Oh L.A.

At Wholefoods tonight. Woman in front of me is middle aged, Mexican, buying just a key lime soda - the Whole Foods brand. Check out person - venice hippy chick. Women says to her "No 7-Up." Check out chick "You want 7-Up? Like regular 7-Up." Woman nods. She wears like a city maintenance worker type of uniform. Chick says "No 7-Up. Dollar store will have it." Maintenance woman gets this look like "What the fuck am I doing here." Check out chick goes "7-Up isn't organic. All our sodas are organic." "Oh. Organic" maintenance woman says. Hands over her 60 cents.