Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Seriously?

Is anyone faithful anymore?

Al Gore's split from wife Tipper after 40 years of marriage was a shock to everyone who thought theirs was the ideal marriage. Now Star can exclusively reveal that the former Vice President was having an affair with Larry David's ex-wife — for the past two years!


I can only imagine the insufferable environmental pillow talk.
World Cup: Brazil-North Korea

Caught only intermittent parts of the game, but pretty exciting ending. Brazil often goes 0-0 at half against inferior opponents and then explodes in the second half and it looked like that was what was happening -- although that first goal they scored was pretty improbable (I only saw it on replay). They did possess for 75% of the game, so it was only a matter of time. But that NoKo guy made a fantastic first touch to put himself in scoring position.
World Cup: Ivory Coast-Portugal

Ivory Coast was clearly the better team, but always seemed to lack an additional attacking player in the box. The perfect illustration of this point was Drogba's cross in the 90th minute, as he was expecting to have someone far post. The entire game, Ivory Coast never got someone on far post, even though they were attacking most of the game. A bad loss for them, as they need to play Brazil later and winning this game would have put them in the drivers seat in terms of getting to the 2nd round. I hope they do as they are an exciting team - the best African team so far.
Irma Thomas

I downloaded three songs after watching Treme last night. I think they'll be more in my future. Or a record.
The End of Affirmative Action

Evidence that discrimination is no longer an important factor in keeping women out of math-oriented professions. I like this quote:

Tierney concludes: “I’d love to see more girls pursuing careers in science (and more women reading science columns), but I wish we’d encourage their individual aspirations instead of obsessing about group disparities. I can’t see how we’re helping them with scare stories about the awful discrimination they’ll face. And I can’t imagine that many scientists, male or female, are looking forward to being yanked out of the lab to play Gender Bias Bingo.” The point, however, isn’t improving science. It’s all about providing jobs and authority for diversity specialists.


I'm pretty sure affirmative action will be over within my lifetime. And that's a good thing.

Monday, June 14, 2010

Rondo the Freak

Rondo is one of the most fascinating basketball players I've ever watched play. Every game he makes 3-4 raise-your-hands-over-your-head plays, and just say "Wow." And it's a mixture of offense, defense, passing, scoring, rebounding. Yesterday, it was his tip-in over Kobe Bryant. Incredible play. Also, he's stolen the ball or knocked it away from Kobe at least 3-4 times during the 4th quarter in this series and this really throws Kobe off. (Note: Kobe has yet to have a good 4th quarter in this series - jinx!!!) His block on Fisher the other game was incredible. Other crazy play yesterday - his lay up way up off the glass.

And on the flipside, he made several HUGE turnovers yesterday trying to do improbable things. On a busted fast break he tried a behind the back along the baseline to go 1-3 and get an easy hoop, but stepped on the baseline. He tries crazy passes on fast breaks and Kendrick Perkins and Garnett have trouble handling them. He even rolled a diagonal ball to Ray Allen yesterday that ended up not being a turnover, but was a pretty stupid play. Doc Rivers went with Nate Robinson for a long time in the 4th quarter yesterday and I'm pretty sure it was because of Rondo's turnovers.

Like I said, an fascinating player to watch.
Interesting

U.S. FINDS VAST MINERAL DEPOSITS IN AFGHANISTAN: Has Afghanistan hit the natural-resources jackpot? A Pentagon study says it may have found untapped mineral deposits in Afghanistan worth $1 trillion—far more than has ever been found in any previously known reserves. More importantly, according to senior U.S. government officials, the reserves could fundamentally change the Afghan economy, as well as the Afghan war itself. The deposits—which are full of iron, copper, cobalt, gold, and metals like lithium—are so enormous, in fact, that Afghanistan could become a mining capital of the world. "There is stunning potential here," Gen. David H. Petraeus, commander of the United States Central Command, told The New York Times. "There are a lot of ifs, of course, but I think potentially it is hugely significant." The newfound reserves will be critical in reshaping the country, which has a gross domestic product of only about $12 billion. Maybe the new discovery will make Americans care about the war in Afghanistan again.


Wow.

I wonder why the Taliban couldn't find these mineral deposits. Or, wait a second, it's because they're incompetent retards.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

World Cup: Ghana-Serbia

Despite missing their top player, Michael Essien, Ghana still looks impressive. They were the more dangerous side, although Serbia played solid defense.

Thus far, the world cup has been characterized by a lack of offense. No one is finishing. I think the announcers said not a single striker has a scored a goal yet in the Cup. This is through 7-8 games so far - pretty remarkable. I wonder if it is just first round jitters or the weather or stronger defense or lots of strategy planning for the first game by the teams/coaches.

This victory puts Ghana is a good position to move to the second round in a really tough group. Presumably Germany will move forward as well, but I think they are missing their best player, Michael Ballack, as well.
World Cup: US - England

A strange phenomena - I love America and I love soccer, but I don't love American soccer. I root for our team, but don't feel it in my bones the way I can tell other people from other countries root for their teams. I always expect us to play poorly. We played okay yesterday. England played much worse than I expected. Rooney didn't do much. Their center mids - Lampard and Gerrard are too similar - they both play like a holding center mid and neither gets up an attacks like a Zidane or Rosicky or even Donavan when he plays center mid. England has strong players all around and ought to be better, but their second striker isn't super dangerous and again, lack that attacker/finisher coming up behind the strikers.

Clint Dempsey and Landon Donavan are both good players. Altidore made that really nice turn in the 2nd half and almost scored a 2nd goal. Impressive. Our defense was really disorganized in the beginning and that allowed the first England goal. Good that our team didn't fold and we got lucky with the England goalie pulling a Bill Buckner. We'll take the tie, for sure, as we should win our next two games and then get out of the first round. Anything can happen after that - at least now our team seems capable of an upset as we have several players who are dangerous offensively.

On the flipside, we are also capable of blowing a game and although I didn't watch Slovania or Algeria play, Slovania won, so we need to beat them or beat Algeria 2-0.
World Cup: Argentina-Nigeria

Argentina had tons of chances and yet only won 1-0. I suspect they will put up a lot of goals at some point in this tournament. Nigeria did not look as strong as years past. Messi terrifies defenders and I imagine will finish better as the tournament goes on. Argentina is the best team I've seen so far.

Friday, June 11, 2010

BBall

Did Phil Jackson make a mistake by playing Kobe and Gasol in the early 4th quarter last night? The game was decided in that 4th quarter and somehow Baby and Robinson brought the crazy energy and once again, the subs outplayed the Laker starters (like Phoenix game 4). Are Kobe and Gasol gassed? Is Phil Jackson secretly terrified Bynum is running on fumes and wanted to close the series last night?

Game 5 is huge. Whoever takes game 5 takes the series, I bet.
And Why Not?

Online dating assistant. Why not pay someone to weed through all the crap out there and set you up on dates. It makes perfect logical sense. Someday soon, maybe we can all just be handed the perfect person on a perfect platter and we won't have to do a lick of deciding or wooing. Let computers decide for us.

Why do I think online dating is retarded? Because I don't know if I like someone by their goddamn resume or their pictures from last Halloween or how clever they write emails or use emoticons. I don't even know if I like some stranger I sit down with for a few minutes because we like the same bands or same movies or same books or have the same stupid political opinions. I'd fall for the good auditioners with no substance, the ones who practice in the mirror, the ones good at pitching. I'd pass on the great ones too normal to practice. I know this. I don't know anything about someone after one or two dates. I decide whether I like someone by the way I see them interact in the world and how the world reacts to them. I am attracted to people not because they like the same shit as me, but by their charisma, their rhythm. It takes time. People grow on you. Others wane. Isn't that how it's supposed to work?
World Cup: France-Uruguay

I watched much of the game at my work computer between lunch and it being a really slow day. Despite a 0-0 score, the game was rather compelling. Both teams looked strong. I was surprised how good Uruguay looked. This is a nation of only 3.5 million people - smaller than Los Angeles. They look better to me than the US team, but I guess we'll see tomorrow. They were happy to take a tie after going down to 10 men in the end there. But they had some chances and looked dangerous at times. Uruguay's #10 is a player to watch - Forlorn. I will check out their other games to watch him play.

