Bullshit, You're Watching the World Cup

Everytime there's some type of tardiness, or someone doesn't call me back, or something isn't quite right in the AM, my immediate response has become, "Bullshit, you're watching the World Cup."

My boss calls this AM, "I overslept, I'm going to be late." BSYWTWC.

The mechanic says, "Your car will be ready later this afternoon, sorry we had a lot of work to do." BSYWTWC.

My dentist calls, "Can we reschedule your appointment for another time, we're all booked right now." BSYWTWC.

I ask my friend to coffee, "Ohhh, tomorrow is looking pretty busy in the AM." BSYWTWC.