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Film: Napoleon Dynamite

Underrated as a kid-appropriate film.

Film: Top Secret

Not kid appropriate...one of the funniest bits in the movie went over my kids head...Val Kilmer gets put into East German prison. His manager comes in and is like I've spoken to everyone - the ambassador, the police chief, the secret service, the CIA, and I still can't figure out how to give my wife an orgasm. Val Kilmer pulls out some sort of anal dildo device and gives it to him. Then he leaves, thanking Val Kilmer for his help. Then Val Kilmer gets out of jail for totally different reasons. Later we find out his manager died because he didn't realize the voltage was more powerful in East Germany. This film is rated PG.