France misses Zidane, of course. Should Henry play more? I guess he didn't have a good season this year and is getting a bit old. Both defenses were stingy in the box and disciplined. I wonder if these teams both will continue to have trouble scoring. It is hard to tell whether the lack of finishing is due to tough defense or not having enough poise/creativity in the box.

This is an evenly matched group A with in the top 3. Mexico needed a victory against South Africa. I think Uruguay and France will both beat South Africa, so Mexico is going to need beat either or both Uruguay or France to move on. Those games will be good - Mexico-Uruguay and Mexico-France. Mexico usually moves past the first round, but might not this year.

A nice little fact - Uruguay has actually won two world cups - in 1930 and 1950.
World Cup: Mexico - South Africa

I only caught the first half as I needed to attend physical therapy. Mexico looked far superior, but failed to capitalize on several good opportunities. South Africa looked bad. I forgot how much pleasure I get just from seeing the way the teams look. I thought South Africa would at least have a few white players, being a Dutch colony, etc. But I guess not. Mexico looks a little stronger than in years past, but perhaps it was because of a weak South Africa team. Bad offsides call in the first half, although the goalie was out, so it was close. Mexico should have been up 2-0 at halftime, and then just got away with a tie in the end. Soccer is funny like that. Surprised how excited I am to watch basically any WC game right now. Tomorrow's games should be nuts.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Interesting

Elton John against gay marriage.

“What is wrong with Proposition 8 is that they went for marriage. Marriage is going to put a lot of people off, the word marriage… I don’t want to be married. I’m very happy with a civil partnership. If gay people want to get married, or get together, they should have a civil partnership… You get the same equal rights that we do when we have a civil partnership. Heterosexual people get married. We can have civil partnerships.” – Elton John


What a homophobe.
Rocky Relationships Tougher on Young Men Than Women

A study finds.

Contrary to popular belief, the ups and downs of romantic relationships have a greater effect on the mental health of young men than women, according to a new study by a Wake Forest University sociology professor.


Not totally surprising. I'd argue it is the existence of the "popular belief" of male coldness that leads to these results. Dudes don't talk about their hurt feelings and so yes, it gets all bottled up and weird. Chicks, on the other hand, won't shut up about it and so while being annoying, allows them to get it off their chests. Can I be making bigger gender generalizations? Woman should cook and men should chop wood. There.

Wednesday, June 09, 2010

Cool Watches

I like watches.
Nice Guys

SHOCKING:TALIBAN USING HIV BOMBS:

Taliban fighters are burying dirty needles with their bombs in a bid to infect British troops with HIV.

Hypodermic syringes are hidden below the surface pointing upwards to prick bomb squad experts as they hunt for devices. The heroin needles are feared to be contaminated with hepatitis and HIV. And if the bomb goes off, the needles become deadly flying shrapnel. Deadly needles become flying shrapnel.

The tactic, used in the Afghan badlands of Helmand, was exposed by Tory MP and ex-Army officer Patrick Mercer.


These guys are all about shock and fear. Do they not watch the NBA on ESPN and Magic Johnson? That's what we do with HIV.
No Good Soccer Movies

Article about why there aren't any great soccer movies.

Fact is, there are very few good sport movies at all. And Raging Bill is hardly a sports movie.
Why We Watch

Last night's basketball game is why we watch sports. Total unpredictability. Derek Fisher are you f---ing kidding me? Did you see that lay up drive to the hoop where 3 Celtics molested him and he still managed to knock it down? This is Derek Fisher we're talking about - a 36 year old point guard significantly slower than me - who was never all that good to begin with. Ray Allen was as bad last night as he was good for the first half of game 2. Kobe and Pierce were terrible. Garnett finally outplayed Gasol. It's like Garnett and Fisher got together and took roids or 24 hour energy drinks. What happened? Very strange. I predicted that if Garnett outplayed Gasol and Rondo played Kobe straight up, the Celtics would win. Both those things happened last night and the Lakers won. Because of Derek Fisher. Unbelievable.

Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Clutsy

OBAMA WANTS AN 'ASS TO KICK': Start with Tony Hayward: President Obama tells Today's Matt Lauer in an interview set to air Tuesday morning that he wants to know "whose ass to kick" over the BP oil spill. Responding to criticism that he is relying too heavily on experts, Obama said, "I don't sit around talking to experts because this is a college seminar. We talk to these folks because they potentially have the best answers, so I know whose ass to kick." He also rebuts his critics who say he was too slow to act: "I was down there a month ago, before most of these talking heads were even paying attention to the Gulf." A new poll, meanwhile, shows that, one month out, more people disapprove of the federal government's handling of the oil spill than they did at the same time after Hurricane Katrina, 69 to 62 percent.


This exchange is tonally odd and clutsy. If, as it implies, the oil spill is someone's fault - as opposed to the nature of living in an industrial world where mistakes like this will happen - how can Obama not know where fault lies? It didn't happen yesterday. It happened weeks ago. Shouldn't fault be apparent already?

It makes Obama look like a drunk looking for a fight and stumbling around the bar asking everyone "who spilled a drink on me!"
Drinking Rules

Some thoughts on drinking from Chris Hitchens.

Don't drink on an empty stomach: the main point of the refreshment is the enhancement of food. Don't drink if you have the blues: it's a junk cure. Drink when you are in a good mood. Cheap booze is a false economy. It's not true that you shouldn't drink alone: these can be the happiest glasses you ever drain. Hangovers are another bad sign, and you should not expect to be believed if you take refuge in saying you can't properly remember last night. (If you really don't remember, that's an even worse sign.) Avoid all narcotics: these make you more boring rather than less and are not designed—​as are the grape and the grain—​to enliven company. Be careful about up-grading too far to single malt Scotch: when you are voyaging in rough countries it won't be easily available. Never even think about driving a car if you have taken a drop. It's much worse to see a woman drunk than a man: I don't know quite why this is true but it just is. Don't ever be responsible for it.


Pretty good.

Monday, June 07, 2010

My Thoughts On Israel Acting A Little Crazy

Reading a book called "The Strong Horse: Power Politics and the Clash of Arab Civilizations." The book is all about how we took 9/11 too personally. His point - political/tribal violence is the norm for Arab tribes/countries who have been fighting amongst themselves for political power for thousands of years. There are no institutions set up for any type of peaceful transfer of power. Politics is a death-match and when you lose, your head gets chopped off and so you kill, torture, coerce, and sick bad dudes on your near and far enemies. 9/11 brought what is fairly standard-Arab political violence to the shores of America and we did not understand it. We interpreted it as an act of war and have made an attempt to distinguish between moderate and fundamentalist Muslims and state and non-state actors and those regimes who support terror vs. those who don't, etc.

Lee Smith argues, this is a backwards way of looking at the conflict and entirely American-centric. In fact, we need to understand how Arab political culture values the "Strong Horse" and how strong tribes lead until a stronger tribe seizes power violently from them when they get to fat or caught with their pants down. 9/11 was just one little spec on the map of inter-Arab violence designed to empower Al Queda in relation to their inter-Arab enemies - the House of Saud, the Northern Alliance, etc.

