Radical Proposal

Insane idea that could work: sell the Gaza Strip to Donald Trump. Russia, Saudi, Israel, everyone puts up the money (since Trump doesn't have enough). He can develop it into the greatest tourist destination in the entire world. It's all beach front property. It probably can be bought for near nothing. All the Palestinians get jobs working for Trump hotel and casinos. Pay is generous. Only problem: no guns or weapons of any kind in the entire place. It's like a giant Vegas. This solves two major problems: Hamas goes away. Trump stays occupied. Vlad Putin gets a big penthouse suite. Putin and Trump get to hang and act like heroes. The rest of the world goes on.

Who says no?