Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Top Ten

How you know the economy stinks.

Number 8: Too many gators.

Turns out the owner of Savoie's Alligator Farm in Louisiana, home to 100,000 designer-handbags-in-waiting, hasn't sold a single skin to the likes of Louis Vuitton this year. Even worse: The farmers are trying to keep the hides they have stockpiled from spoiling. Only ones not complaining are the gators.

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