What does this have to do with Israel? Israel understands the nature of Arab political culture - if not totally - certainly a lot more than we do. When Israel acts all crazy, I give them a pass, because when dealing with crazy, you gotta be a little crazy. There ain't no other way to see it. There is no hand holding, kumbaya, let's all get along solutions in the Middle East. All those people's heads were chopped off ages ago.
Here We Go

IRANIAN SHIPS SET FOR GAZA: Things in Gaza are quickly getting out of hand: The Iranian Red Crescent has announced plans to send two aid ships to Gaza this week after receiving the blessing of the country's foreign ministry. "One ship will carry donations made by the people and the other will carry relief workers," said the organization's director for international affairs. The matter could rise to the level of an international crisis if the Iranian Revolutionary Guards make good on their pledge, announced on Sunday, to protect any ship delivering aid to Gaza. "Iran's Revolutionary Guards naval forces are fully prepared to escort the peace and freedom convoys to Gaza with all their powers and capabilities," said Ali Shirazi, the Ayatollah Khamenei's representative within the Guards. Shirazi indicated that the Guards are still waiting for the go-ahead from Khamenei.


Sadly, this sounds like the beginning of a Tom Clancy novel. Look out world.

Sunday, June 06, 2010

Woops

"I Discovered My Husband Was Gay."


One of these day, I will cease to find stuff like this funny. But not today.
Game 2

Interesting game. Gotta love how hard both teams played. Gotta be concerned if you're Boston with KG who is pretty ineffective against the Lakers bigs. Gotta be impressed with Gasol - he is often the most dangerous guy on the court. Why don't the Lakers go to him in the last five minutes more often? We all know the hype with Kobe being the best "closer" in basketball, but come on, just look at FG percentage. Gasol in the post is more dangerous than Kobe on the perimeter. Rondo basically played Kobe straight up today. Rondo is such a strange player. He can't shoot for shit, but he plays tricky defense, is good at finishing in the paint, can rebound the hell out of the ball and seemingly can run forever. Really interesting player that changes the entire game. Good thing about the Celtics - with Ray Allen and Pierce you have two guys that can conceivably "go off" in a half or a game. Ray scoring 27 points in the first half carried the Celtics. Having two players who can light it up makes you dangerous. Underrated element of Ray Allen's game today - he played damn good defense on Kobe as well. Good omen for Celtics that they can win a game on the road with Pierce and Garnett having subpar games. But whereas you know Pierce will be back, it isn't clear Garnett is just overmatched down low.

Friday, June 04, 2010

I'll Admit It

I'm as a big a Laker hater as anyone, but if they play like they did last night, they will win and win easily. The Lakers have created serious match up problems for the Celtics with Artest on Pierce and Kobe on Rondo.

The only way I see the Celtics winning is if Rondo can figure a way to go off and play Kobe straight up. Does anyone actually see that happening?

Garnett is a lunatic and so high strung in the 4th quarter, it is almost painful to watch. Missing two or three easy put backs and launching that outlet pass 150 MPH out of bounds.

For the Celtics to win, Garnett needs to outplay Gasol (won't happen) and Rondo needs to play Kobe straight up (not happening).

In 2008, the question was whether Kobe - as the best player in the series - could defeat a superior team in the Celtics. He couldn't. The goal for the Celtics was for Pierce to play Kobe straight up. Which he did - at least - I would argue he outplayed Kobe.

But the Lakers no longer rest on Kobe. They rest on rebounding and points in the paint and it frees up Kobe. You can see it on the guy's shoulders - he's not so high strung and weird right now.
Jeez

These numbers tell a perfectly sad story.

US employers added 430,000 jobs to nonfarm payrolls in May, but 411,000 of those were temporary census workers.


The thing about these government jobs...they're paid by taxpayers, ie the productive members of society. Government spending is a stop-gap measure that can help alleviate the corrosive social effects of unemployment for a short period of time. It is not a long term solution to a healthy economy.

How sad is it that our job growth is to pay people to basically harass us to fill out some forms?

Wednesday, June 02, 2010

I Somehow Missed This

I guess Monday, in addition to Memorial Day, was also quit Facebook day. Who knew? I suppose you needed to be on Facebook to hear about it.

Apparently, the effort fell flat. But of course it did! Who the f--- needs a goddamn group to tell them to quit Facebook? If you're going to do it, do it. The problem with all these trolls on Facebook is they want to be doing whatever everyone else is doing. If you need a goddamn special day to quit facebook, I have one question - how the hell do you put your own pants on in the morning? Seriously, do you ask permission to wipe your ass after taking a poop? Can we organize a wipe-your-ass day?

Jesus Christ.

Side note - am I the only one beginning to sour on this whole globalization thing? It seems to me we are missing some advantages of a pre-globalized world. Back in the day, if Greece ran out of money, it was tough shit for Greece. Nowadays, Greece runs out of money and it threatens to bring down the Euro and then the dollar and our stock market crashes - through essentially no fault of our own. Similarly, this whole banking crisis was inextricably linked to globalization and the subsequent bailout required because of the reverberative effects to the entire world economy should the US banks all fail.

It feels like we just go gung ho into all these things and we don't even know what any of it means or is. Globalization, facebooks, derivatives, all this nonsense, nobody understands any of it. There is too much going on for people to understand and make informed decisions. We can't even plug a goddamn hole in a gushing oil well under the ocean. Shit is hard. And we try to do too much and everyone acts like they know the answers and they don't. And even if they did know the answers - they probably couldn't execute the plan correctly. You hear people throw off the phrase "we put a man on the moon" as if to say, we can solve every single problem that ever existed - from healthcare, to environmental disasters, to islamic terrorism, to global financial meltdown. Fact is, we can't solve all these problems, but we could manage them better.
Ouch

Maureen Dowd is picking on Obama.

Jeez, if a liberal pres can't keep Maureen Dowd off his back, how does he expect to persuade Netanyahu or Ahmadinejad to do anything we want?

I love this bit from her article:

In “Dreams From My Father,” Obama showed passion, lyricism, empathy and an exquisite understanding of character and psychological context — all the qualities that he has stubbornly resisted showing as president. It was a book that promised a president who could see into the hearts of other people. But there’s so much you don’t learn about candidates in campaigns, even when they seem completely exposed.


Wait...so writing a good memoir doesn't mean he'll be a good President?

In seriousness, I like Obama as a President better than as a writer. I can't count how many times I fell asleep trying to read DFMF.

Tuesday, June 01, 2010

Shrewd Point

Peggy Noonan on the oil spill.

The American people have spent at least two years worrying that high government spending would, in the end, undo the republic. They saw the dollars gushing night and day, and worried that while everything looked the same on the surface, our position was eroding. They have worried about a border that is in some places functionally and of course illegally open, that it too is gushing night and day with problems that states, cities and towns there cannot solve.

And now we have a videotape metaphor for all the public's fears: that clip we see every day, on every news show, of the well gushing black oil into the Gulf of Mexico and toward our shore. You actually don't get deadlier as a metaphor for the moment than that, the monster that lives deep beneath the sea.


Ouch.
Sex In The City 2

A fantastic review.

SATC2 takes everything that I hold dear as a woman and as a human—working hard, contributing to society, not being an entitled c**t like it's my job—and rapes it to death with a stiletto that costs more than my car. It is 146 minutes long, which means that I entered the theater in the bloom of youth and emerged with a family of field mice living in my long, white mustache. This is an entirely inappropriate length for what is essentially a home video of gay men playing with giant Barbie dolls.


I won't be watching.

Monday, May 31, 2010

Human Brain Wiring

The mind isn't wired to make smart decisions about consumer credit.

As someone who just played craps for an excess of 10 hours this weekend, I can attest to the limits of rational thinking amongst human beings. The entire premise of casinos is based on irrationality - if you play long enough - you will lose. It is that simple. Losing is an inevitability over time. Which is why I will only gamble on the cheap.
Welcome to the End

Interns paying to work.

Up is down.
Student Debt

A New York times article on student debt.

