The Red Sox Meltdown

Couldn't happen to a better set of fans.

From where I sit, Boston fans are like the fat unpopular dude who you grew up with your entire life and basically got along with and liked. Then, suddenly, Senior year in high school, he starts smoking weed, dressing better, and gets a fake id. Maybe even gets laid. You feel good for the guy. Then, all of sudden, guy you liked, always sort of pitied turns into egomaniacal bastard who won't return your calls and parties only with the "coolest" kids. These are the Boston Red Sox fans. The "Bastan" fans. Those fatass pot-smoking tubs of lard. They deserve this season. And many more like it.