Football Is Back

Storylines I'm looking forward to:

1) Alex Smith turning the Redskins into a playoff team.

2) The rise of the Chicago Bears

3) The electric Kansas City offense that puts up crazy fantasy points, but finishes 8-8

4) Jimmy G banging every single girl in SF, but not making the playoffs

5) The Los Angeles Chargers going 13-3.

6) Marshawn Lynch reestablishing Beast Mode in Oakland

7) LA Rams underperforming

8) The Browns not being terrible because of Tyrod Taylor

9) The Seahawks not making the playoffs

10) My fantasy teams finishing in the money for the first time

Storylines I'm Not Looking Forward to:

1) Pats going to the Super Bowl again

2) Instant Replay

3) National Anthem protest tracking

4) Anything to do with the Lions or Tampa Bay