They don't mention it, but there is another price to servicing student debt over time - loss of investment opportunity. The girl in this article should be paying $700 per month in student debt. If she were just investing that in a combo of a Roth IRA and some basic blue chip stocks, over time, she'd be doubling and tripling her money. By the time she pays off the $100,000, she's both paid an incredible amount of interest on the debt and lost all the potential gains via investment in stocks or a house. But then again, she wouldn't have read Foucault in a class.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

If You Thought Iraq Was Pointless

I've been trying to ignore this North-South Korea whisperings of war, because jesus, can you think of anything more pointless? Just a totally destructive and pointless re-engagement of hostilities. Yes, fine, I'm talking from an American perspective, but let's be honest -- North Korea is a stalker state and provoking war to get attention. There's no logic here. No strategy. Unless they get flattered properly, in their own deranged mind, they are willing to completely self destruct and try to take their neighbors and fellow Koreans with them. Yes, this is indeed like a psycho-father who decides to commit a murder-suicide of his own family. How can you stop such a person? Especially a person with nukes. You can't.

It sucks. I've been to Seoul and it is one of my favorite cities on the planet. It puts to shame the nightlife in most every American city. No joke. The neon lights make it seem like daytime 24 hours a day. The streets bustle. It is alive 24 hrs a day. People compare it to Manhattan. Manhattan? Forget Manhattan. Manhattan has a Starbucks, McDonalds, and CVS on every corner. Manhattan is a crowded suburb where you can't drive with more expensive restaurants. Seoul teams with smells of street food and noises of batting cages and computer rooms where people play RPG games all night long and drunken Koreans stumbling out of booking bars. And they live with a crazy man next door pointing a gun to their head. Bummer.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Artest

Ron Artest signing with the Lakers started off promising. First, he introduced Lamar Odom to a Kardashian sister and they were married in a month. Then he fell down his stairs, suffering a concussion, and refused to discuss the incident. Then he admitted to drinking alcohol at halftime during the early part of his career with the Bulls. But since then...nothing. It's like the beginning of Swordfish - starting off with a good scene or two and then turning into a super lame movie.

The best drama Artest can muster is a tweet-off between his brother and Trevor Ariza?

This is a man who last year during the playoffs spoke candidly about playing in a street ball game where a guy tore off a table leg and used it to stab another player through the chest. I saw the post-game interview live and still to this day feel like I totally imagined it. It was so bizarre. On the one hand, I think it is entirely possible Artest made this story up on the spot. On the other, I don't know what would be more strange if he made the story up or if it actually happened. Shouldn't some bored cop from the same town as Artest make this his cold case? Can he/she check the records and see whether there are any old unsolved murders at a basketball court with a table leg as the murder weapon? Can we get some more details? What is the more likely of these scenarios: the incident happened and Artest was a witness, the incident happened and Artest was the perpetrator, the incident never happened but Artest believes it happened, or the incident never happened and Artest just made it up on National TV because he was trying to make some sort of point. I'd say it's pretty much even odds that any one of those four scenarios are possible.

What happened to the Artest who threatened to slice Kobe's neck? Where is the Artest who goes after unruly fans in the seats? Listening to Artest now is like listening to a vulnerable teddy bear. He is giggly and soft and nervous. What has Phil Jackson done? Slipped sedatives into his meatloaf? Gotten him to meditate twice a day? Whatever it is - it's boring. We need Artest to fly off the handle. That's why he was brought to the Lakers. That, and to guard LeBron in the finals. But since that scenario is no longer happening, we need and deserve some crazy ass Artest shit either in this series or certainly in the finals. Maybe Rondo will get under his skin and he'll try to choke him.
Not Dead Everywhere...

Well, it seems post-modern bullshit is not done everywhere:

A New York City community board has voted for a plan to build a mosque and Islamic cultural centre near Ground Zero. The vote, 29-1 in favor with 10 abstentions, came after hours of contentious public comment from angered conservative activists and families of the victims of the 9/11 terror attacks. And last night a top Manhattan politician backed the plans, saying that while the wishes of 9/11 families must be respected, the board must also try to “balance diversity.”


It just seems like a totally odd and pointless thing to do.
The Post Modern Dream Is Dead

A good article about it.

The new world order as envisioned by Obama in January 2009 was, I think, supposed to look something like the following: A social-democratic America would come to emulate the successful welfare states in the European Union. These twin Western communitarian powers would together usher in a new world order in which no one nation was to be seen as preeminent. All the old nasty ideas of the 20th century — military alliances, sovereign borders, independent international finance, nuclear arms, religious and cultural chauvinism — would fall by the wayside, as the West was reinvented as part of the solution rather the problem it had been in its days of colonialism, imperialism, and exploitation. A new green transnationalism would assume the place of that bad old order, a transnationalism run by elite, highly educated, and socially conscious technocrats — albeit themselves Western — supported by a progressive press more interested in effecting social change than in merely reporting the tawdry news.

Obama can still push that story, but more and more Americans disagree with his 21st-century vision. Stuck in the past, they instead believe that capitalism, not socialism, brings prosperity; that to reach a green future we need to survive for now in a carbon and nuclear present; that all, not some, laws must be enforced; that our country is different from others and needs to maintain the integrity of its borders; and that there are always going to be a few bad actors abroad who must be deterred rather than appeased.

We will hear all sorts of angry charges as these dreams die, but that will not mean they are not dead — even if we are lucky and they go out with a whimper rather than a bang.


What's that line about a neoconservative being a liberal mugged by reality...

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Alvin Gentry

Before he was the coach of the Suns was Alvin Gentry the voice of Mr. Hand on Southpark?
Woops

ANN CURRY ADDRESSES WRONG SCHOOL: Maybe her brain stops working after 8 a.m.? When Today show host Ann Curry gave the commencement address at Wheaton College in Massachusetts on Saturday, she accidentally listed alumni from a small evangelical school in Illinois also known as Wheaton. Not that they weren’t impressive—Wes Craven and Billy Graham are alumni of the Illinois school; but the Wheaton she was actually speaking to also had some impressive alums, including Christine Todd Whitman and Catherine Keener. "I am mortified by my mistake, and can only hope the purity of my motive, to find a way to connect with the graduates and to encourage them to a life of service, will allow you to forgive me," Curry said in an open apology letter on Wheaton's website.


These small colleges are confusing when they share the same name as another college - Trinity, St. Johns, etc.
Global Meltdown Lessons

Good article.

Monday, May 24, 2010

Engaged

Two American hikers detained in Iran got engaged in jail.

I guess there weren't many other options.
Jordan

Every time I see the Hanes t-shirt advertisement during the NBA playoffs, the one with Jordan on the airplane, his new Hitler-moustache bugs me. Isn't there an unwritten rule about not having a Hitler moustache? Does Jordan think he is so famous that his face exempts him from the no-wearing-Hitler-moustache tact?

Friday, May 21, 2010

Funny

In Japan there is a splitter-upper service to get rid of an annoying spouse or ex.

It makes at least as much sense as internet dating.
Really?

Our nation is being run by children.

Arizona threatens to cut of electricity they supply to LA in response to LA protesting Arizona's immigration law.

Sigh.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Like the Nazis Fighting the Soviets

Pakistan shuts down Facebook.

I don't know who to root for.
Pareto Optimal, I Think Not

I'm sure there will be a spate of good, new economic thought that comes out of this whole economic crisis, if there hasn't already. I'm sure a lot will focus on this whole idea of rational choice theory and how individuals will not always make the best decisions - even if they have all the information in front of them. Surely other thought will focus on how equal information cannot be said to ever fully exist and therefore will always allow for market inefficiencies. I have a simple example from today at work. (Note - breaking rule - blogging about work)

We send out books. Sometimes galley copies or the books themselves and more often, now, electronic copies. In the case of when we have hardcopy, the Pareto optimal solution is probably to send the hardcopy (unless the recipient has a Kindle), to avoid printing costs. However, as the sender, we have incentive to send the electronic copy because it is easier to draw up and email and attach a document than to prep a package and give to the messenger. So we send electronic copies, even though the Pareto optimal solution is to send the hardcopy. Expand this idea to other things and you can see how we get into messes...
The Way Things Ought to Be vs. The Way Things Are

I started a post the other day about the failure of the center-left rule in America and the UK - basically a reflection on Clinton and Blair's "have our cake and eat it, too" philosophy to governance and how it lay the groundwork for many of our current problems - both internationally and financially. I haven't finished yet, but I can tell you public musing readers are just chomping at the bit waiting for my political ramblings.

