Is It Just Me?

Or are most career advice articles the stupidist things written in the paper. Here are msn's questions to ask yourself in order to find the perfect career:

1. What are you good at? Blogging a lot, running fast, making fun of people, making jook.

2. What interests you? Girls, sports, movies, poker, Islamic Terrorism. (not in that order)

3. What motivates you and is most important to you? Fear.

4. How much money would you realistically like to earn? Lots.

5. What level of responsibility do you want? Enough to be respectable. Not too much stress.

6. Where do you want your ideal job to be located? Collyfornia.

7. What special knowledge would you like to include in your career? Some type of martial art.

8. What kind of work environment do you prefer? Hot chicks.

9. What types of people do you like to work for and with? Cool.