night when Danny was down here, we went out to a club that had a huge line and Derek let us go right into the front of the line and fortunately (for me at least!) ladies got in free before 10:30, so I didn't have to pay. I agree though about the hollywood clubs..they are notorious for that shit!

My response: all this ladies getting in for free is like making black people sit in a different section at the diner AND paying more for the food. outrageous.

Her response: oh stop.....if they didn't have that incentive, then there wouldn't be enough gals to keep you guys company!

My response: i can order a mail order bride from the philippines and it'll make me happy - but it wouldn't make it right.

Her response: why wouldnt it be right?? its a win-win situation! both of you find true love! ;)

Can't argue with that.