It is why I found this story appropriate thematically - Panera opens a store where you pay what you want.

Panera, if you are a long time reader, was a place I used to celebrate in my old posts when there was one near my old office location. Half of my office was hooked on the bfast sandwiches. They were a great deal - $4 and perfect sized for bfast. I'll still go to a Panera if I'm around one at bfast time and not looking to spend too much.

Much as I like Panera, and much as I like the idea that you only pay what you want, who are we kidding here? Has this idea EVER worked? Even at my old Panera, there were lots of homeless folks as customers - because it was one of the cheaper places to eat down in Santa Monica near the Promenade and there was lots of space to hang out and act all homeless in peace. I supposed Panera gave them some free food as well - or at least discounted.

This idea is stupid. It rewards cheapskates and punishes the generous. Even if it worked, you couldn't expand the idea very far because it wouldn't work broadly, only off the charity of a select few. It reminds me of the political philosophy of the center-left from 1991-2001 - the mistaken premise that we can have it all - guns and butter and ultimately everyone will be our friend and just as importantly, like and be nice to one another if everyone could just...get along. For lack of a better term. Things aren't the way they ought to be - they are the way they are - and we shouldn't forget it.
Draw Mohammed Day

Sounds exactly like something I would have done in school.

Or now.
Nice Essay on Small Town America

From VDH

Tough, they of course were, and without the technological advantages of our own age, much less the social services safety nets. My father told me his grandfather was directed by the local doc to drink a turpentine concoction to expel a large tape worm of several feet from his gut; he himself at 12 fell on a hay-rake, was impaled, and had half his liver removed (but remember the myth of Prometheus). Another uncle pushed the bellows of a stuck hand-sulfurer and burned out his eye. These were common rural experiences; and I have to assume that our modern ailments like allergies (I saw an ad yesterday for a medicine to address sweaty palms) were not quite considered ailments by the old breed. My point is not to suggest that they were Titans and we mere mortals, but simply to suggest the streets, buildings, and culture we enjoy were all inherited from those who created them at a physical cost we often are clueless about.
Creative Paradoxes

Good list.

* Have knowledge but forget the knowledge;
* See unexpected connections in things but not have a mental disorder;
* Work hard but spend time doing nothing;
* Create many ideas yet most of them are useless;
* Look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different;
* Desire success but learn how to fail;
* Be persistent but not stubborn; and,
* Listen to experts but know how to disregard them.
I'm Still A Laker Hater, But

I must admit they are playing pretty damn well in these playoffs. They don't annoy me like they used to. Then again, I could probably score 20 points if they stuck me in against Phoenix's defense.

By the way, if Boston and LA make the finals and it is good series, will the NBA reevaluate the regular season? These are two teams who mailed it in on a lot of nights, disgusting their fans routinely, and then decide to turn it on during the playoffs and guess what - it works! Cleveland plays hard all during the regular season, giving their fans reason to love them, and then collapse in the playoffs. What gives? What is the point of the regular season?

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Basketball IQ

Give some credit to Orlando for showing heart in the game by coming back in the 4th quarter and not giving up, despite the Celtics playing a pretty damn good game. But the end of the game came down to simple basketball IQ and experience. Paul Pierce draws an iffy foul by getting Nelsen and Redick up in the air when he shoots and then nails those two clutch free throws. Then, on the next play, he fouls Vince Carter despite it being his 6th - another smart play. On the flip side, you have Nelsen shooting a contested three early in the shot clock, you have Vince making a nice drive and almost converting a tough lay up for a 3 point play opportunity, but instead misses the two big free throws, and then you have Redick wasting time bringing the ball up the court, waiting to call timeout too long and then the Magic don't even get a good look for a last second three pointer.

It is this precise contrast that made the difference in tonight's game - Celtics played strong, but the Magic played with a lot of heart and desperation - then at the end - couldn't smarten up.

I can't see the Celtics losing this series. Maybe not even a game.
Why Do We Have Policies?

Back in the early days of America, policies were favorable to say, individual farmers not so much because of the economic impact of having lots of the small farms, but rather, because it was thought that a nation of small farmers made good citizens.

And they were right. Somehow, woven into the fabric of American society there is still the idea of the self-reliant individual, the entrepreneurial spirit, the do-it-yourself ethic. Sometimes it is misused and foolhardy and obviously not everyone practices it. But our stories of loved ones and people we admire tend to display this spirit and live by it still. And it is the reason for our prosperity - our real prosperity.

Do politicians consider these things anymore? Does anyone?

It strikes me that our policies today serve interests - against other interests. They serve to make someone more prosperous, usually at the expense of someone else. They seek market advantage or redistribution or to buy "stability." But rarely, it seems, do we ask whether our policies ennoble our citizenry, whether our policies even consider making people BETTER and not just "better off."

Why would such an idea be a bad thing? What have policies seeking to make us "better off" actually achieved? They've leveraged us to the hilt and made us all debtors. It's embarrassing. One the one hand we call ourselves the richest country in the world and on the other hand, we can't even pay off our credit card bill. What gives? That's not rich, as I understand rich. It's not even being poor - which just means not be able to afford things. Being in debt isn't not owning things - it is being owned. It is indentured servitude.
Iran

Does yesterday's news of moving Iranian civil nuclear capacity to Turkey, change this calculation?

When the day comes that Tehran can announce its nuclear capability, every shred of international law will have been discarded. The mullahs have publicly sworn—to the United Nations and the European Union and the International Atomic Energy Agency—that they are not cheating. As they unmask their batteries, they will be jeering at the very idea of an "international community." How strange it is that those who usually fetishize the United Nations and its inspectors do not feel this shame more keenly. In the meantime, the very force in Iran that holds the keys to the secret nuclear sites is also the force that rapes its prisoners, humiliates its womenfolk, represses its "voters," empties its universities, and murders its national minorities. The urgent task of statecraft is to evolve a policy that can synchronize the disarmament demand with the idea that all Iranians, Kurdish and Azeri as well as Persian and Armenian and Jewish, can have a say in their own "internal affairs." No sign of any such statecraft exists. Welcome, then, to a world in which we will have to be fawningly polite to men like Ayatollah Kharrazi.


I think Iran will get the bomb. I hope I am wrong and fear I am right.
A Nice Quote

“if you’re not writing dangerously, you’re not writing close enough to the edge, close enough to the bone.”

Monday, May 17, 2010

I'd Play This Game

Red Dead Redeption looks pretty damn good. Sometimes I wish I was a nerd and had all the video game stuff, but alas, I cannot be what I am not.
Huh

IRAN TO SEND NUKE MATERIAL TO TURKEY: Iran will send its nuclear material to Turkey, marking a major diplomatic breakthrough in the standoff with Tehran over its nuclear program. The country says it is for peaceful uses, but many nations worry it is intended to build a nuclear weapon. Brazilian and Turkish officials brokered the deal during a marathon 18-hour session in Tehran Sunday.


I suppose that is good news...
Henry to America

The once great Henry will play for New York next season. Cool.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Ugly Game 1

Yikes. That was an ugly game 1 from Orlando and Boston. Orlando couldn't hit a shot. All I can say is that Boston winning makes it more likely to be an interesting series.
The Wonders of Pancetta

What is halfway between bacon and prosciutto? Pancetta. I remember the first time I was officially introduced to pancetta. I was in San Francisco at an Italian Deli early one morning and asked a fobby Italian dude what did he recommend for a breakfast sandwich. "Pancetta!" He exclaimed without a moments hesitation. Really? I thought to myself. It seemed like eating a raw bacon sandwich, so I decided against it at the time. Since then, I've obviously had it in pasta dishes at restaurants, but never bought it myself. Between bacon, salami, and prosciutto...there isn't much room for Pancetta. But the other day I was at Whole Foods looking to purchase prosciutto to put on top of a homemade pizza. It was an utter rip off. Prosciutto is expensive normally, but incredibly expensive at Whole Foods (and oddly, did not look particularly awesome, like say, the good stuff from Bay Cities). Right next to it was Pancetta, a much more affordable meat. This seemed like a good opportunity to try it.

