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Newsom disappears for two weeks and cancels trip to climate conference to "stay home for Halloween with his kids." If you believe this BS, I have a bridge to sell you.

Personally, I'd be fine with him saying "private matter." But it's pretty hard to simultaneously hold the the belief that climate change is an urgent issue and then cancel meetings about it for trick or treating. 

It would be rather ironic if we find out Newsom had an allergic reaction to the vaccine he's been touting -- almost ironic as Trump getting COVID after downplaying the disease.