A couple things about Pancetta - it can be eaten raw or cooked. It can be eaten like a lunch meat, although I doubt many (outside fobby Italians) would indulge in a Pancetta sandwich. The meat is cured, but for a much shorter time that salami or prosciutto. In some ways, it is almost like eating a super fatty salami. In other ways, it's like eating raw bacon. I tried it raw, didn't eat too much, and felt fine. Mostly I use it as a nice addition to pizza, pasta, or omelettes - cooked. And it lasts. It says good for weeks in the fridge, unlike most lunch meats which go bad after a couple of days.

It is a less fatty than bacon and more than prosciutto or salami. It is a nice little change of pace. I recommend.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Uhhhh

FEMALE CEOS OUT-EARN MEN: According to a report from Bloomberg News, in 2009 female CEOs earned 40 percent more than men. The average annual salary for female head honchos over the last few years topped $14 billion. Yahoo's CEO Carol Bartz earns $47.2 million a year. And while in 2009 men were taking pay cuts, women execs were making bank, pulling in raises averaging almost 30 percent. Despite these stats, the business word is largely still a boys' club: Of companies listed by the S&P 500, only 16 of them are run by women. Marie Wilson of The White House Project, a women's advocacy group said, "I'm concerned about the vast majority of women who are now the majority of the workforce it's kind of like the 16 super-corporate women are doing well. And that's a good sign—but it's not good enough."


Affirmative action for men!

The real issue isn't the gender gap, it's the gap between high earners and low earners and how extreme it's become.
Beyond Harvard and Yale

Who knew the Supreme Court was packed from cronies from these two schools?

Nominations like Kagan's are the result of a network of graduates who work consciously or unconsciously to see that their own are nominated. Notably, after Kagan's nomination, powerful figures from her Harvard years came forward to vouch for her abilities. Their message was the same: Despite her lack of a record, she is known in our circle as a real winner. She is, in a phrase, one of us. Indeed, reporters breathlessly reported how Kagan and Scalia are good friends and how she knows many of the main players from Harvard, as if it is the judicial equivalent to having graduated from the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

The favoritism shown Harvard and Yale should be viewed not just as incestuous but as scandalous. It undermines educational institutions across the country by maintaining a clearly arbitrary and capricious basis for selection. It also runs against the grain of a nation based on meritocracy and opportunity.


So now do we need affirmative action for the Supreme Court? Maybe they'd rule it illegal.

Monday, May 10, 2010

The Seventies

While cooped up at home recovering from ACL surgery, I watched USED CARS, one of Robert Zemeckis' first movies. It was awesome. It made me want to live in the seventies America - a more freewheeling, spirited, less serious time.

When I got the bill for the ACL surgery (this is with insurance) it also made me want to live in the seventies when medical insurance was more affordable.

But then I bumped into a work neighbor. He asked "what happened?" I said "ACL surgery." "When did you have it?" "Last thursday." "Man, I had a friend in the 70s have that surgery after a surfing accident. He was laid up in the hospital for 7 days."

7 days! In the hospital. I can't imagine the recovery time.

I'm paying the couple grand without complaint. And I'm no longer wishing I lived in the 70s - especially because my imagination of the time is based not on reality, but only the films of the period and films depicting the period.

Sunday, May 09, 2010

Late Career Players

Although Kobe is playing well in this series, I do think age and wear and tear are affecting his game. I'm not sure the same can be said of two other older players - Steve Nash and Ray Allen. I've always liked Nash and his unique set of skills on the basketball court seem undiminished - perhaps even improved - with age: incredible vision, smart aggressive risk taking on offense, great outside and inside shooting, superior leadership, and generally improving the offense of all the players around him by setting them up for good shots. His weaknesses have always been speed for his position, size, and defense. You definitely lose speed with age, but Nash does not seem diminished as a player due to losing a step or two.

Admittedly, I've only watched Ray Allen play a little this season, but his strength - the most beautiful jump shot I've ever seen, doesn't seem affected by age. His quickness - never his greatest strength - does not seem different to me. He is a smart, savvy player who plays surprisingly tough defense and does not seem worse for wear. I think the gracefulness of his game makes it less difficult on his body than say, Kobe. Kobe is hard on his body. He is strong and fast. He takes tough shots and plays lots of hard minutes and gets messy and dirty both on defense and offense. It takes a toll. Ray Allen doesn't play like that. His game is graceful and smooth. How many times has he been injured in his career?

A side bar - if the fate of the human race depended on one open transition three pointer, you'd have to take Ray Allen, wouldn't you?
Disgusting

Reports that the big stock market plunge earlier this week was partially due to hyper-fast computerized trading.

We're turning the stock exchanges into slot machines. Great work, America. In the prescient words of David Simon in the Wire season 2:

"In America, we used to make things. Now, everyone just has their hands in the next guy's pocket."

Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Dancing

I don't go dancing very often because a) it is stupid and b) I am old. But this past weekend, since it was a college reunion and we were generally letting loose, I found myself out on the dance floor again. Partially because I'm not a hugely enthusiastic dancer and partially because of my torn ACL, I was more than happy to keep it mellow and not create too much of a dancing ruckus.

I was out of place. I don't know what happened over the past 10 years, but the dancing has gotten CRAZY. The level of grinding has risen three notches. Back in the day, a little freaking and close, sexy dancing was normal and suggested perhaps the possibility of something else. Today, college girls just grind their asses straight into random dudes and just go around rubbing up against one dude after another. I swear, these kids were basically dry humping on the dance floor. I did a little research and made some inquiries and it turns out this is the new norm. I can't tell whether I wish I was 21 again or am glad I don't have an STD.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

I've Made A Huge Mistake

Ditching 500,000 job to teach lit
.

Woops.
Is Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars?

Had a strange moment at lunchtime today. Was at Whole Foods salad bar getting lunch and a college-aged girl is standing next to me and glances over and asks "Can I ask you a question?"

"Sure."
"Where do we pay for this?"

I paused for a moment. Was she serious? What person on the planet doesn't know you grab all the food and pay by weight at the check out counter? I tell her, kindly.

I walk to the check out counter. Was I just getting hit on by a college girl? Was this the Seinfeld "I'll bet you a dinner Dustin Hoffman was in Star Wars" dating-loophole moment?

Funny.
Well...

Denigrating the tea party movement as a reaction to capitalism. I would say, "yeah."

Let's face it - brute - unbridled - zero-sum capitalism is impossible to live under. People need salaries and some type of security to be able to raise children and families. But sure, the brutal market forces are necessary for growth, etc. This tension is the crux of the economic functioning of modern society. And the current imbalance of this tension is why this tea party movement resonates - because people feel like they don't have the tools, ie security, to raise families and give them a decent chance to prosper. And worse, they feel as though elites are gaming the system to their own benefit and detriment of the middle class.

Are they wrong?
ACL Surgery

Next week, I'll be having ACL Surgery. A real bummer. But I'm trying to put as a good a spin on it as possible. At least one mystery is solved - how it happened. It was puzzling me the last couple weeks how on a routine soccer play, I managed to completely tear my ACL after no prior injuries and without hearing a drastic "pop!" Well, it turns out I mostly likely partially tore it while skiing a week a before and then fully tore it by playing soccer the following week. The rate of my athletic play this year was extraordinarily high. I went on two ski trips, was playing soccer twice a week, and throwing in basketball and long bike rides whenever possible. The ACL tear was undoubtedly the result of pushing my nearly 32 year old body a little too much.

So now. What to do? 6 months of no major athletic activity and a lot of physical therapy. My life is going to become much more simple. It has to. Because running around won't be possible. I may end up joining a gym only because I'll need to do additional rehab on my own hours. I have a long standing moratorium on gyms because I hate going to them and they make me think of the montage in Rocky IV where Rocky trains in the wilderness and Drago trains in the fancy Soviet Gyms. That's how I think of gyms - the place where Ivan Drago trains. Maybe I'll find one with a pool, so I can swim. Even though I don't like swimming. I figure on having lots of free time to watch movies/tv and read. Which may be nice. I'm thinking of revisiting some old shows - possibly 6 Feet Under and Cheers. Any other suggestions? I'll probably dig into a big novel. Maybe something Russian, even. Or maybe Ken Follett.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Indeed

I may just vote for Mickey Kaus for this one line.

It's a stark illustration of the inequities of capitalism that organized labor can only afford to buy one political party, but Wall Street can buy both of them. ...


Hah!
Treme and How To Fix California

The most moving moments of Treme thus far are the small ones - when individual characters decide "I'm staying, and I'm fixing this." I'm thinking of when Lester Freeman tosses out garbage from the bar he commandeers, when Joanie Stubbs pulls a desert out of her purse, or when the skinny pretty black lady defends staying in her bar as her dentist husband tries to get her to move to Baton Rouge. There is something in this - something foreign - I think you may call it fortitude. It doesn't seem common these days - particularly in California. The much more tempting reaction is to quit. To give up. Treme is going for a theme of rebuilding. It makes sense post- The Wire. The Wire is essay on American decay. Treme is the proposal for fixing it. Baltimore became a symbol of American neglect, a second tier city dying day by day - partially because of the drugs, partially by neglect of the middle class, neglect of the schools, etc. Treme is something else altogether.

It makes me think of California - the only place I know as home. The greatest place in the world, if you ask me. I remember applying to East Coast schools when in college and once the applications were off knew in my heart I wouldn't go. I couldn't imagine leaving this place. And California is broken. Not hurricane Katrina broken, but utterly bankrupt and completely ungovernable. This VDH article offers proposals to fix it.

After all, in no particular order, we would have to close the borders; adopt English immersion in our schools; give up on the salad bowl and return to the melting pot; assimilate, intermarry, and integrate legal immigrants; curb entitlements and use the money to fix infrastructure like roads, bridges, airports, trains, etc.; build 4-5 new damns to store water in wet years; update the canal system; return to old policies barring public employee unions; redo pension contracts; cut about 50,000 from the public employee roles; lower income taxes from 10% to 5% to attract businesses back; cut sales taxes to 7%; curb regulations to allow firms to stay; override court orders now curbing cost-saving options in our prisons by systematic legislation; start creating material wealth from our forests; tap more oil, timber, natural gas, and minerals that we have in abundance; deliver water to the farmland we have; build 3-4 nuclear power plants on the coast; adopt a traditional curriculum in our schools; insist on merit pay for teachers; abolish tenure; encourage not oppose more charter schools, vouchers, and home schooling; give tax breaks to private trade and business schools; reinstitute admission requirements and selectivity at the state university system; take unregistered cars off the road; make UC professors teach a class or two more each year; abolish all racial quotas and preferences in reality rather than in name; build a new all weather east-west state freeway over the Sierra; and on and on.


I don't know about all of these things, but they would be a start. I have tremendous contempt for a country like Saudi Arabia - a place blessed with an abundant natural resource - the national equivalent of hitting the lottery and instead of investing in the citizens and building a great, modern country, they pilfering the money away on a stupid oligarchy. California isn't quite the same, but we too, have won the lottery. Blessed with more natural resources and beauty than one could possibly expect, and yet, somehow just through sheer bad management and dumb ideology have put ourselves into a position where we're broke and don't have the ability to fix it. It makes no sense. It's like watching a talented athlete piss away his career.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Stone and Parker

Under threat from Islamic Extremists.

What a bunch of assholes. They should set a trap for these kooks and catch them.
Groups of Men and Groups of Women

And getting separate checks.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Lakers In Trouble

I can't see the Lakers getting to the Finals this year. Every team they face in the West is going to be improved from last year. Dallas has this guy Barrea who adds a dynamic to their team I don't remember them having. The Spurs have a healthy Ginobili and this George Hill - who looks to be a baller. The Nuggets added a few guys on their deep bench, but the main thing will be a healthy Carmelo for the series. The Jazz are MUCH deeper than last year and their second team will destroy the Lakers second team. Plus, I can't see the Lakers beating the Jazz at home. And then there's Portland and Phoenix. Either will give the Lakers trouble, Phoenix because of their chemistry and the Nash factor and Portland because, well, Portland always gives the Lakers trouble. But without Roy, I can't see Portland beating anyone really and I don't see Phoenix having the horses to beat the Lakers, sort of like Oklahoma City.

But even Oklahoma City looks poised to give the Lakers a run for their money, but I can't see them winning the series with all the height they give up to the Lakers down low. Neverless, they may provide the chink the in armor needed to expose the Lakers and ruin their confidence. The Lakers are old. Their size is their great advantage, but I don't think it can carry them. Especially because last year was a bit of a delusion as their last two conference playoff teams suffered injuries to their best players - Carmelo and Yao. The most impressive series for the Lakers last year was the Magic.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

We're Gonna Run The Football

I guess Singletary means what he says. The Niners just drafted two behemoth offensive linemen. Combined, they weigh 650+ pounds. Gore must be licking his chops. Damn. This could be a good season.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

On Risk Taking

Exactly.

Risk has taken a beating recently, thanks to the financial crisis. Risk is supposed to be about choice and consequence. You take a chance and you win or you lose. But then banks and insurance companies found ways to pervert this. They devised ever more esoteric ways to pass risk on to others, so there was, in fact, no risk to them at all. In this distortion, insurance techniques, created to limit risk, exposed millions to it. The laws of probability, originally devised to solve a moral dilemma—how to equitably distribute winnings in a game of chance—wound up inequitably distributing losses to people who didn't even know they were at the table. The architects of these gambles left their jobs with enormous bonuses, and companies that helped cripple the financial system were repaid by the government bailout. They took a chance, and lost—but they still won.


Sickening.
Well, That Explains...

...why some people look like cats.
Damn

Would have been nice if Oklahoma City made one of those three point tries at the end of the game against the Lakers last night. Boy, they are a fun team, Oklahoma City. I will enjoy this NBA playoffs. I can't explain the sheer amount of pleasure I receive from rooting against the Lakers. It's very strange.
How Did We Survive?

Before Facebook?
More Unproductive Financial Crap

You would think after being exposed for the ridiculous financial gaming that drove the world economy into the tank, Wall Street wouldn't be so eager to set up more speculative futures trading nonsense. But you would be wrong. They are setting up a futures trading on movie box office.

Ridiculous. Anyone with half a brain can figure out how this will work. Players with inside information will hedge their bets against stupid small investors who like betting on movies. It is more unproductive, waste-of-time-and-waste-of-money shenanigans that Americans for some reason believe can lead to financial success. Whatever happened to making something?

Friday, April 16, 2010

New Form Of Journalism

I've noticed an influx of profiles on writers in today's magazines and blogs. I guess there's only so much to write about, but profiles on Jonathan Gold and Nikki Finke, well, seem a bit odd. This one takes it to a new level - writing on the writing about Tina Fey.

The chattering classes can chatter and the feminists could suck the fun out of a Chuck E. Cheese.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Explanation of the the Financial Crisis

I'm retying this in whole because I can't find it online and it is the best explanation of the financial crisis I've yet to read. By Jon Carrol -

"Heidi is the proprietor of a bar in Detroit. She realizes that virtually all of her customers are unemployed alcoholics and, as such, can no longer afford to patronize her bar. To solve this problem, she comes up with a new marketing plan that allows her customers to drink now, but pay later. She keeps track of the drinks consumed on a ledger (thereby granting customers loans).

Word gets around about Heidi's 'drink now, pay later' marketing strategy and, as a result, increasing numbers of customers flood into Heidi's bar. Soon she has the largest sales volume for any bar in Detroit. By providing her customers freedom from immediate payment demands, Heidi gets no resistance when, at regular intervals, she substantially increases her prices for wine and beer, the most consumed beverages.

Consequently, Heidi's gross sales volume increases massively. A young and dynamic vice-president at the local bank recognizes that these customer debts constitute valuable future assets and increases Heidi's borrowing limit. He sees no reason for any undue concern, since he has the debts of the unemployed alcoholics as collateral.

At the bank's corporate headquarters, expert traders transform these customer bonds into DRINKBONDS, BOOZEBONDS, and WHOAREYOUAGAINBONDS. These securities are then bundled and traded on international security markets. Naive investors don't really understand that the securities being sold to them as AAA secured bonds are really the debts of unemployed alcoholics. The bond prices continuously climb, and the securities soon become the hottest-selling items for some of the nation's leading brokerage houses.

One day, even though the bond prices are still climbing, a risk manager at the original local bank decides the time has come to demand payment on the debts incurred by the drinkers at Heidi's bar. He so informs Heidi. Heidi then demands payment from her patrons, but being unemployed alcoholics, they cannot pay back their drinking debts. Since Heidi cannot fulfill her loan obligations, she is forced into bankruptcy. The bar closes and the eleven employees lose their jobs.

Overnight, DRINKBONDS, BOOZEBONDS, and WHOAREYOUAGAIN BONDS drop in price by 90%. The collapsed bond asset value destroys the bank's liquidity and prevents it from issuing new loans, thus freezing credit and economic activity in the community. The suppliers of Heidi's bar had granted her generous payment extensions and had invested their firms' pension funds in the various bond securities. They find they are now faced with having to write off her bad debt and with losing over 90% of the presumed value of the bonds. Her wine supplier also claims bankruptcy, closing the doors on a family business that had endured for three generations, her beer supplier is taken over by a competitor, who immediately closes the local plant and lays off 150 workers.

Fortunately though, the bank, the brokerage houses and their respective executives are saved and bailed out by a multibillion-dollar no-strings-attached cash infusion from their cronies in government. The funds required for this bailout are obtained by new taxes levied on employed, middle-class, non-drinkers who have never been in Heidi's bar."

Amen.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Good, But Strange, Double Feature

Romy and Michele's High School Reunion and We Own the Night. There is no thematic tie or design to this double feature. I watched Rom and Michele because I'm using a similar plot conceit in a new script and wanted to be educated on the movie. I found nothing to steal. This movie is very, very strange. Enjoyable, but totally weird. A 10 minute random dream sequence in the middle of the movie? Mira Sorvino's voice? Was she joking? Is her voice really that deep? Just the overall slow paced absurdity of this film was surprising to me. It had the overall messy feel and goofy humor of 30 Rock without the wicked pace or political elements.

We Own The Night. No one I know talks about James Gray as a filmmaker, which is strange, because the guy seems to be making pretty interesting melodramatic movies. We Own the Night is a fine film. I can tell because when something big happened, I didn't want the movie to be over. A 3rd sequence plot element came as a complete surprise/shock to me - didn't see it coming at all - and it's rare when that happens in a film. And it works. I will watch his other movies. Some excellent lighting and shots in this movie as well.

Friday, April 09, 2010

The Great Alex Smith Question

Rumors abound the Niners are considering picking a QB with the 13th pick in the NFL draft. Hmmmm.

If the Niners were thinking about a QB, why didn't they go for McNabb? Weak NFL West with the Niners defense and Gore and Crabtree coming along. McNabb would get them in the playoffs for sure, barring injuries. The defense is young and good. The question mark is Gore's longevity. He's gotten injured the last couple of years and has lots of wear and tear on him.

But going with another unknown - a Jimmy Clauson type pick? Seems not to make much sense. Without a good QB coach or system, we're destined to not develop a great quarterback unless a Peyton Manning or John Elway drops from the sky. Not happening. Not in this draft.

I say stick with Smith, although it goes against all my objective thoughts on the matter. If a guy doesn't step up and find it within himself to be "the man" when the opportunity is presented, generally, it ain't ever going to happen. Smith has had multiple opportunities and never really quite shown the spark. Initially, I thought he got a bad rap with Nolan and then last year really stepped up for like 1/2 games at a time. He never really delivered. But the way I see it, maybe we just need to give the guy a total reset and think of last year like he was a rookie. When viewed through that perspective, we give it a go this year and then decide whether he's meant to be a back up or a real quarterback. This is the best opportunity Alex Smith is going to get. A weak division, a strong running back, and a good defense, in a passing league. If he can't succeed in this situation, he isn't going to succeed.

I'm not confident.
What Makes A Bad Filmmaker?

I'll still see DATE NIGHT, but by all reports, the movie stinks. How can a rom-com starring Tina Fey and Steve Carrel at the top of their game with supporting roles for Mark Ruffalo, Kristin Wiig, and Marky Mark stink?

Ask Shawn Levy.
Jersey Shore Spin Offs

A Russian, Persian, and Asian version of Jersey Shore are all in the works. All sound good to me
Funny Website

My very worst date
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Thursday, April 08, 2010

The Cowards Way

A new site offers "candid" advice from co-workers and employees about performance - all anonymously, so no one can seek out retribution.

Why anyone ever listens to "anonymous" information is beyond me. I can understand in espionage circles or in journalism where sources need protection because of security issues...but other than those rare cases, "anonymous" information is useless information. It the voice of the cowardly and the petty. It if it not important enough to speak up and be told - face to face - mano to mano - it can be said to not be important at all.

To think this type of information is useful is to read the comment sections on blogs and mistake it for meaning. This new media world is a descent into pettiness. I don't approve.
Clockers

Finally watched Clockers last night for the first time. Was the opening title sequence inspired by Law and Order or the other way around? Or were both from another source altogether? A good movie - a spiritual ancestor to THE WIRE. But strange at the same time. Strikingly inelegant filmmaking. And this was his 6th film? It got me trying to remember the filmmaking in Malcolm X and Mo Better Blues. And I almost can't, since I saw them so long ago. You expect a sloppiness in a Do The Right Thing or She's Gotta Have It. But by this time in his career? Strange. Nevertheless, quite an interesting film. Felt very time specific and certainly doesn't hold up or quite feel relevant today. Not all movies are timeless. Some can be appreciated for the specificity. This is one of them.

Wednesday, April 07, 2010

Empowering Iran

Article on why the Iraq war was stupid and reactionary and empowered Iran.

Did I miss something here? In 2003, our primary concern was Al Queda, the Taliban, and other Sunni (read Saudi) affiliated terrorist groups and WMDs. Iran was on our shitlist, but also happened to be the enemies of these Sunni groups. So explain to me why such a recalibration of Middle East power, into the hands of a fragile Shiite regime was such a bad thing...

Tuesday, April 06, 2010

No Game Whatsoever

I've never considered myself someone with any "game" whatsoever. Yet after watching one episode of Millionaire Matchmaker, I got a sudden boost of confidence. Those dudes were freaking losers and it was painful to watch. The girls weren't even cool, but they made the guys seem like complete tools. The girls are golddiggers by definition and most of them couldn't bring themselves to dig these guys.

Monday, April 05, 2010

Sunday, April 04, 2010

Quote from a book within a book

Damn good:

Talent must be a fanatical mistress. She's beautiful; when you're with her, people watch you, they notice. But she bangs on your door ad odd hours, and she disappears for long stretches, and she has no patience for the rest of your existence: your wife, your children, your friends. She is the most thrilling evening of your week, but some day she will leave you for good. One night, after she's been gone for years, you will see her on the arm of a younger man, and she will pretend not to recognize you.


I recommend CITY OF THIEVES by David Benioff.